SuicideFuel Brutal: newspaper publishes 1-sentence statements from normies when they had their first sex

[TheGrayWolf]

«Mein erstes Mal hatte ich neben einer Après-Ski-Bar»

Unvergesslich schön, peinlich oder gar komisch? Ihr habt uns von eurem ersten Sex erzählt. Eine Auswahl eurer Einsendungen seht ihr in der Bildstrecke.

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If you go through the slide-show you'll she their ages (in the large BLACK writing, the top age depicted in white letters is their current age)

Fucking brutal. And here I am, 26, KHHV, missed out on teen love, will never have non-escort sex... I fucking hate my life

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I feel very sad now

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

what old ass grandma nigga are you buying newspapers, boy?

 

[TheGrayWolf]

what old ass grandma nigga are you buying newspapers, boy?

It's a free newspaper, Chico. They are financed 100% by ads

Even the print-version is free. This is their website...

 

[TheGrayWolf]

S

what old ass grandma nigga are you buying newspapers, boy?

See... it's free... first sentence

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[NoLooksNoLife]

«Mein erstes Mal hatte ich neben einer Après-Ski-Bar»

Unvergesslich schön, peinlich oder gar komisch? Ihr habt uns von eurem ersten Sex erzählt. Eine Auswahl eurer Einsendungen seht ihr in der Bildstrecke.

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If you go through the slide-show you'll she their ages (in the large BLACK writing, the top age depicted in white letters is their current age)

Fucking brutal. And here I am, 26, KHHV, missed out on teen love, will never have non-escort sex... I fucking hate my life

Good thing idk how to read that language, mang

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

S

See... it's free... first sentence

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just make me a sandwich

 

[Immolator]

Good thing idk how to read that language, mang

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Good thing idk how to read that language, mang

So basically it's German and most of the readers of this papers had their first sex when they were 16-17

 

[nohope.]

«Mein erstes Mal hatte ich neben einer Après-Ski-Bar»

Unvergesslich schön, peinlich oder gar komisch? Ihr habt uns von eurem ersten Sex erzählt. Eine Auswahl eurer Einsendungen seht ihr in der Bildstrecke.

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If you go through the slide-show you'll she their ages (in the large BLACK writing, the top age depicted in white letters is their current age)

Fucking brutal. And here I am, 26, KHHV, missed out on teen love, will never have non-escort sex... I fucking hate my life

it’s over for you

 

[TheGrayWolf]

it’s over for you

I know that

What about you? serious question

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

So basically it's German and most of the readers of this papers had their first sex when they were 16-17

Ropefuel, mang

 

[nohope.]

I know that

What about you? serious question

yeah it’s over for me. only reason i haven’t suicided is because i can stay home and play video games all day

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Govid_Dorious]

yeah it’s over for me. only reason i haven’t suicided is because i can stay home and play video games all day

 

[depressedblackcel]

brutal

 

[Cope or die]

Translation?

 

[NihilisticSoul]

Translation?

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Translation?

@NihilisticSoul

I picked out the worst ones... for now


1) «On the ground of my grandfather's allotment garden, where I used to water the plants. It was unromantic. (slide 1)

2)
"My first time
I had at 17 in
a tree-nursery,
directly at the Aare (river in Switzerland).» (slide 5)

3) “That was when I was 17 a school friend. It was sensual nice because he me close your eyes tape." (slide 7)

4)
"My first time
happened with two
Sisters who were both 18 years old, who i met at a concert

5)
"I had mine
first time in the
seventh grade with
my very first
girlfriend in class
senlager on one
Farm yard." (slide 18)

6)
«I had my first time with my twin brother. He's the only man who loves me unconditionally and from the bottom of his heart,
my best friend,
since i think
can." (Lotta, 23 years old)

7) "I was 16 years old then. My best friend's older sister dragged me into the women's room at a rock bar

8) «I had my first time when I was 15 in my first relationship. It lasted two to three minutes and when I climaxed...then the condom broke. What a horror, especially for her

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