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Some of the things that bothers me about the incel community is the boycott that it does the escortcel market. The fact that the escortcel market is equally or even more criticized than OnlyFans or so(Patreon, Twitch etc) in this types of forums just prove the lack of purpose that the community does to incels. Yes, I'm grateful for all the data that confirmed my life experiences(rejections, disrespect, involuntary celibacy, bluepilled and redpilled advises that doesn't work etc) but after know the data....What's next? Putting more suicidefuel to our lives? Lol, no. What should be next is to seek our happiness. SEX is the driving force that keep us going:


Now, one of the thing that I've read in this forums are the dissapointments about escortcelling and those are one of the main fuels to boycott it(and to keep the status uo.)

Keep in mind that SEX IS NOT PORN. Since most of us haven't had sexual experience due to romantic relationships our only alternative to sex is masturbation. One of the things that I experienced during my first times of escortcelling was that touching a tit won't give you pleasure unless you are a penetrating, she is sucking or she or you are fapping your dick. I'd say that the stimulus is not even the same. I wasn't the first escortcel to point it out. Actually @BlkPillPres had pointed out in some of his threads. A similar thing happen me with cowgirl positions. I had never masturbated with a cowgirl position so I didn't enjoyed after a the nineth time that I went. This being said: Do not feel bad if escortcelling is dissapointed the first times. You should keep going at least once a week to reset yourself(if you have deathgrip) or if was dissapointed. If you are of those incels who tried escortcelling and they last 5 minutes and felt that the waste of money was unworthy still reading down.

They are two types of reaction body reactions from incels that start escorcelling:
-Death grip syndrome due to years of fapping.
-Premature ejaculation.
I've read more incels with premature ejaculation than death grip syndrome. If that is the case, after the first experience I seriously recommend research if the escort offers 15 minutes plans. At least in my country they are usually a half of an hour cheaper than the hour. Another thing that I seriously recommend if you want to last more is to cut off you breathing when you feel that is coming. However there's other alternative:
Step 1: Ask to the escort how many ejaculations can you do during the act.
Step 2: Buy sexual enhancement pills. These ones had work on me: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00JXPFCY2/how-big-penis-20 . They work to keep the erection after cum.


It seems that most of the users of incel forums are from USA, Europe and Brazil. Well, in the case of whitecels experiences one of the things that I learnt is that escortcelling is very expensive. Many of the experiences mentioned about 300$ or even 700$ invested for it. I guess that they are talking about high tier escorts so my recommendations are the next:
-Decrease your standards: this might sound a bluepill advise but the escort market still very diverse. I don't recommend to burn more than a 1/4 of your wage on escorts and more if you have projects for a long run(housing, College etc).
-Move from United States: If you like white escorts so much I recommend you to move to Eastern Europe or Argentina. If you are ok without whites you can move to generic places like Thailand or so. If you love diversity I seriously recommend you Spain or South Brazil. In Spain I'd say that the half of the escorts are south americans and a good chunk are romanians, ukranians and russians while South Brazil has mixed and south european escorts(and easily affordable for a americancel).

Contribute to the escort users community by doing reviews after you have earnt experience. Once you do it the market will work according to user demands.
 
how do i escortcel as a 15 year old
 
Use SSRI for premature ejaculation. a pill the day before should do the trick.
 
how do i escortcel as a 15 year old
Do you have foid friends?
I seriously recommend to start doing foid friends and keep good relations to backup them as low cost escorts later.
There's a possibility that they will get pregnant by Chad and they will need money. Meanwhile, gymmaxx.

Now that you mentioned it. This could explain why escortcelling is so critized by the incel community. A good chunk of the incels are youngcels that haven't experienced enough to apply blackpill on practice. They blindly think that they could do a change in this broken society by talking shit about escortcelling and not be pragmatic for their incel problems.
 
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-Move from United States: If you like white escorts so much I recommend you to move to Eastern Europe or Argentina. If you are ok without whites you can move to generic places like Thailand or so. If you love diversity I seriously recommend you Spain or South Brazil.
What a great advice. Just make much money, get a top education and move to your favorite country considering the type of whores you like and simp for them. Lol
 
What a great advice. Just make much money, get a top education and move to your favorite country considering the type of whores you like and simp for them. Lol
If you can do work from home you can perfectly move forward to those places. Also, if you are an english native speaker you can work for english call centers that are there. You won't never lack of job.
 
