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radishman

radishman

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:worryfeels: Ate lunch in the breakroom and a foid came in to use the vending machine. Luckily for me she didn't notice a subhuman like myself. Won't have to pay child support or be divorce raped. Guess I dodged a nuclear bullet there.
 
Yikes. Just took a quick look at your post history and it's obvious why no women would ever want you XD
Here's some advice dude: work on yourself, love yourself (but not in a niceguy way) and you'll do fine.
Stop acting like women aren't paying attention to you and stop thinking the world revolves around you!
:soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
What I typically tend to do if I'm all alone with a foid is check if there's cameras and see if she is on her phone. To see if she can frame me for shit




















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SINCERLEY,

Numb
 
:worryfeels: Ate lunch in the breakroom and a foid came in to use the vending machine. Luckily for me she didn't notice a subhuman like myself. Won't have to pay child support or be divorce raped. Guess I dodged a nuclear bullet there.
Lucky you
What I typically tend to do if I'm all alone with a foid is check if there's cameras and see if she is on her phone. To see if she can frame me for shit




















Disclaimer: All of my posts, comments and threads (since 2019) on this forum are source of parody, satire, and humor and are for entertainment purposes only. Said posts or stories or opinions may or may not use real names (or nouns), always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. Therefore, all of my writings and posts are works of fiction, constitute fake news and outlandish/unreal ideas and opinions. Any truth or actual facts contained in said stories or posts are purely incidental or coincidental and not intended to be, or be construed as, facts. Any resemblance to the truth or actual facts or to reality is purely coincidental, except for references to famous (and/or infamous/notorious) persons and/or public figures, or some historical events, in which case such stories are based on real people, but the story, or stories, or opinions surrounding or about these people or figures are almost entirely fiction and are intended as satire and entertainment. As the purpose of said writings/comments is to entertain and amuse and not to disparage any persons, or institutions, in any way and no malice is intended toward anyone or anything, nor should any be construed from all my writings on this forum. Also if I type something does not mean I agree with them. My posts and writings are not a source of facts or real information. That means all items or stories made by me are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person. All my posts, comments and threads are intended for a mature, sophisticated and discerning audience. Should a reader, or readers, upon sober reflection, think or believe that anything contained in any post from mine is true (or take them in a serious manner), they are mistaken and should relieve and abandon themselves of that idiotic notion immediately. Anyone who concludes otherwise ought to stay away from all of my writings forever and may want to consider instead seeking immediate mental help, attention or treatment. Now please find some street, squat and take a shit ffs.


SINCERLEY,

Numb
Gigamogger disclaimer
 
Yikes. Just took a quick look at your post history and it's obvious why no women would ever want you XD
Here's some advice dude: work on yourself, love yourself (but not in a niceguy way) and you'll do fine.
Stop acting like women aren't paying attention to you and stop thinking the world revolves around you!
:soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

New format is weird. Had trouble writing this
 
Been dodging these bullets all my life like I'm Neo
 
"mgtow" in a nutshell
 

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