Serious Cupid is a cuck

[SlayerSlayer]

If you want people to get together, you are basically a cuck, because you don't want the pussy for yourself.

Cause if I had his arrows, I'm go ER on the sorority house

 

[PLA1092]

It's likely he's some sort of higher being, created with the sole purpose of bringing people together, and having no sort of desire for ascension; at least, you would think that would be the case if he was real...

It seems more like a deflecting cope from foids to me, to be honest; it's not his attractiveness making me want to instantly get with him besides whatever psychopathic traits he may have, that would sound off the personality detector on most, it's magical Cupid shooting his arrows!

 

[SlayerSlayer]

It's likely he's some sort of higher being, created with the sole purpose of bringing people together, and having no sort of desire for ascension; at least, you would think that would be the case if he was real...

It seems more like a deflecting cope from foids to me, to be honest; it's not his attractiveness making me want to instantly get with him besides whatever psychopathic traits he may have, that would sound off the personality detector on most, it's magical Cupid shooting his arrows!

but cupid has a penis

 

[PLA1092]

but cupid has a penis

Would you prefer a solid mound?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Would you prefer a solid mound?

if he's not using his penis to fuck some cunt he's a waste, especially having those arrows

 

[PLA1092]

if he's not using his penis to fuck some cunt he's a waste, especially having those arrows

It might not work; would God really create him to have such desires?

 

[_meh]

Yeah, match-making as a guy is pretty cucked (especially if you're single, like wtf).

 

[SlayerSlayer]

It might not work; would God really create him to have such desires?

you make it sound like gays are the work of Cupid fucking up his aim, shrugging, and saying "ehhh its a gay"

 

[Grim_Reaper]

If Cupid is real, then he's a Chad worshipper.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

If Cupid is real, then he's a Chad worshipper.