[Serious] Escortcelling is cucked

KingOfRome

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Because of FOSTA/SESTA, unless you live in a major metropolitan area, there's only going to be one or two escorts working in your area, so they'll be swimming in clients. Escorts in big cities are also swimming in clients. You and your money are disposable.

Most escorts absolutely do not need the money. They're doing it as a side gig because it pays more than working at a fast food place and the bar for entry is lower. It's extremely difficult for someone with no connections or prior experience to get blue collar work while all you need to be an escort is a hole between your legs.

Many escorts don't even take cash. The last time I tried to see one, she would only accept payments in AMAZON GIFT CARDS. Likewise, many insist on electronic payment, which is generally not held in escrow, meaning they can take your money and run; rob you from the comfort of their hotel rooms.

Service is generally awful. One pop rule applies the vast majority of the time, and whores are always rushing that one pop, so paying for an hour is generally a waste, even the half hour is stretching it, and the escort is probably not very close to you anyway location-wise. Starfish sex is the norm. She'll probably give you attitude, the condom will be too small unless you get your own, and her hygiene most likely blows.

No kissing either, in case you're into that sort of thing. Some escorts might. Thanks to escortcelling, I can say in full honesty that I lost my virginity before I had my first kiss. These happened months apart. It's all business for the most part. You might as well fap or (my suggestion) get a sex doll.
 
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escortceling always was a bit cucked because you are paying to have sex, while chad have it for free, but from all the cucked things someone can do this is by far the least cucked, because if you will need to be a cuck to have sex anyway it's better with established prices like a service that you are buying and not slaving yourself for 30-60 minutes of pleasure
 
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escortceling always was a bit cucked because you are paying to have sex, while chad have it for free, but from all the cucked things someone can do this is by far the least cucked, because if you will need to be a cuck to have sex anyway it's better with established prices like a service that you are buying and not slaving yourself for 30-60 minutes of pleasure
All non-Chads are cucks on some level. All we can do is strive to do is cuck out as little as we can get away with.
 
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All non-Chads are cucks on some level
Except rapists. Well, you could say even them are cucks because they sacrifice so fucking much for pussy.

But yeah, escortcelling is superior to betabuxxing an old used up foid. I recommend everyone here tries it at least once. It's a life-changing experience.
 
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The quality of escorts depends on location.

In some countries (like in south america), escorts have a free GFE experience, unlimited pops within the time limit, and making out is free depending on your hygiene.

1st world countries usually have escorts with a lousy attitude, lazy service, and clock watching.

Can't blanket statement escortcelling as a whole because of a bad experience in one/few locations.
 
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Except rapists. Well, you could say even them are cucks because they sacrifice so fucking much for pussy.

But yeah, escortcelling is superior to betabuxxing an old used up foid. I recommend everyone here tries it at least once. It's a life-changing experience.
I wouldn't call it life-changing, but it does take the sting out of getting called a virgin.
 
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I don't like the idea that some other man put his p---s in her before me, maybe even for free.
 
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All non-Chads are cucks on some level. All we can do is strive to do is cuck out as little as we can get away with.
Most "normal" guys compensate the 'sex for payment' thing with basically sex for favors or buying mad shit for said foid anyway. So for most people yes they are paying for sex.
 
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I don't like the idea that some other man put his p---s in her before me, maybe even for free.
Just arrive early at the whorehouse.

If you mean the fact she's not a virgin, come on, at your age the only way to get a virgin is through pedomaxxing.
 
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Just arrive early at the whorehouse.

If you mean the fact she's not a virgin, come on, at your age the only way to get a virgin is through pedomaxxing.
Are there any Asian girls at the whore house you go to? I only see old brown women working as whores here.
 
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Reading the experiences of others on here has put me off escortcelling. More often than not, it seems to be a very expensive and very underwhelming experience that they regret.
 
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The quality of escorts depends on location.

In some countries (like in south america), escorts have a free GFE experience, unlimited pops within the time limit, and making out is free depending on your hygiene.

1st world countries usually have escorts with a lousy attitude, lazy service, and clock watching.

Can't blanket statement escortcelling as a whole because of a bad experience in one/few locations.
1st world whores also charge at least ten times more for their shitty "service."
 
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Service is generally awful. One pop rule applies the vast majority of the time, and whores are always rushing that one pop, so paying for an hour is generally a waste, even the half hour is stretching it
Very good point. Unless you are extremely uncomfortable with escortcelling, you will likely cum fast due to inexperience. Great post overall OP. I've never seen an escort, but I have friends that have.

Here's a list of my tips
-never bring a hooker to your house. Either get a hotel room or go to a hooker that's already booked a room. Letting hookers (and pimps) know where you live is asking for extortion.
-do not bring anything else into the room with you except for the exact cash of the price. One of my friends got robbed by hookers. One upped the price once he got there, and another took his headphones. He protested, and she said "you're not gonna make a thing of it, are you?"
-many hookers catfish their clients. They will be older, fatter, and more weathered than their ads
-expect to get fully ripped off, and do not put up a fight. Hookers get so many clients, they can afford to be picky, and outright reject serving you. If you fight back, alot of them have pimps hiding in the closet or bathroom.
-If you call the cops, they will arrest you for soliciting prostitution. The woman will likely not be arrested, as "you were threataning her". The law is much more lenient on sellers of sex (women) than they are on buyers (men).
 
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Are there any Asian girls at the whore house you go to? I only see old brown women working as whores here.
No. Only brown/black and your odd light-skinned parda.
 
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To each their own, I know I wouldn't.
 
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