I am compiling 4 years' of experience with seeing escorts. I saw them from 2014 - 2018. While this guidance primarily targets UKcels, the principles discussed, excluding legal and sourcing specifics, are relevant globally. This is regarding incalls, I have no experience with outcalls.
I stopped seeing escorts because it wasn’t the answer. I started to feel waves of emptiness and depression, as what I really wanted was a connection.
Where to source: I used to use AdultWork.com
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The four horsemen for getting toilets is:
Ethnicity
Face
Height
Neurotypicality
With escorts it's the holy trinity:
Cash
Hygiene
Politeness (ironically personality matters
)
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Legality: In England, Wales and Scotland, it is legal for consenting adults to agree to a money-for-sex exchange. However, the following are illegal: soliciting in a public place, kerb crawling, owning or managing a brothel and pimping. It is an offence to pay for sex with a prostitute who has been “subjected to force” and this is a strict liability offence (you can be prosecuted even if you did not know the prostitute was forced). The age of consent for sex is 16, however it is illegal to buy sex from a person younger than 18. [1]
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Photo Accuracy: Some escorts heavily airbrush their photos so adjust your expectations accordingly.
Communication: Ensure direct communication with the escort for accuracy, as intermediaries (receptionists and pimps) tend to lie about services offered. When booking, be concise; clarity is preferred over prolonged discussions. Provide the time, date, and desired services without unnecessary elaboration.
Price Haggling: Never attempt to negotiate the fee on site. Do it before the booking, but generally avoid price negotiation of any form.
Personal Information: Do not use your real name and personal mobile number. Escorts don't, why should you? Don't tell them your NEET-&-tidy job title either. Use an alias. There's every chance a nutcase may dox and blackmail you for money.
Location: For discretion, consider locations outside your familiar territory. The goal is to avoid potential recognition by peers or unexpected encounters with escorts in public spaces. If you're traveling afar it's good to have a plan-B and a plan-C in case something goes wrong.
Loitering Outside: Don't be that moron who's standing outside a house/flat building with his phone in hand and looking around. People will know why you're here and they will look at you. It's incredibly embarrassing. Only approach after receiving confirmation and specific entry details so you don't have to awkwardly stand outside. Use Google Streetview to check out the location before arriving. Waiting in a vehicle can also mitigate awkwardness.
Poor lighting: A lot of the times the bedroom will be poorly lit. You'll be told it's for privacy from neighbours but it's actually a tactic to obscure visibility to avoid the displeasure of having to look at your face.
Assessing Service Quality:
Indications that you'll have a good time before paying:
· Politeness during phone interactions
· A relaxed attitude towards payment
· Offer of refreshments
· A welcoming demeanor upon arrival
If she seems disinterested/unfriendly the rest of the experience will most likely follow suit so it's best to avoid/walk out.
Service Confirmation: Ensure clarity on services before parting with any money. Once payment is made, refunds are typically not an option.
Escort Communities: Escorts often engage in forums for communication and sharing experiences. They can flag individuals they consider problematic by sharing your name and number, potentially leading to blacklisting across the community.
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Hotels: If an escort directs you to pay an acquaintance on the ground floor who will then provide you the room number, this a scam. The given room number is often fictitious, intended to distract and delay you while they make a swift exit.
Excessive talking: Escorts use pre-chat as an icebreaker but can slyly use it to waste time. You need to verbally tell her you want to move things along.
Drink Offer: Decline an offer for a drink as this can be used as an opportunity to waste time. I have read reports of escorts taking 5-10 minutes just to make a drink.
Massages: unless you asked for one these are time wasting tactics. Refuse if offered.
Bait & Switch: This tends to happen sometimes. You'll book to see a particular girl and a different one opens the door or the pictures are out of date. Usually the whore you wanted to see was never available to begin with, and they're hoping you're too horny to leave and will just pay. Just say nothing and walk away.
Time Keeping: Always wear a watch to monitor the session's duration. Some escorts might falsely claim your time is almost up. Ensure you receive the full duration you've paid for
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Fear of being beaten-up and robbed: This has never happened to me or to anyone else that I know of, so probabilistically it will never happen. If you're still paranoid see someone reputable, don't take any valuables, and use common sense; if the area looks/feels unsafe, rundown and is populated by men wearing hoodies then avoid. Use Google Streetview to guage the location.
