LDAR Depressing poll: will a grandparent of yours pass away before you lose your virginity?

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I am a 32-year-old kissless virgin. I know my old grandmother will pass away before I get allowed past the gates of sex.

 

[Lonelyus]

Are you implying we should fuck our Grandmas? The mother of our mother? Doublemotherfucker?

 

[TheGrayWolf]

My last grandparent died in 2015... at 80 something, my second last in 2012... also at 80 something

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

My last grandparent died in 2015... at 80 something, my second last in 2012... also at 80 something

My grandfoid is in her mid 80’s, it’s over.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Foids are evil, they really want me bred out.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Foids obviously hate me to be an adult virgin. If you are younger than 22 you still have a chance. Wizards like myself have to face the reality of becoming old men who have never fucked a foid.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Harrison Ford will die of old age, before I lose my virginity.

 

[Lonelyus]

Harrison Ford will die of old age, before I lose my virginity.

Harrison Ford (born July 13, 1942) is an American actor. He has been a leading man in films of several genres and is regarded as an American cultural icon. [1] His films have grossed more than $5.4 billion in North America and more than $9.3 billion worldwide, [2] making him the seventh-highest-grossing actor in North America.

Indiana Jones sure is fucking old!

 

[jeetcel]

they already have since years now, when i started my college at 17 i think

 

[PurgatoryPass]

I lost my last grandparent 4 years ago. We weren't close honestly but the same thing had occurred to me.

 

[suicidecase]

All my grandparents are dead. And one of my Aunts.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Damn, you still have a grandparent at 32?

My parents had me very late. Maybe that explains my shit subhuman genetics. But all my grandparents have been dead for many years. I'm 29 now and my last grandparent died when I was like 9.

My parents are also old, so in my case the question would be ''will one of my parents pass away before I lose my virginity?''

I'm definitely never going to lose my virginity to a non-escort. I plan on going to escorts when I have the courage, maybe in a few years. My parents are both old, sick, and fat. I don't think they have much long...

 

[greggymex7]

Half alr dead

 

[proudweeb]

my grandparents are long gone

2 of them died before i was born

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Damn, you still have a grandparent at 32?

My parents had me very late. Maybe that explains my shit subhuman genetics. But all my grandparents have been dead for many years. I'm 29 now and my last grandparent died when I was like 9.

My parents are also old, so in my case the question would be ''will one of my parents pass away before I lose my virginity?''

I'm definitely never going to lose my virginity to a non-escort. I plan on going to escorts when I have the courage, maybe in a few years. My parents are both old, sick, and fat. I don't think they have much long...

I expect her to die of old age in the next few years.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Damn, you still have a grandparent at 32?

That's how you know foids are witches who have a covenant ( a deal ) with the devil. Foids spread chaos and misery on Earth, the devil extends their time on Earth.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Two of them did, only my grandmothers are left.

 

[decafincel]

Foids obviously hate me to be an adult virgin. If you are younger than 22 you still have a chance. Wizards like myself have to face the reality of becoming old men who have never fucked a foid.

Is 22 the magic number? Asking for a friend...

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Lol will water in Earth dry up before we will ever ascend kind of thread

 

[Pancakecel]

Already have

 

[LeFrenchCel]

It's likely