Experiment Do you wipe your ass sitting or standing?

[Garbage Life]

Just kinda curious about something

 

[Mellatt]

Standing

 

[Deleted member 40252]

Standing

 

[PLA1092]

Used to stand, but now that I've mastered the art of Dandayamana Maltyagasana...

I no longer need to wipe.

 

[Mellatt]

I no longer need to wipe.

Based

 

[Emba]

Yes

 

[unique_freak]

When I was in jail, I was scared to take a dump because I was worried about what other people would think of me if they saw me wiping my ass lol

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

Use water (bidet) to wash your ass.

Sorry richfag not everyone has the money for a bidet

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Just kinda curious about something

Squatting

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Where do you live, bro? Skid row Detroit? African country? JFL @ dry-wiping your ass with toilet paper. Disgusting.

Dry wipe, then wash with soap or, if you plan on also taking a shower, then do it in there

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

Where do you live, bro? Skid row Detroit? African country? JFL @ dry-wiping your ass with toilet paper. Disgusting.

Poorfag south east america

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

Where do you live, bro? Skid row Detroit? African country? JFL @ dry-wiping your ass with toilet paper. Disgusting.

western people

 

[subhuman]

i dont wipe @Saysitsover

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I wipe with wet tissue when possible. But yeah always do sitting

 

[unique_freak]

I have an anal fissure. So I try to always wipe using baby wipes.

 

[ChrolloLucilfer04]

I don't wipe cause I have a bidet
its way more clean

 

[Caesercel]

Who tf wipes standing lmao

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Both

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Yea i feel doing it sitting is the best way to clean it

 

[DarkClown97]

Sitting

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Standing prevents the shit from being smashed between your ass cheeks and getting caught on your asshole hair.

Standing is the objectively superior way to wipe

 

[Deleted member 38680]

When I was in jail, I was scared to take a dump because I was worried about what other people would think of me if they saw me wiping my ass lol

I imagine you'd be better off sitting to wipe your ass in jail lol. I'd have to adapt if I ever end up there.

 

[InMemoriam]

I smear shit on the wall

 

[allDead]

Gangstalker data mining thread.

 

[ChrolloLucilfer04]

Gangstalker data mining thread.

its ovER when glowies stalk you when you buy your fav toilet paper brand

 

[allDead]

its ovER when glowies stalk you when you buy your fav toilet paper brand

 

[unique_freak]

I imagine you'd be better off sitting to wipe your ass in jail lol. I'd have to adapt if I ever end up there.

There were no stalls.

 

[ethniccel1]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvJZCRGKro

 

[Cope_Time]

Who tf wipes standing lmao

yeah lmao

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I wipe in the crack whilst sitting, then I stand up and give the rest a wipe just to make sure it's clean.