Possessions: Leave valuables at home. Before departing from the escort's location, ensure you have all your belongings. If using the shower, bring valuables with you to the bathroom
Vehicle: Be suspicious if an escort specifies a particular parking spot; it could be a setup for unauthorised access to your vehicle by an acquaintance of hers while you’re away. Park at a safe distance from the escort's residence. Reputable escorts won't dictate your parking location. Utilize Google Streetview to identify secure parking areas.
‘I'm too ugly’: Escorts are selling a service, not looking for dates. They would have seen men from the most ugly to the most attractive. The best you can do is hygienemaxx which is universally accepted. If you're still anxious you can pitymaxx and let the escort know you keep breaking mirrors when looking at them.
STDs: Avoid escorts who advertise 'bareback sex'. Don't gamble with your life.
‘I'm brown/black': Out of all the several hundred/thousands of escorts profiles I viewed, only about 2-3 profiles stated they will only see white men. A lot of Eastern European escorts strictly will not see black men. Massive green light for browncels.
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• ‘I will never see escorts. I don't like how they profit off of lonely men' - No one cares. The game is rigged. Why try to be a good guy in a cruel, unfair world? Sex/intimacy is a vital need that we're deprived of. In the way too much sex damages a foid, no sex at all damages a man. You really think your defiance will make a change?
This is similar to pornography - making money off of guys who can't get the real thing. But the last thing I want is to live in a society full of angry, frustrated sexually-deprived men. That would be a dangerous society, and I don't want to get caught in the crossfire of some dickhead going ER.
• Sedates Misogyny: Delving further, the reason why I'm not as misogynistic as others on here is because how can I hate foids that much if they let me fuck their throats and splat on their faces with a giggle and smile for a measly £70? Hating half the population can get tiresome and bothersome.
• ‘I don't want to touch an escort who's been fucked by so many men' -
This is a legitimate grievance. One could argue it's gay to have sex with an escort since she's the leftover of so many men. In my case the desperation for female affection overrided this. I thought to myself as long as she's clean and I can't see or hear another male, I can delude myself.
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[1] https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/prostitution-and-exploitation-prostitution
I stopped seeing escorts because it wasn’t the answer. I started to feel waves of emptiness and depression, as what I really wanted was a connection.
Where to source: I used to use AdultWork.com
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The four horsemen for getting toilets is:
Ethnicity
Face
Height
Neurotypicality
With escorts it's the holy trinity:
Cash
Hygiene
Politeness (ironically personality matters
)———————
Legality: In England, Wales and Scotland, it is legal for consenting adults to agree to a money-for-sex exchange. However, the following are illegal: soliciting in a public place, kerb crawling, owning or managing a brothel and pimping. It is an offence to pay for sex with a prostitute who has been “subjected to force” and this is a strict liability offence (you can be prosecuted even if you did not know the prostitute was forced). The age of consent for sex is 16, however it is illegal to buy sex from a person younger than 18. [1]
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General Advice
Prices & Servicing: Price does not correlate with service - an £100 service can supersede one costing £200, but generally anything below £60 will be fucking shit.
Photo Accuracy: Some escorts heavily airbrush their photos so adjust your expectations accordingly.
Communication: Ensure direct communication with the escort for accuracy, as intermediaries (receptionists and pimps) tend to lie about services offered. When booking, be concise; clarity is preferred over prolonged discussions. Provide the time, date, and desired services without unnecessary elaboration.
Price Haggling: Never attempt to negotiate the fee on site. Do it before the booking, but generally avoid price negotiation of any form.
Personal Information: Do not use your real name and personal mobile number.
Escorts don't, why should you? Don't tell them your NEET-&-tidy job title either. Use an alias. There's every chance a nutcase may dox and blackmail you for money.Location: For discretion, consider locations outside your familiar territory. The goal is to avoid potential recognition by peers or unexpected encounters with escorts in public spaces.
If you're traveling afar it's good to have a plan-B and a plan-C in case something goes wrong.Loitering Outside: Don't be that moron who's standing outside a house/flat building with his phone in hand and looking around. People will know why you're here and they will look at you.
It's incredibly embarrassing. Only approach after receiving confirmation and specific entry details so you don't have to awkwardly stand outside. Use Google Streetview to check out the location before arriving. Waiting in a vehicle can also mitigate awkwardness.Poor lighting: A lot of the times the bedroom will be poorly lit. You'll be told it's for privacy from neighbours but it's actually a tactic to obscure visibility to avoid the displeasure of having to look at your face.
