[Escortcels] Do escorts make you take a shower first? How quickly are you allowed to shower?

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I am debating whether 30 min is sufficient time, 1 hour literally costs the double and I rather not pay that amount for just one time (I have premature ejaculation, but also can't ejaculate 2 times within an hour). I will be showering at home before going, but the thing is, I will travel by bicycle, the one-way travel time is maybe an hour (depends where the escort is located). Also, this is winter time in Finland and just undressing and dressing full winter clothes takes time.

So the time starts to run when you receive a text message outside, so you lose some minutes even before you see the escort. (you need to wait outside possibly even a long time, that sucks without a car, normal winter temperature can easily be -25 Celsius degrees.) And you must be outside fully dressed (and without visible erection! My erections last some time even after ejaculation) before the 30 minutes is full. And I've heard some escorts deduct time for you to shower also afterwards. All the good escorts according to reviews demand the client to shower first. Some demand even the use of mouth wash there. With all these things, how can these escorts offer even 15 minutes times?!

And what happens, if I don't leave the flat in time? I can't and won't be paying for overtime time, because I will only take with me the exact amount of money agreed beforehand and leave other valuables at home (except phone that is necessary + keys to home and bicycle). She'll call cops? LOL. They take hours to arrive here, if they arrive at all. She maybe has a stun gun and pepper spray and uses them on me, because I am slow to get dressed my winter clothes...

Also, is it common request to demand no lipstick? Will they agree? I don't care much what clothes they wear, I just don't want lipstick. Why they use lipstick in the pictures?! It is disgusting probably to kiss those lipstick lips. These escorts I am considering offer even French kissing.

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Yall escortcels are down bad.

 

[Ecstasy]

Showers are important you see? Right after they fuck

 

[Jerek]

It depends, i wash myself before but i take a quick shower just to clean myself 100%. It depends on the escort but usually yes, the shower time is deducted.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

It depends, i wash myself before but i take a quick shower just to clean myself 100%. It depends on the escort but usually yes, the shower time is deducted.

But how quickly can you take the shower to not be suspicious?
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This lack of soundproofing in this building is killing me! Can't even phone an escort, because others would hear. I don't have a smartphone, writing SMS messages takes a long time, because you need multiple presses per one letter.

It depends, i wash myself before but i take a quick shower just to clean myself 100%. It depends on the escort but usually yes, the shower time is deducted.

Also, my face skin dries very much after shower, so the face skin will feel tight if I don't take a cream with me and waste more time.

 

[Speed]

I've never had to wash myself at the escort place, but it's common sense to not go there smelling like ass I suppose.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Yall

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I've never had to wash myself at the escort place, but it's common sense to not go there smelling like ass I suppose.

Even if I shower just before leaving, when she realises I came with a bicycle like a loser (that I am), she will order me to shower.

 

[Speed]

Even if I shower just before leaving, when she realises I came with a bicycle like a loser (that I am), she will order me to shower.

I used to walk from the bus in the summer, after leaving the gym, to go to the whore house. You'll be fine.

If you're worried bring a towel, bottle of water, soap, bodyspray, fresh T-shirt & underwear. Freshen up in an alley or somewhere before you go in.

 

[Ellsworth]

Name checks out.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Name checks out.

Explain, please!

 

[Alexotor]

I'm not the escortcel type

 

[Ellsworth]

Explain, please!

Name checks out again.

 

[TINMAN]

Do you not shower every day? Or is this some sort of policy that escorts have

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I am debating whether 30 min is sufficient time, 1 hour literally costs the double and I rather not pay that amount for just one time (I have premature ejaculation, but also can't ejaculate 2 times within an hour). I will be showering at home before going, but the thing is, I will travel by bicycle, the one-way travel time is maybe an hour (depends where the escort is located). Also, this is winter time in Finland and just undressing and dressing full winter clothes takes time.

So the time starts to run when you receive a text message outside, so you lose some minutes even before you see the escort. (you need to wait outside possibly even a long time, that sucks without a car, normal winter temperature can easily be -25 Celsius degrees.) And you must be outside fully dressed (and without visible erection! My erections last some time even after ejaculation) before the 30 minutes is full. And I've heard some escorts deduct time for you to shower also afterwards. All the good escorts according to reviews demand the client to shower first. Some demand even the use of mouth wash there. With all these things, how can these escorts offer even 15 minutes times?!

