Theory Allah is the god of war and slavery.

[based_meme]

Followers of Allah are literally called slaves. Slaves are prime war booty, and the god of slavery demands more slaves. How do you get more slaves? By warring and raiding. So the god of slavery also being the god of war is a natural pairing. And the fucked up thing is that muzzies are PROUD of being slaves of their god and will even blow themselves up in battle in the name of this god as a service from the slave to the slave master. JFL

 

[Govid_Dorious]

i bet Allah was tall and blonde

 

[based_meme]

@gymletethnicel

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Followers of Allah are literally called slaves. Slaves are prime war booty, and the god of slavery demands more slaves. How do you get more slaves? By warring and raiding. So the god of slavery also being the god of war is a natural pairing. And the fucked up thing is that muzzies are PROUD of being slaves of their god and will even blow themselves up in battle in the name of this god as a service from the slave to the slave master. JFL

Well YHWH was technically a war god who fought the leviathan, so technically not false.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

i bet Allah was tall and blonde

no he was brown and fat, deal with it

 

[Pill Warden]

Allah was actually a dirty sand fag

 

[Gendocel]

True

 

[MiSKiRaT]

this is true they call everyone who's a muslim as "slaves" I don't believe in religion overall because I grew out of these retarded fairy tales

i bet Allah was tall and blonde

he doesn't exist and if " God " was a pigskin snowroach then every women on this planet would be a millionaire while sub 5's will be starving

 

[Ser0]

You are all a slave to something. It could be anything really. For example money, insecurities, desires or feelings etc.
You are not in control, but you have the free will to make decisions.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

good

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Nah nigga that's kratos

 

[based_meme]

Nah nigga that's kratos

Allah is Kratos or is Kratos Allah?

 

[CruxGammata]

Allah was a pagan moon god.

Satanic Verses - Wikipedia

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Even his 9 yo wife knew what it was all about and told him “I feel that your Allah hastens in fulfilling your wishes and (sexual) desires.” because Mohamed was justifying all the degenerate acts of sex with divine guidance (even gay sex with a red bearded european man).
There was a youtube channel detailing (or rather exposing) abrahamic religions but it got nuked earlier this summer.

 

[DarkLight]

All religions are worthless

 

[OwariDa]

booty

Mmm booty

 

[Nick Gurr]

Allah is the biggest pimp, and his followers are his customers, prophet momo is his bottom bitch

 

[RandomGuy]

You are all a slave to something.

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