Discussion Famous historical persons that would have been incels today

[Fuckedupcel]

I have always liked history and it is surprisingly often I come across men I am convinced would be incels today.

Here are some examples:

Winston Churchill (both old and young)

Bald, fat and short (5'6). Basically a truecel in todays measures.

Then we have maybe the most famous turbomanlet of them all, Napoleon Bonaparte.

With his inspiring length of 5'2. Btw he seemes to have been cucked by his wife.

Mahatma Gandhi (as young)

Framecel + short + curry

There are ALOT of possible incels in history.

It makes me wonder if alot of incels/truecels would make big contributions to humanity if we just lived under a healthy society that could secure every decent man a virgin wife.

What do you say brocels?

 

[supersoldier]

Nothing comes to mind when it comes to historical figures but i can list some famous people.

George Harrison would be incel, deformed ethnic like looking face and crooked ears, 178cm height which is barely enough today even for good looking dudes, it would be over for a ugly guy with such height.

Ringo Starr would be incel, his height is between 5'4-5'8, face ugly and deformed.

 

[VλREN]

Alexander the Great

 

[Logic55]

King Henry the 5th

 

[Bianor]

Claudius

 

[BELOW_Average_Joe]

Most men in ancient times would be nearcel or incels now

 

[arthur17]

Attila the Hun

 

[Norville Wood]

Batman

 

[rope infinity ♾️]

Himmler and Hitler would both be incels.

 

[Fuckedupcel]

Attila the Hun

Attila?? Wasn't he a chad?

 

[Fuckedupcel]

Himmler and Hitler would both be incels.

I'm not sure about Hitler, but Himmler 100%.

 

[Fuckedupcel]

Attila looks pretty chaddy

 

[arthur17]

Attila?? Wasn't he a chad?

he was short af

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Everybody is underestimating fame/infamy, Fucking sam bankman (who would be a incel if he wasn't a jew nepo baby) was having some foids drool over him after he got arrested

 

[Evangelioncel]

This gigatrucel, Charles II of Spain, but tbh he probably mogs half this forum

 

[Fuckedupcel]

he was short af

Aha a manlet, did not know that

 

[Fuckedupcel]

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This gigatrucel, Charles II of Spain, but tbh he probably mogs half this forum

Haha I forgot anout this guy, he's a truecel