And what happens, if I don't leave the flat in time? I can't and won't be paying for overtime time, because I will only take with me the exact amount of money agreed beforehand and leave other valuables at home (except phone that is necessary + keys to home and bicycle). She'll call cops? LOL. They take hours to arrive here, if they arrive at all. She maybe has a stun gun and pepper spray and uses them on me, because I am slow to get dressed my winter clothes...

Also, is it common request to demand no lipstick? Will they agree? I don't care much what clothes they wear, I just don't want lipstick. Why they use lipstick in the pictures?! It is disgusting probably to kiss those lipstick lips. These escorts I am considering offer even French kissing.

Just ask for a quickie, shower and change before hand at home.

They won't care as long as you don't smell like BO or have dirty clothes on.

Thing is though, you can't just divide the price by its time. Like if they offer $100 for an hour, they won’t cut it to $20-$30 for 15 minutes or less. You're still paying at least $70+ for that time.

 

[Deleted member 27161]

Book a motel room fuck the escort there then done.

All the good escorts according to reviews demand the client to shower first. Some demand even the use of mouth wash there. With all these things, how can these escorts offer even 15 minutes times?!

Huh? What damn site are you using? Don't book any that demand that shit

 

[Deleted member 8353]

The girl I saw didn't require it, but I did anyway since it had been a while since I left home and I wanted to make sure that I smelled good.

Idk though I found that an hour was just slightly more than enough time for what I wanted to do.

 

[The Abyss]

I am debating whether 30 min is sufficient time, 1 hour literally costs the double and I rather not pay that amount for just one time (I have premature ejaculation, but also can't ejaculate 2 times within an hour). I will be showering at home before going, but the thing is, I will travel by bicycle, the one-way travel time is maybe an hour (depends where the escort is located). Also, this is winter time in Finland and just undressing and dressing full winter clothes takes time.

So the time starts to run when you receive a text message outside, so you lose some minutes even before you see the escort. (you need to wait outside possibly even a long time, that sucks without a car, normal winter temperature can easily be -25 Celsius degrees.) And you must be outside fully dressed (and without visible erection! My erections last some time even after ejaculation) before the 30 minutes is full. And I've heard some escorts deduct time for you to shower also afterwards. All the good escorts according to reviews demand the client to shower first. Some demand even the use of mouth wash there. With all these things, how can these escorts offer even 15 minutes times?!

And what happens, if I don't leave the flat in time? I can't and won't be paying for overtime time, because I will only take with me the exact amount of money agreed beforehand and leave other valuables at home (except phone that is necessary + keys to home and bicycle). She'll call cops? LOL. They take hours to arrive here, if they arrive at all. She maybe has a stun gun and pepper spray and uses them on me, because I am slow to get dressed my winter clothes...

Also, is it common request to demand no lipstick? Will they agree? I don't care much what clothes they wear, I just don't want lipstick. Why they use lipstick in the pictures?! It is disgusting probably to kiss those lipstick lips. These escorts I am considering offer even French kissing.

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[Indari]

dnt read but brutal showerpill

 

[starcrapoo]

30min is more than enough.

I get super tired after a couple minutes of pounding in the missionary position. When I was in shape, I could pound away for 6-12 minutes.

Always shower immediately after. If you got an std from the escort during the quick session, well then you caught it and theres not much you can do about it, but washing immediately after lowers your chances. By how much I don't know. Its just safe practice.

 

[Ecstasy]

Have you ever gone to a brothel?

I consider doing it with a more expensive whore that also acts like she likes me. But Im probably too low inhib and just jerk off on drugs

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Do you not shower every day? Or is this some sort of policy that escorts have

I literally read from many escorts' reviews written by confirmed clients that they had to shower first even though they just showered at home before leaving. Can't you read? I ask how much time should I devote to this extra shower without the escort feeling bad.

Just ask for a quickie, shower and change before hand at home.

They won't care as long as you don't smell like BO or have dirty clothes on.

Thing is though, you can't just divide the price by its time. Like if they offer $100 for an hour, they won’t cut it to $20-$30 for 15 minutes or less. You're still paying at least $70+ for that time.

