Media CW are unironic geniuses.

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

For real.



99.99% of people, when reading two sentence horror stories, wouldn't even think of them as something that could be adapted into a larger piece of fiction. Only a true over 9000IQ genius, a true 5D chess-playing visionary, will be able to look at two sentences and say, "We need to make this into a 20-minute episode. Not only that, we need an entire show with each episode based on another set of those two sentences, there's no way it's not going to be a big hit."

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

can't believe i watched two minutes of garbage, fuck you OP, I hope you die

 

[kohlcel]

My two sentence horror story:
Becky finally came up to me and initiated a conversation.
She asked for my friends number.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

My two sentence horror story:
Becky finally came up to me and initiated a conversation.
She asked for my friends number.

More brutal than 85% of the ones normies come up with tbh. Reminded me of the time when my middle school crush suddenly stopped me as I was walking out of the school, asking me about the number of a guy she had seen one of the only friends I had there talk with.

 

[kohlcel]

More brutal than 85% of the ones normies come up with tbh. Reminded me of the time when my middle school crush suddenly stopped me as I was walking out of the school, asking me about the number of a guy she had seen one of the only friends I had there talk with.

truecel experience. happened to me as well.