Assessing Service Quality:
Indications that you'll have a good time before paying:
· Politeness during phone interactions
· A relaxed attitude towards payment
· Offer of refreshments
· A welcoming demeanor upon arrival
If she seems disinterested/unfriendly the rest of the experience will most likely follow suit so it's best to avoid/walk out.
Service Confirmation: Ensure clarity on services before parting with any money. Once payment is made, refunds are typically not an option.
Escort Communities: Escorts often engage in forums for communication and sharing experiences. They can flag individuals they consider problematic by sharing your name and number, potentially leading to blacklisting across the community.
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Scams
Pay A Deposit: An escort might claim they've encountered many time-wasters and ask for a deposit as a sign of commitment. Don’t fall for it.
Hotels: If an escort directs you to pay an acquaintance on the ground floor who will then provide you the room number, this a scam. The given room number is often fictitious, intended to distract and delay you while they make a swift exit.
Excessive talking: Escorts use pre-chat as an icebreaker but can slyly use it to waste time. You need to verbally tell her you want to move things along.
Drink Offer: Decline an offer for a drink as this can be used as an opportunity to waste time. I have read reports of escorts taking 5-10 minutes just to make a drink.
Massages: unless you asked for one these are time wasting tactics. Refuse if offered.
Bait & Switch: This tends to happen sometimes. You'll book to see a particular girl and a different one opens the door or the pictures are out of date. Usually the whore you wanted to see was never available to begin with, and they're hoping you're too horny to leave and will just pay. Just say nothing and walk away.
Time Keeping: Always wear a watch to monitor the session's duration. Some escorts might falsely claim your time is almost up. Ensure you receive the full duration you've paid for
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Safety & Paranoia
Fear of being beaten-up and robbed: This has never happened to me or to anyone else that I know of, so probabilistically it will never happen. If you're still paranoid see someone reputable, don't take any valuables, and use common sense; if the area looks/feels unsafe, rundown and is populated by men wearing hoodies then avoid. Use Google Streetview to guage the location.
Possessions: Leave valuables at home. Before departing from the escort's location, ensure you have all your belongings. If using the shower, bring valuables with you to the bathroom
Vehicle: Be suspicious if an escort specifies a particular parking spot; it could be a setup for unauthorised access to your vehicle by an acquaintance of hers while you’re away. Park at a safe distance from the escort's residence. Reputable escorts won't dictate your parking location. Utilize Google Streetview to identify secure parking areas.
‘I'm too ugly’: Escorts are selling a service, not looking for dates. They would have seen men from the most ugly to the most attractive. The best you can do is hygienemaxx which is universally accepted. If you're still anxious you can pitymaxx and let the escort know you keep breaking mirrors when looking at them.
STDs: Avoid escorts who advertise 'bareback sex'. Don't gamble with your life.
‘I'm brown/black': Out of all the several hundred/thousands of escorts profiles I viewed, only about 2-3 profiles stated they will only see white men. A lot of Eastern European escorts strictly will not see black men. Massive green light for browncels.
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Moral Faggotry
• ‘I will never see escorts. I don't like how they profit off of lonely men' - No one cares. The game is rigged. Why try to be a good guy in a cruel, unfair world? Sex/intimacy is a vital need that we're deprived of. In the way too much sex damages a foid, no sex at all damages a man. You really think your defiance will make a change?
This is similar to pornography - making money off of guys who can't get the real thing. But the last thing I want is to live in a society full of angry, frustrated sexually-deprived men. That would be a dangerous society, and I don't want to get caught in the crossfire of some dickhead going ER.
• Sedates Misogyny: Delving further, the reason why I'm not as misogynistic as others on here is because how can I hate foids that much if they let me fuck their throats and splat on their faces with a giggle and smile for a measly £70?
Hating half the population can get tiresome and bothersome.• ‘I don't want to touch an escort who's been fucked by so many men' -
This is a legitimate grievance. One could argue it's gay to have sex with an escort since she's the leftover of so many men.
In my case the desperation for female affection overrided this. I thought to myself as long as she's clean and I can't see or hear another male, I can delude myself.———————
[1] https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/prostitution-and-exploitation-prostitution
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