30 mins costs exactly half of the 60 mins like I said. But 15 mins costs almost the same as 30 mins, so I am of course not planning to book only 15 minutes.

No-one here offers 100 US dollars for an hour. It is at least 200 euros an hour, non-foreigners at least 250 euros (303 US dollars) per hour.

Book a motel room fuck the escort there then done.

Outcall is significantly more expensive, and you need to book at least an hour for outcall, pay for taxi, pay for the hotel/motel room. Why would I do that when incall is an option for almost all the escorts?

Idk though I found that an hour was just slightly more than enough time for what I wanted to do.

45 mins is also an option.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

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First I thought you spammed some random voice files. But then I figured it's actually you speaking to me. You are not "Aspergerscel" if that is your voice speaking. You don't sound like someone having real autism. I don't understand what you say in the beginning. Too difficult to discern what words you use, there's words that I don't understand, I can't use a dictionary because I don't know how to type those words, UK slang (?) spoken quickly that I don't know... Text communication is better and if you were an autist, you would prefer text over voice.

I can't wait till warmer temperatures, I want to lose my virginity before my next birthday next month. I don't have a driver's license, so I can't rent a car. I don't have any friends or acquaintances at all in my life that could chauffeur. I could use a taxi, but I rather save the money and go by bicycle.

Jerking off does not prolong the next time at all for me (many here who have experience told exactly the opposite advice! I don't want to masturbate just before I go, because there's no excitement then. @BlkPillPres told to have at least a month of no masturbation, others say at least a week). I have no interest in fleshlights. I will go as a "fresh fish", that's the whole point of this, that this is a totally new experience for me.

I don't understand your second (bottom, shorter) voice file at all.

 

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Tbh fapping the night before was probably a mistake. I thought that it would make me last longer, which it did, but I had problems staying hard for that long and it didn't really matter since she let me kiss and cuddle even after cumming. Next time I will nofap for a few days before at least and then just cum whenever, it will probably be a stronger orgasm anyway.

 

[The Abyss]

First I thought you spammed some random voice files. But then I figured it's actually you speaking to me. You are not "Aspergerscel" if that is your voice speaking. You don't sound like someone having real autism. I don't understand what you say in the beginning. Too difficult to discern what words you use, there's words that I don't understand, I can't use a dictionary because I don't know how to type those words, UK slang (?) spoken quickly that I don't know... Text communication is better and if you were an autist, you would prefer text over voice.

I can't wait till warmer temperatures, I want to lose my virginity before my next birthday next month. I don't have a driver's license, so I can't rent a car. I don't have any friends or acquaintances at all in my life that could chauffeur. I could use a taxi, but I rather save the money and go by bicycle.

Jerking off does not prolong the next time at all for me (many here who have experience told exactly the opposite advice! I don't want to masturbate just before I go, because there's no excitement then. @BlkPillPres told to have at least a month of no masturbation, others say at least a week). I have no interest in fleshlights. I will go as a "fresh fish", that's the whole point of this, that this is a totally new experience for me.

I don't understand your second (bottom, shorter) voice file at all.

English as second language? Not autist you say? So autism has a sound & look now does it? Why am I a virgin at 34 then & dislike being around ppl?

I vocaroo rather than type as my arm has nerve damage & I'd prefer to not have to keep typing out letters as it hurts after a time.

 

[kikecel]

since this thread turned into escortcels Q&A, I have a question:
did you ever shower with the escort? I have this fantasy where I take a shower with a woman

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

English as second language? Not autist you say? So autism has a sound & look now does it? Why am I a virgin at 34 then & dislike being around ppl?

I vocaroo rather than type as my arm has nerve damage & I'd prefer to not have to keep typing out letters as it hurts after a time.

Not even a second language. You are not autist based on that speech sample. WHAT? YOU ADVICE ME ABOUT WHAT TO DO, BUT YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME AND STILL HAVE NOT PAID TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! "JESUS CHRIST, MAN", YOU SHOULD LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO AN ESCORT BEFORE YOU ADVICE OTHERS WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. WE SHOULD BOTH JUST DO IT AND NOT OVERTHINK IT.