If you can do work from home you can perfectly move forward to those places.
Bullshit. I work at home most the time but that doesn’t mean that I can work at any place in the world I want, at least not as a employee.
Also, if you are an english native speaker you can work for english call centers that are there. You won't never lack of job.
Bullshit. Call center jobs are poorly paid. You won’t have money for escorts anymore.
And generally you can’t move in any country you want if you don’t have the permission like a Green Card or smth like that.
 
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Bullshit. I work at home most the time but that doesn’t mean that I can work at any place in the world I want, at least not as a employee.

Bullshit. Call center jobs are poorly paid. You won’t have money for escorts anymore.
And generally you can’t move in any country you want if you don’t have the permission like a Green Card or smth like that.
I my country the wages for call center workers(generic accounts, nothing that requires accountability or network knowledge) is around 900$ per month.
You can go to a whorehouse for 50$ per hour weekly.
You can go to a whorehouse for 35$ per half of an hour(two times weekly) that means 280$ monthly.
You can go to a whorehouse for 20$ per 15 minutes that means 3 times weekly and means 240$ monthly.
 
I my country the wages for call center workers(generic accounts, nothing that requires accountability or network knowledge) is around 900$ per month.
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Can you write some posts that motivate us more than escortceling and to overcome the fear associated with it?

There were a few times when I was depressed and angry about my inceldom. I know that if I went to a prostitute in those moments I would have felt better, however I am very nervous to do this and end up wasting my money for low-tier copes like binge eating and binge watching porn/anime.

One reason why I am nervous is that I can not get hard on command.

You suggested to buy supplements that worked for you and gave some links. However the supplements are always out of stock. Can you sell me these supplements maybe? I would pay you with paypal if that works for you.

Another thing that you maybe can make a thread about is maybe a solution for other problems I encountered when I went to prostitutes:

You pay for 30 minutes but she rushes you and even if you dont come like me she kicks you out before the time is over

You have no controle what the prostitute is doing she sucks you, she stops when she wants altough you want to do it longer, she rides you altough you want a different position, she stops after a while without asking you and starts to passiveley jerk off and when you ask her to try out a different position and that you want to try penetrating her one more time she declines

In general how can you learn to be more dominant towards them and move them instead they moving you?

So advice for incels that are shy, and not dominating? Can you learn it with experience, are there other things that can help to overcome this problem?
 
Do you have foid friends?
do you know what site you're on? :feelskek:
I seriously recommend to start doing foid friends and keep good relations to backup them as low cost escorts later.
There's a possibility that they will get pregnant by Chad and they will need money. Meanwhile, gymmaxx.
i can't make friends at all, let alone female ones, especially given the school i go to.
Now that you mentioned it. This could explain why escortcelling is so critized by the incel community. A good chunk of the incels are youngcels that haven't experienced enough to apply blackpill on practice.
i would say it's more of people who are neets/broke that are jealous, in combination with people always trying to one up each other on who can be the most based and start calling prostitution cucked. youngcels are a minority here, i can count on my hand the number of people under 18 who have an account (and actively post).
They blindly think that they could do a change in this broken society by talking shit about escortcelling and not be pragmatic for their incel problems.
isn't that the point of this whole forum? we talk shit about everything, though i wouldn't say that anyone expects change--regardless of the issue being talked about.
 
I might be proving your point if we talk about overall wages. But I'm talking about the wage in comparison of escorts usage. I have to point out that this kill your argument of "make a lot of money to simp in other place" because you can work in other country as an unskilled worker to go to escorts the amount of times that I mentioned before.
 
Do not feel bad if escortcelling is dissapointed the first times.
yeah just like the first time we masturbated it didnt felt good.
and advices dont work for neets. not everyone has a job buddy.
 
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I might be proving your point if we talk about overall wages. But I'm talking about the wage in comparison of escorts usage. I have to point out that this kill your argument of "make a lot of money to simp in other place" because you can work in other country as an unskilled worker to go to escorts the amount of times that I mentioned before.
You said that everybody should choose the country to live where he can find the whores he is attracted to. And choosing his favorite country to live there is literally a privilege for highly educated and/or rich people. Most people with an average education and income aren’t even able to just move to their favorite country for many reasons. And you totally ignored the fact that many users here are already struggling to find a decent job in their own country.
Overall, you are just another one of these users here who think bc he fucked hookers he would be able now to explain us how the world works.
 
