Serious Advice needed: How do I hide my jaw surgery from my bluepilled colleagues?

[11gaijin]

So in few months I am going to have my jaw surgery and genioplasty. The date is coming closer but I haven't yet figured out what I would say to my colleagues about it. I don't want to tell anyone about this. Only my family and one very good friend know about it. The problem is that my team is full of bluepilled betacucks and confidence brahs. These are some of them

1. My team lead is a bluepilled cuck whose wife studies in a foreign country. I am pretty sure she takes chad cocks every day while this cuck just continues to wagecuck here to fund her education. He is also a confidence brah and despite being a bald manlet he seems to be alien to blackpill.

2. My manager seems to be another bluepilled guy who literally has a landwhale wife. She must weight twice he does. He was once giving me advice about dating and women and that women change their preferences as they mature (cuck didn't know that they want a betabux now) so I have hope, kek. Both of these guys also seem to be feminists (though not hardcore but they aren't sexist at all)

3. A femoid who used me as a beta orbiter

4. A tall guy who is NT and does have some success with females but he is definitely not a chad since he has shit coloring and frame. He has also tried to make fun of me at times in the past, though is fine otherwise.

5. This decent looking guy who dates an ugly femoid

6. Some other cucks

The only, 3, based and blackpilled people in the team left the company.

Now you can imagine if these guys come to know about my surgery what their reactions will be. I fear they will talk about me behind my back or something, in the sense that I am an insecure guy and how I should have cunfidence. They might even laugh at me since such surgeries are not common here. What should I do guys? My options that I can think of

1. Leave the company before the surgery

2. Make some other excuse, take a leave of 2 weeks followed by 2 weeks of work from my place and then go back in the hope that they don't come to know (not sure if it would work)

3. Tell them

Thanks for reading, plz share your ideas.

TLDR: Title

 

[TheRealChincel]

Get the hell out of there. These people won’t understand and even if you somehow avoid detection, you sound miserable there.

 

[eurocel]

If anyone asks just say you had to get it done to fix your bite, otherwise it would become a problem later on.

 

[Deleted member 1269]

Just don't give a single fuck, it's your fucking face and life and you can do whatever the fuck you want. If anyone talked shit to you about it tell them to fuck off.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

If anyone asks just say you had to get it done to fix your bite, otherwise it would become a problem later on.

 

[hehe xd]

dont taok about it and if it causes u issue just leave tbh

 

[iblamemyself]

Just don't give a single fuck, it's your fucking face and life and you can do whatever the fuck you want. If anyone talked shit to you about it tell them to fuck off.

Get the hell out of there. These people won’t understand and even if you somehow avoid detection, you sound miserable there.

The question is: will he find another job easily and will it be any different there? OP's work place sounds like the typical bluepilled crowd you will find everywhere.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

how noticeable is the change? enough for them to notice or are you just paranoid? tbh i wouldnt worry that much cosmetic surgery isnt that uncommon.

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

Tell them beforehands you have functional jaw issues and leave it at that. Say it is private matter and even if they chide you, just play it off cool but don't try to defend or explain it. Who gives a fuck what they think anyways?

 

[Erenor]

I guess just be cunfindent about your surgery
Tell them you always felt bad for your looks, and now that you earn money this is what you want to spend it for. It's none of their business. You don't need to talk about the blackpill if they ask you why you got the surgery.

 

[11gaijin]

Get the hell out of there. These people won’t understand and even if you somehow avoid detection, you sound miserable there.

No doubt these guys are cucks but they pay me very well and work isn't much. That is why I am not sure of leaving this job before finding a new one. :/

 

[11gaijin]

If anyone asks just say you had to get it done to fix your bite, otherwise it would become a problem later on.

This has already been on my mind but the femoid kinda knows that I am conscious about my jaw area/lower third. I asked the bitch once if she thinks it looks ok.

 

[11gaijin]

Just don't give a single fuck, it's your fucking face and life and you can do whatever the fuck you want. If anyone talked shit to you about it tell them to fuck off.

This is good advice, thnx

 

[Abomination]

You simply claim that you had to get jaw surgery to correct your under/overbite because it was causing you to suffer from sleep apnea. This is an acceptable excuse - I've used it on normies before.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

say you broke ur jaw in a fight and had to get it fixed, and now it looks swollen and weird

 

[Pinpoint]

confidence brahs
jockbrah
(brah is good because it implies the displayance of something/ advocation. Bro, but brah is addressing the guy who is the bro, but the ah is usually putting something out there of high value/ proposition/ they are an advocator of a quality/ thing/ direction/ etc. )

 

[Pinpoint]

If anyone asks just say you had to get it done to fix your bite, otherwise it would become a problem later on.

Lol let's think of other features.
My height? I have a leg issue and I need to get my bones reinforced or else it could become arthritic later on.
My eyes? I have a vision issue, I need to get these new future tech contacts or I might go blind later on.
My nose? It's developing a major infection, they need to get in there and fix it, and they even allowed me a cosmetic reconstruction after they're finished digging inside. etc. etc. etc.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

If anyone asks just say you had to get it done to fix your bite, otherwise it would become a problem later on.