OK, that's a good reason to record voice answers. Just be aware that here are many people who can not understand well that kind of recordings compared to text.

since this thread turned into escortcels Q&A, I have a question:
did you ever shower with the escort? I have this fantasy where I take a shower with a woman

Some (not many) offer this as a service they provide. In Pattaya you always do this first when you take the rented girlfriend to your place of stay.
This is 100% doable in Europe also with escorts, you just need to ask for it.

 

[grondilu]

And what happens, if I don't leave the flat in time? I can't and won't be paying for overtime time, because I will only take with me the exact amount of money agreed beforehand and leave other valuables at home (except phone that is necessary + keys to home and bicycle). She'll call cops? LOL. They take hours to arrive here, if they arrive at all. She maybe has a stun gun and pepper spray and uses them on me, because I am slow to get dressed my winter clothes...

Hookers are not that concerned about time, they don't use a chronometer or anything, jeez. The time indicated on ads is just a vague notion of how long you'll be tolerated. You're there to do something, just do it and once you're done, get dressed and leave. It's that simple.

Also you probably don't want to know what kind of measures she has in mind if anything doesn't go as expected.

Just don't be an asshole and everything should be fine.

I am debating whether 30 min is sufficient time,

30 minutes is plenty enough time, especially if you're a beginner.

 

[_realist_]

It’s not worth it. Banging a chick you paid for and then what? Keep visiting and keep paying? Lowering yourself isn‘t what I’d be doing, regardless of how desperate for a woman’s touch I became. It’s false. You’re no better than an Instagram simp. Aim for the real thing or nothing.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Hookers are not that concerned about time, they don't use a chronometer or anything, jeez.

This is an escort I am visiting in her apartment. Not street hooker or a brothel. They are illegal here. I have to disagree on time. They must be quite strict with it when they have in their ads 15 mins, 20 mins, 30 mins, 45 mins, all with vastly different prices. Also, one additional worry of mine I did not yet mention: if she does not have visible clock on the wall, I don't know how much time I have left and it would ruin it totally. I don't have a wristwatch. Maybe I should take the phone with me to the bed and check it multiple times during the affair.

Also you probably don't want to know what kind of measures she has in mind if anything doesn't go as expected.

I want to know.

30 minutes is plenty enough time, especially if you're a beginner.

I am very slow in all practical matters in life; 30 minutes is not enough for me even to undress from full winter gear to naked, shower and put all the clothes back again and leave. That would be over 30 minutes and not even include doing anything with the woman.

It’s not worth it. Banging a chick you paid for and then what? Keep visiting and keep paying? Lowering yourself isn‘t what I’d be doing, regardless of how desperate for a woman’s touch I became. It’s false. You’re no better than an Instagram simp. Aim for the real thing or nothing.

How old are you?
I don't have any chances for the real thing (real, normal GF), it has been clear for a long, long time.
In the end almost all men end up paying (or raping/forcing) and not dying a virgin.

How can you compare it to an Instagram or OnlyFans simp when I am paying and the woman is literally having intercourse with me and doing French kisses at the same time? Don't pay for any digital (non-real) things. If you must pay, pay for the "real" thing.

 

[grondilu]

This is an escort I am visiting in her apartment. Not street hooker or a brothel.

Yeah I admit the difference is very significant. Like the French kiss. It seems that it's not rare for escorts to offer that, while with hookers is a big no-no. Go figure.

As I wrote before, overall I don't like escorts. They're stupidely expensive, you can't quite get an idea of what they really look like before meeting them (thus once you've already pretty much agreed to the transaction), and they often have some kind of attitude.

 

[The Abyss]

Not even a second language. You are not autist based on that speech sample. WHAT? YOU ADVICE ME ABOUT WHAT TO DO, BUT YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME AND STILL HAVE NOT PAID TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY! "JESUS CHRIST, MAN", YOU SHOULD LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO AN ESCORT BEFORE YOU ADVICE OTHERS WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. WE SHOULD BOTH JUST DO IT AND NOT OVERTHINK IT.

OK, that's a good reason to record voice answers. Just be aware that here are many people who can not understand well that kind of recordings compared to text.

Some (not many) offer this as a service they provide. In Pattaya you always do this first when you take the rented girlfriend to your place of stay.
This is 100% doable in Europe also with escorts, you just need to ask for it.

