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Does this make you feer better or worse about being an incel?

Does this make you feel better or worse about your inceldom?

  • Better, foids are gross

    Votes: 23 38.3%
  • Worse, I want to be so close and comfortable with someone

    Votes: 15 25.0%
  • Worse, I want a foid to fart in my face

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • I'm not an incel

    Votes: 8 13.3%
  • Swamp knives

    Votes: 12 20.0%

  • Total voters
    60
neither. it seems like a cute thing to do. Plus clearly a joke

Did you people expect your future wife/gf would be a fucking anime girl who doesn't have bodily functions or something?
 
Worse. I'd love to crawl into bed with her, hug her tightly and hold her close, kiss her and just fall asleep next to her. Bloated, unshaved, gassy - idc, I don't want a made up, picture perfect woman. I want this closeness, warmness, not caring about petty shit and just being yourselves around each other.

Ehh, doesn't matter, I'll never get that. Not just cause of looks, I'm damaged goods by now, too hurt and bitter by the years of loneliness and other social trauma that I'll never trust someone enough.
 
One person isn’t inkel :feelssus:
 
There's a phaggot on this forum into fart anime or something like that.
 
neither. it seems like a cute thing to do. Plus clearly a joke

Did you people expect your future wife/gf would be a fucking anime girl who doesn't have bodily functions or something?
 
Tfw no fartty gf that releases beautiful lavender flavored farts
 
It honestly does make me feel better tbh. That’s disgusting
 
Worse. I would be sexually aroused by this.
 
neither. it seems like a cute thing to do. Plus clearly a joke

Did you people expect your future wife/gf would be a fucking anime girl who doesn't have bodily functions or something?
.
 
That would make me want to vomit through my eyeballs.
 
neither. it seems like a cute thing to do. Plus clearly a joke

Did you people expect your future wife/gf would be a fucking anime girl who doesn't have bodily functions or something?
 
Its just why? Whats the point of leaving a note like that. Just take a shit.
 
theory: he wrote that himself for upvotes
 
I would just fap at her farts ngl.
This is what KHHV life has done to me.
Deplorable :cryfeels:
 
Unironically better, farts are disgusting - I hate any form of foul odour. When something smells bad, remove it immediately.
this. I hate it alot, before I ever eat gassy food I take viengar with water then rinse my mouth to prevent gas
 
Le sexy time with the pupper :soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
Over 100k upboats for a fart "joke"
 
Send that hole to the curb.
 
if a bitch ever shits in my bed im going to piss all over her face
 
lifefuel for scat/fart fags I guess.

The power move here would be to fart in the bed and then dutch oven her when she is asleep.
 
I'd squeeze her anyway while shouting at the top of my lungs "I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT TO DO TO MY PROPERTY, YOU FUCKING CUNT" and wake her up as she let out an embarrassing fart, staining her panties most likely. After that I'd scream at her to clean up and spray some fubreeze.
 
This is disgusting, and the fact people find it comedic reveals how brain dead/immature most humans are
 
Probably an excuse because she's not attracted to her cuck husband and doesn't feel like fucking him. Very common for post-wall females.
Tfw no fartty gf that releases beautiful lavender flavored farts
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There is still a foid on the bed in his picture though.
Could easily be his sister.
 
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