This sounds like a good idea.

 

[Pinpoint]

This sounds like a good idea.

In-deed.

 

[Deleted member 677]

So in few months I am going to have my jaw surgery and genioplasty. The date is coming closer but I haven't yet figured out what I would say to my colleagues about it. I don't want to tell anyone about this. Only my family and one very good friend know about it. The problem is that my team is full of bluepilled betacucks and confidence brahs. These are some of them

1. My team lead is a bluepilled cuck whose wife studies in a foreign country. I am pretty sure she takes chad cocks every day while this cuck just continues to wagecuck here to fund her education. He is also a confidence brah and despite being a bald manlet he seems to be alien to blackpill.

2. My manager seems to be another bluepilled guy who literally has a landwhale wife. She must weight twice he does. He was once giving me advice about dating and women and that women change their preferences as they mature (cuck didn't know that they want a betabux now) so I have hope, kek. Both of these guys also seem to be feminists (though not hardcore but they aren't sexist at all)

3. A femoid who used me as a beta orbiter

4. A tall guy who is NT and does have some success with females but he is definitely not a chad since he has shit coloring and frame. He has also tried to make fun of me at times in the past, though is fine otherwise.

5. This decent looking guy who dates an ugly femoid

6. Some other cucks

The only, 3, based and blackpilled people in the team left the company.

Now you can imagine if these guys come to know about my surgery what their reactions will be. I fear they will talk about me behind my back or something, in the sense that I am an insecure guy and how I should have cunfidence. They might even laugh at me since such surgeries are not common here. What should I do guys? My options that I can think of

1. Leave the company before the surgery

2. Make some other excuse, take a leave of 2 weeks followed by 2 weeks of work from my place and then go back in the hope that they don't come to know (not sure if it would work)

3. Tell them

Thanks for reading, plz share your ideas.

TLDR: Title

Number one.

 

[eurocel]

Lol let's think of other features.
My height? I have a leg issue and I need to get my bones reinforced or else it could become arthritic later on.
My eyes? I have a vision issue, I need to get these new future tech contacts or I might go blind later on.
My nose? It's developing a major infection, they need to get in there and fix it, and they even allowed me a cosmetic reconstruction after they're finished digging inside. etc. etc. etc.

Not sure what point you're trying to make lol, it obviously doesn't apply to everything. I was just giving OP the advice that he needed.

 

[eurocel]

This has already been on my mind but the femoid kinda knows that I am conscious about my jaw area/lower third. I asked the bitch once if she thinks it looks ok.

Why does this matter? It won't change your argument that you need surgery because of a bite problem, even if it isn't true.

 

[Weirdcel]

Why even bother with surgery if it won't net you results i.e. get you laid.

2. My manager seems to be another bluepilled guy who literally has a landwhale wife. She must weight twice he does.

Like a queen ant and male ant

 

[11gaijin]

how noticeable is the change? enough for them to notice or are you just paranoid? tbh i wouldnt worry that much cosmetic surgery isnt that uncommon.

I am getting a jaw surgery plus genioplasty (chin surgery). My chin is recessed and my lower jaw protrudes out. Also I have a slight gummy smile and a drooping smile because of the jaw position. The surgery would try to fix all these issues. So if things go fine I think the difference would definitely be noticeable especially to people who see me everyday. Also if I am on leave for a while it becomes even more suspicious. It is not very common in my country though. Thanks for the response

 

[11gaijin]

Tell them beforehands you have functional jaw issues and leave it at that. Say it is private matter and even if they chide you, just play it off cool but don't try to defend or explain it. Who gives a fuck what they think anyways?

Yeah this is what some people have suggested and was in my mind too. Thanks

 

[11gaijin]

I guess just be cunfindent about your surgery
Tell them you always felt bad for your looks, and now that you earn money this is what you want to spend it for. It's none of their business. You don't need to talk about the blackpill if they ask you why you got the surgery.

Nah man, can't do that. They would never get it. And they would spread this news.

 

[11gaijin]

You simply claim that you had to get jaw surgery to correct your under/overbite because it was causing you to suffer from sleep apnea. This is an acceptable excuse - I've used it on normies before.

Yeah this one is what I also thought and some people have suggested. Thanks!!

 

[Deleted member 2901]

Tell them you got into a fight and that they “should see the other guy”.

 

[TheRealChincel]

The question is: will he find another job easily and will it be any different there? OP's work place sounds like the typical bluepilled crowd you will find everywhere.

Yeah but familiarity breeds contempt and at least in a new place, he won’t have to explain his new face. He sounds miserable there and should at least start looking elsewhere.

 

[TheRealChincel]

No doubt these guys are cucks but they pay me very well and work isn't much. That is why I am not sure of leaving this job before finding a new one. :/

Well, obv. I’m not saying to up and quit, it’s common sense that you’d have a fallback option first.

 

[11gaijin]

You simply claim that you had to get jaw surgery to correct your under/overbite because it was causing you to suffer from sleep apnea. This is an acceptable excuse - I've used it on normies before.