You still haven't answered why I'm 34 kv if it ain't autism that is the issue according to you. What denotes you to be but me to not, very strange. You ask a question, you get an answer; yeah I'm older than you & not seen a hooker sure, let's just have a zero reply thread instead lololol.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

You still haven't answered why I'm 34 kv if it ain't autism that is the issue according to you. What denotes you to be but me to not, very strange. You ask a question, you get an answer; yeah I'm older than you & not seen a hooker sure, let's just have a zero reply thread instead lololol.

You did not ask me that. You are 34 kv predominantly because you are ugly (if you have tried "putting yourself out there" enough). At least this forum mostly agrees it's mostly looks. So you have not been diagnosed officially? I already answered: "You don't sound like someone having real autism". I am on permanent disability pension because of autism. One can hear from my recorded speech that something is not "normal". I can hear autism from speech.

 

[The Abyss]

You did not ask me that. You are 34 kv predominantly because you are ugly (if you have tried "putting yourself out there" enough). At least this forum mostly agrees it's mostly looks. So you have not been diagnosed officially? I already answered: "You don't sound like someone having real autism". I am on permanent disability pension because of autism. One can hear from my recorded speech that something is not "normal". I can hear autism from speech.

Actually I was diagnosed by a psychologist with 30 years in the field of dealing with Asd assessments & she was surprised no one picked up on it before. I've lived an indoors recluse life due to circumstances of bullying & racism, after awhile you see no reason to go out more than the minimum necessary as the experiences are less than stellar.

The autism support in this country & financial aid on offer are piss poor unless you're sub 80 IQ tier autist.

 

[nasser22]

I am debating whether 30 min is sufficient time, 1 hour literally costs the double and I rather not pay that amount for just one time (I have premature ejaculation, but also can't ejaculate 2 times within an hour). I will be showering at home before going, but the thing is, I will travel by bicycle, the one-way travel time is maybe an hour (depends where the escort is located). Also, this is winter time in Finland and just undressing and dressing full winter clothes takes time.

So the time starts to run when you receive a text message outside, so you lose some minutes even before you see the escort. (you need to wait outside possibly even a long time, that sucks without a car, normal winter temperature can easily be -25 Celsius degrees.) And you must be outside fully dressed (and without visible erection! My erections last some time even after ejaculation) before the 30 minutes is full. And I've heard some escorts deduct time for you to shower also afterwards. All the good escorts according to reviews demand the client to shower first. Some demand even the use of mouth wash there. With all these things, how can these escorts offer even 15 minutes times?!

And what happens, if I don't leave the flat in time? I can't and won't be paying for overtime time, because I will only take with me the exact amount of money agreed beforehand and leave other valuables at home (except phone that is necessary + keys to home and bicycle). She'll call cops? LOL. They take hours to arrive here, if they arrive at all. She maybe has a stun gun and pepper spray and uses them on me, because I am slow to get dressed my winter clothes...

Also, is it common request to demand no lipstick? Will they agree? I don't care much what clothes they wear, I just don't want lipstick. Why they use lipstick in the pictures?! It is disgusting probably to kiss those lipstick lips. These escorts I am considering offer even French kissing.

Escorts are more laid back and less entitled than civil females in my opinion, so they leave some slack and tolerance (as long as they definitely know they'll get their money). Also they're more used to interacting with disgusting-looking men, so they'll carefully hide (and maybe abstract in rare cases) their negative reactions. Never used one though, never will, incha'allah.

 

[Saigon Depression]

Don't worry too much about it. Try to enjoy the experience. I always book for 60 (sometimes even 90) minutes, because it includes 2 cummings and even if I cannot cum twice in an hour (actually I never could as far as I remember), I would still like to take the time, kiss, cuddle, lick tits and pussy. But it depends on the girl you're going to.

I usually shower, brush teeth, etc. just before leaving my house. The girls I visited never asked me to shower but sometimes I did it anyway, like when I was driving for 45 minutes in extremely hot July weather. Just make it quick, the point is that you shouldn't smell or be dirty.

did you ever shower with the escort? I have this fantasy where I take a shower with a woman

Unfortunately, their bathrooms were always so small, that there was only enough room for 1 person.
But I would like to try this once.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

You need to wash in their place wtf? I thought the common thing was to get a shower before meeting them