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Cope Escort gave me an Aero chocolate bar on the way out

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She said that she's sick of clients bringing her chocolate and that she doesn't want to get fat so she asked me if I want to take it instead.

Jealous?
 
that was a nice thing for her to do

what did she look like? how was the experience?
 
Plot twist: it’s laced in Chad’s cum
 
that was a nice thing for her to do

what did she look like? how was the experience?

She was dark, tanned skin and brown hair. I think she's Italian. 10/10 body.
She's the escort I lost my virginity to a while back. I always like going to her.

Plot twist: it’s laced in Chad’s cum
I doubt she sees any Chads tbh lol
 
She was dark, tanned skin and brown hair. I think she's Italian. 10/10 body.
She's the escort I lost my virginity to a while back. I always like going to her.
tbh it's kind of weird that giving chocolate to escorts is a common thing. imagine those cucks reaction when they find out the chocco is going to an inkwell JFL
 
Just chadcel things
 
tbh it's kind of weird that giving chocolate to escorts is a common thing. imagine those cucks reaction when they find out the chocco is going to an inkwell JFL
Yeah, you do have to be kinda retarded to bring gifts to an escort. I guess those people are out of touch with reality.
 
Did you tell her your virginity stuff and if, how did she react?
Yeah. She acted surprised and asked “your first time with a girl or first time having sex at all?”
Jfl she doesn’t realise how hard it is for ugly men.
I was 18 at the time.
 
Escortcels are not incel
You can only be incel if you can't even fuck escorts like me.
 
Did you make a thread with her bodyfotos a while back? Might remember
 
Yeah. She acted surprised and asked “your first time with a girl or first time having sex at all?”
Jfl she doesn’t realise how hard it is for ugly men.
I was 18 at the time.
She is impressed because you are legit :chad:
 
Escortcels are not incel
You can only be incel if you can't even fuck escorts like me.
Anyone can fuck escorts. I actually did get rejected by one for being too young but that’s it.
One example where this is false I guess is if you’re non-white then a lot will reject you but you will still find ones who won’t.


She is impressed because you are legit :chad:
she thought I was a faggot lol. Foids just can’t understand how bad men have it.
 
Anyone can fuck escorts. I actually did get rejected by one for being too young but that’s it.
One example where this is false I guess is if you’re non-white then a lot will reject you but you will still find ones who won’t.

she thought I was a faggot lol. Foids just can’t understand how bad men have it.

I don't have to get "rejected" by the escort, I am so fucked mentally and my hormones are so fucked that I can't get hard
 
I don't have to get "rejected" by the escort, I am so fucked mentally and my hormones are so fucked that I can't get hard
I can't get 100% hard either.
 
I like Aero chocolate
 
She said that she's sick of clients bringing her chocolate and that she doesn't want to get fat so she asked me if I want to take it instead.
what if she was just being tsundere
like wanted a compliment about how she looked great so she could justify eating the chocolate
but OP stole her chocolate and made her sad

 
Imagine being the simp who fuckin bought gifts for a whore, only for her to give it away to another dude. JFL getting cucked by a whore has got to be a whole new level of cuckoldry :feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
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XD
 
It was probly a dried shit bomb
You really can't help yourself from making retarded scat fetish posts on all your accounts

@Fat Link Does there need to be any more evidence that he's @Bald Incel aka @Warehouse Boy aka @meatball aka like three other confirmed accounts of his that were all banned?:feelskek: Like he just happens to have the exact same typing style and demeanor and vocabulary and pfps and scat fetish as all 6 of those other accounts?

I used to be able to just ping Serge and he would know the drill and ban him instantly but you denied my last report so idk what the status is now. here's a compilation of all his other accounts and the posts that got him banned for reference
 
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You really can't help yourself from making retarded scat fetish posts on all your accounts

@Fat Link Does there need to be any more evidence that he's @Bald Incel aka @Warehouse Boy aka @meatball aka like three other confirmed accounts of his that were all banned?:feelskek: Like he just happens to have the exact same typing style and demeanor and vocabulary and pfps and scat fetish as all 6 of those other accounts?

I used to be able to just ping Serge and he would know the drill and ban him instantly but you denied my last report so idk what the status is now. here's a compilation of all his other accounts and the posts that got him banned for reference
He’s funny as fuck though. :feelshaha:

You really sure you want him gone? :feelsthink: :feelskek:
 
He’s funny as fuck though. :feelshaha:

You really sure you want him gone? :feelsthink: :feelskek:
Dregster expressed basically the same sentiment prior to being modded:feelsstudy:

Ngalo this fucker irritates me on a visceral level but I don’t hate him enough to really be mad if you want to give him amnesty:feelskek:
 
Well I’ll go ahead and tag him and leave old Bedford the meatball’s fate in the capable hands of ol dreggy poo. :ahegao:

@Dregster666
 
Dregster expressed basically the same sentiment prior to being modded:feelsstudy:

Ngalo this fucker irritates me on a visceral level but I don’t hate him enough to really be mad if you want to give him amnesty:feelskek:
Well I’ll go ahead and tag him and leave old Bedford the meatball’s fate in the capable hands of ol dreggy poo. :ahegao:

@Dregster666
What has he actually done to warrant a ban ? :ping:
 
Yeah, you do have to be kinda retarded to bring gifts to an escort. I guess those people are out of touch with reality.
My cousin used to pay expensive dinner to an prostitute and brag around how he is a gentleman. He also has a wife and big son.
 
accepting food items from hookers is risky business
 
accepting food items from hookers is risky business
if I got treated like that by any whore id kill her then myself while laughing and crying hysterically. being nurtured by an escort has to be the single most degrading feeling out there
 

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