Thanks for the reply. Others have also given this suggestion and I always had this in mind. The only thing is that it feels a bit suspicious. Chances are that they might understand that this is just an excuse but it might work as well.

 

[11gaijin]

say you broke ur jaw in a fight and had to get it fixed, and now it looks swollen and weird

Kek

 

[11gaijin]

Lol let's think of other features.
My height? I have a leg issue and I need to get my bones reinforced or else it could become arthritic later on.
My eyes? I have a vision issue, I need to get these new future tech contacts or I might go blind later on.
My nose? It's developing a major infection, they need to get in there and fix it, and they even allowed me a cosmetic reconstruction after they're finished digging inside. etc. etc. etc.

Not sure if sarcasm or not. Jaw surgery is encouraged a lot by docs due to bite reasons while the other ones are not. It is the only surgery that I see being encouraged by docs and it doesn't fall in the bracket of cosmetic procedure. Rather it is considered a medical procedure. But I understand your point too. Some people might think of this to be a bad excuse.

 

[11gaijin]

Why even bother with surgery if it won't net you results i.e. get you laid.


Like a queen ant and male ant
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I feel I have a decent base and that is why I am going for the surgery. I wouldn't go for it if otherwise. better than just LDARing especially if one has the money to do it.

Lol, true. Kek

 

[KV3]

Don’t, just do what I did and pretend as if nothing changed.

If anyone asks, just play dumb, or make a joke.

 

[11gaijin]

Well, obv. I’m not saying to up and quit, it’s common sense that you’d have a fallback option first.

Post surgery recovery takes some time. 2-3 weeks at least, may be even more before I can start to work from office. Now problem is finding a job and timing it in such a way that they agree with my joining them after this amount of time. If I find too soon then it is an issue. If I start looking for a job late what if I don't find it on time before the surgery. But I agree, a different job is the best solution. Thanks!!

 

[11gaijin]

Don’t, just do what I did and pretend as if nothing changed.

If anyone asks, just play dumb, or make a joke.

What did u do?

 

[LongDouble]

The halo effect of your new looks will make them sympathize and side with you

 

[11gaijin]

The halo effect of your new looks will make them sympathize and side with you

TBH this has been on my mind but it is being too optimistic. This would only work if the surgery goes great and the results look great which one can't take for granted. Cheers

 

[Erenor]

The halo effect of your new looks will make them sympathize and side with you

 

[Maeror]

Just don't give a single fuck, it's your fucking face and life and you can do whatever the fuck you want. If anyone talked shit to you about it tell them to fuck off.

 

[TheCrock]

Just tell them you got your overbite fixed. A bad bite can cause a recessed jaw, so it's not cosmetic surgery per se.

 

[LongDouble]

TBH this has been on my mind but it is being too optimistic. This would only work if the surgery goes great and the results look great which one can't take for granted. Cheers

I want to see the results
Keep us updated

 

[11gaijin]

I want to see the results
Keep us updated

Sure man. I would give all updates.

 

[11gaijin]

Just tell them you got your overbite fixed. A bad bite can cause a recessed jaw, so it's not cosmetic surgery per se.

Yeah as others said, this is one of the options which seems good but it does raise suspicion as no one does it just for the bite, kek. They would come to know and I fear them making fun of me or spreading this news (since surgeries like this are not common here) .Cheers

 

[Chrawberry 9]

Get one of these OP

If anyone questions you tell them it's your retainer

 

[TheCrock]

Yeah as others said, this is one of the options which seems good but it does raise suspicion as no one does it just for the bite, kek. They would come to know and I fear them making fun of me or spreading this news (since surgeries like this are not common here) .Cheers

Where do you live? Hell why do you care, I'm planing on getting jaw surgeries while in college and I couldn't give a shit what some low IQ chatters think. Just realize that this will greatly improve your life and that people will treat you with more respect when you get a better jaw.

 

[11gaijin]

Get one of these OP

If anyone questions you tell them it's your retainer

Lol nice one

 

[11gaijin]

Where do you live? Hell why do you care, I'm planing on getting jaw surgeries while in college and I couldn't give a shit what some low IQ chatters think. Just realize that this will greatly improve your life and that people will treat you with more respect when you get a better jaw.

You are right man, and I think similarly some times. But other times I fear the case of a not so good result. What if the result isn't very good. I fear getting secretly laughed at for having a surgery only to look worse. But I do agree with your point. Good aesthetic result will give that halo effect and those people won't care. Thanks

 

[Deleted member 1983]

I am getting a jaw surgery plus genioplasty (chin surgery). My chin is recessed and my lower jaw protrudes out. Also I have a slight gummy smile and a drooping smile because of the jaw position. The surgery would try to fix all these issues. So if things go fine I think the difference would definitely be noticeable especially to people who see me everyday. Also if I am on leave for a while it becomes even more suspicious. It is not very common in my country though. Thanks for the response

I dont think you should worry too much tbh, if the surgery increases your looks its highly likely that people ( including your co-workers will respond better to you) .

good luck man.