TheNEET
mentally crippled by sleepoverless teen years
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- May 27, 2018
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I'm really pulling a leftist-style "meme" with a wall of text here, but I'm only making it into an image to facilitate sharing.
Pig: If I were a dog, humans would treat me with dignity and love, but alas I was born a pig, so my fate is getting imprisoned and eventually slaughtered, so humans can consume my flesh. This is cruel and unjust.
Dog: Yikes, sweaty, are you suggesting not all animals are born equal? You sound just like Adolf Pigler. Maybe, just maybe, if you worked hard and acted nicely, humans would treat you better. I worked hard for my squeaky toys, but you pigcels just don't want to put any effort. It has nothing to do with your species: there's this one guy on Instagram who treats his pig like a pet. Besides, you're not entitled to dignified treatment, being kept in a small cage can't kill you, unlike lack of food. Humans should keep you imprisoned for your misanthropy.
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Pig: If I were a dog, humans would treat me with dignity and love, but alas I was born a pig, so my fate is getting imprisoned and eventually slaughtered, so humans can consume my flesh. This is cruel and unjust.
Dog: Yikes, sweaty, are you suggesting not all animals are born equal? You sound just like Adolf Pigler. Maybe, just maybe, if you worked hard and acted nicely, humans would treat you better. I worked hard for my squeaky toys, but you pigcels just don't want to put any effort. It has nothing to do with your species: there's this one guy on Instagram who treats his pig like a pet. Besides, you're not entitled to dignified treatment, being kept in a small cage can't kill you, unlike lack of food. Humans should keep you imprisoned for your misanthropy.
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