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You said that everybody should choose the country to live where he can find the whores he is attracted to. And choosing his favorite country to live there is literally a privilege for highly educated and/or rich people. Most people with an average education and income aren’t even able to just move to their favorite country for many reasons. And you totally ignored the fact that many users here already struggling to find a decent job in their own country.
Overall, you are just another one of these users here who think bc he fucked hookers he would be able now to explain us how the world works.
What favorite country? All the countries that I mentioned were poorer countries than first world countries. For third worlders is not problem since the escort usage/monthly income is not harmful.
 
What favorite country? All the countries that I mentioned were poorer countries than first world countries. For third worlders is not problem since the escort usage/monthly income is not harmful.
And you know why these countries are poor? Bc the fuckin economy there sucks and even the local people can’t find a job there. That’s why you have to be highly educated.
 
escortcelling is cucked enjoy paying for unwilling condom sex with a used up loose prostitute then going home lonely and depressed while normalfags and chads get to fuck their prime virgin jb gf then cuddle with her after
 
escortcelling is cucked enjoy paying for unwilling condom sex with a used up loose prostitute then going home lonely and depressed while normalfags and chads get to fuck their prime virgin jb gf then cuddle with her after
Most normal fags go to escorts bro. I'd say majority of men doing escortcelling are actually men.
older married ones yes. but normalfag zoomers get shit we can only dream of
Well so so. 28% of zoomers are suppose to be incels and low tier normies. Escortcelling is the best thing that we can afford.
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And you know why these countries are poor? Bc the fuckin economy there sucks and even the local people can’t find a job there. That’s why you have to be highly educated.
Wrong. Those countries are poor because they mostly produce unmanufactured goods. Even if they do is something very cheap to produce.
 
Wrong. Those countries are poor because they mostly produce unmanufactured goods. Even if they do is something very cheap to produce.
Poor country = hard to find a job.
I don’t want break down the reasons with you on an ID forum why these countries are poor.
 
Bro.
What the fuck is up with all those whorecel threads?
I mean drop the topic already. It's almost like your a whore yourself and try to get the incel community to spend their hard earned shekels.
It's cuked boyo, some will favor it but others will not. But stop the lame propaganda.

A while back sarge made a poll if whorecell threads should be allowed. I voted "no" obviously, but still the end result slightly favored allowing them, sadly.
Whorecelling is not sex and it is not even close unless it is a GF experience.
Most of the visits are so expensive that it's a waste of money anyway.
Still, here you are making 4-5 topics a week trying to shove whorecelling down our throats.

Foid glorification and worshiping should be forbidden, spending big bucks on whores is the perfect example.
Those involved should be banned on the spot.
 
The best and only advice is to NOT do it you fucking cucks.
 
Bro.
What the fuck is up with all those whorecel threads?
I mean drop the topic already. It's almost like your a whore yourself and try to get the incel community to spend their hard earned shekels.
It's cuked boyo, some will favor it but others will not. But stop the lame propaganda.

A while back sarge made a poll if whorecell threads should be allowed. I voted "no" obviously, but still the end result slightly favored allowing them, sadly.
Whorecelling is not sex and it is not even close unless it is a GF experience.
Most of the visits are so expensive that it's a waste of money anyway.
Still, here you are making 4-5 topics a week trying to shove whorecelling down our throats.

Foid glorification and worshiping should be forbidden, spending big bucks on whores is the perfect example.
Those involved should be banned on the spot.
That depends of the country. I had never spent over 1/4 of my wage when I used to have a bluecollar job(I'm South American). I used to visit whores once weekly back then.

If you rather to go to massage parlors, "high tier escorts" whose price per hour is a 1/4 of your wage, whore bars etc then is your fault.
 
The best and only advice is to NOT do it you fucking cucks.
And still frustatred because you can't get laid? It seems that Incel community is very toxic for incels themselves. We are reproductive and genetic failures....what we gonna loose at this point?
 

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