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Blackpill DAY IN THE LIFE OF STACY VS DAY IN THE LIFE OF INCEL

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Stacy the Slut
♥07:00 AM♥

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Wake up. Remove Chad’s cum out of her ass and vagina. Takes a Shower. Puts on make-up (upgrade from a 4 to a 8). Receive a message from Beta Dad. Dad says he loves her and see her as his princess forever and ever. Ignores the message and instantly goes to Tinder to look for Chads.

♥09:00 AM♥

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Arrive late for her social media marketing “job”. Beta Boss doesn’t care because he secretly wants to fuck her. Check her email, smile because the IT guy did all the work for her last night and emailed it to her.

Proceed to report the IT guy to the HR Department because IT guy says, “I will do anything for you!”. Too ugly to be a beta provider. HR Department throws a fit and hugs her and tell her that it’s okay. THE FUTURE IS FEMALE! TEEHEE


Spend the rest of the day doing nothing, gossiping with her co-workers about the latest news regarding chad celebrities. After that, have a meeting to discuss what to do for ladies’ night. In the meantime, look at Tinder and laugh at all the thirsty Betas which message her , while being wet over the Chad who didn’t reply to her.


♥05:00 PM♥
Leave work. Beta holds the door for her. Instead of being grateful, called him a sexist for not allowing her the opportunity to open the door herself and proving to the world that she’s an independent woman.

Outside, her Tinder Date awaits her. They drove to a 5-Star restaurant using his Corvette. She immediately regrets having this date after finding out that he is merely a 9/10 instead of a 10/10.


♥09:00 PM♥
After hours of hamstering, she decided not to sleep with Tinder Date. How could he lie about being 6’ when he’s just a 5’10?!?!?!? She then contemplated on whether to report him to the police for mentally raping her and traumatising her with this shit.
Goes home, puts on yoga pants. Proceed to produce her daily vlog for her extremely successful YouTube channel. Whine about Tinder date. Upload the video. 10000 likes in 1 hour. Lots of comments by White Knights telling her to report that bastard. She felt that by doing this she’s doing God’s work by empowering women to teach this Betas a lesson!

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♥10:00 PM♥
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Takes makeup off. Have a wonderful night thinking about Chad shoving his 1000000 KM cock up her ass.
Betas stroked their dicks around her, worshipping every part of her body. Never has she been so validated in her life.

♥07:00 AM♥


Wake up feeling refreshed after 8 hours of quality sleep. Getting ready for that Shower™!


Incel the Incel
0500 HOURS


Wake up groggy from last night’s suicide attempt. Cry a little realising how pathetic his life is. Take a Shower™.
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0600 HOURS

Go to the nearest cheapest drink store to get coffee since caffeine is the only few things keeping him alive. Drinks store owner look at him like subhuman trash wasting their time. The very sight of him elicits annoying dirty looks. Get lukewarm black coffee which is under filled and has nothing written on it because they want him to GTFO as soon as possible.


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0700 HOURS


Arrive 30 mins early for his Systems Administrator job. Boss tells him that he is on thin ice. Check email to see an angry rant about the Accounting Department’s printer being broken (that’s not even his job). Female co-worker is gossiping about his BO with other colleagues (he could have sworn he took a Shower™.
No friends to talk to. Last “friend” became a total beta once he managed to land a 1/10 landwhale and immediately isolated himself from Incel.
Spend the rest of the morning fixing other people’s stupid mistakes. Eat lunch alone.
Everyone in the office is talking about karaoke night, but he did not receive an invite.


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1700 HOURS

Boss held him back, said he has unfinished work to complete (that’s not even his). Eat cold take out. As he was the last to leave the office, he had to lock up the office.


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2100 HOURS


Go home after 4 hours of working. At the public transport, spoilt little brats make jokes about his face. Contemplate suicide. Reached home, too exhausted to do that. Collapse in bed.


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2200 HOURS

He was standing on the edge of the building. No one was there to stop him. On the way to the edge, he even heard his neighbour saying, “good riddance”. Take a few deep breaths. Look at this pathetic world. Jump. Finally free.


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He then woke up. Realised that it was just a nightmare dream. Cry. Take antidepressants. Try to watch the latest harem anime but realise it’s all just a fantasy. Cry again. Sleep.


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0500 HOURS

Wake up. The nightmare goes on….time to take a Shower™.


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Pretty sure the majority of incels don't have an access to anti-depressants
 
Another excellent thread OP
 

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