Any funny, or dramatic "I quit this job right now" stories?

[Bedford Stye]

I was norwooding.....and thought I'd get an "easy" job at McDonald's instead of pretending I could look normal for professional work. So I show up and they want me to prepare the meat.

Turns out, that's the worst job there. Within 45 minutes id decided to get going, even though I was broke and about to be evicted.

Basically, I was choosing homelessness. Lol.

I went to the restroom, walked out the side door, to freedom. Was worth it.

They probly wondered what happened

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Remember that we shouldn't work for sexhavers, sexhavers should work for us
#nopussynolabor

 

[Bedford Stye]

Remember that we shouldn't work for sexhavers, sexhavers should work for us
#nopussynolabor

Sure, okay. Do you live in a tent?

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Do you live in a tent?

No, sexhavers should, I haven't gotten the benefits they naturally had so screw them

 

[based_meme]

Sure, okay. Do you live in a tent?

Be patient with him, he's retarded.