BTFOd foid trying to get me arrested

[gluehuffer]

i was jaywalking on the side of the highway back to the central park for sleep after eating GMO jelly at burger king, but i had to piss really bad. on[UWSL]e side of the road goes down to the sea with sand piles around so i decided to piss on one of the piles. theres no one around except cyclists on the bike road, you know where this goes. as i am blasting liquid gold with my unerect 3" peepee i spot a thot whore on a bike coming my way filming herself so i pull up my raggy pants quickly but its too late. whore comes to halt screaming and says i ruined her filming and immediately goes to phone app to dial 112, i panic so hard because i will fucking die if i go to jail now so i punch the phone out of her hand and it cracks on the railing, i ran with my heels hitting my ass. typing from baydöner internet, GN[/UWSL]

 

[Deleted member 40650]

Fucking based

 

[Incelius Savage]

[UWSL] i ran with my heels hitting my ass. typing from baydöner internet, GN[/UWSL]

 

[theAnt]

Fucking based

Why are you gray?

 

[jerkjocky]

should have dragged her off to the side of the road and facefucked

 

[theAnt]

Why are you gray?

Just found out you can change ranks

 

[Deleted member 44005]

Based

 

[gluehuffer]

you don't go to jail for a first time offense

problem is this isnt first time, i always got away with public urination but never had to fight after being confronted until now. last close call i was pissing next to a tree in extremely heavy traffic at night time, giant trucks covered everything so i thought i was fine but just as i was finishing a 6'5 black guy jumped out of one of the trucks and yelled at me. i lost tail between the trucks, he ran faster than me though

 

[Indari]

Fucking based

Based

 

[Deleted member 40650]

Just found out you can change ranks

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Lifefuel you are not entitled to be free from random pissing men in your TikThot videos whore!