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NSFW fat assed, post-prime 43 yo roastie describes her "reasonable expectations" for a guy

Darth_Aurelius

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So I've been trolling foids on an "adult only" website and came across this profile created by a fat-assed, unathletic, uneducated ("some college") entitled, pretentious and self-deluded cunt who is expecting "fit, attractive, outgoing, smart, well-endowed and great personality" from her partner. I personally believe she needs to be gang raped by a large group of sexually starved and voracious curries to put her in her place, perhaps just after they got done raping some goats or sheep. See below for her unappealing profile pic and corresponding outlandish bio.

EntitledTwat

FatCunt
 
At 43 they think they've earned enough hoe points, developed enough as people (jfl) and have an amazing enough "caREereeR" that they deserve all the best traits of their stepping stone slongs in one guy.
 
At 43 they think they've earned enough hoe points, developed enough as people (jfl) and have an amazing enough "caREereeR" that they deserve all the best traits of their stepping stone slongs in one guy.
It is just disgusting how obscene and disproportionate their expectations are in relation to what their true, objectively measured SMV actually is. This fat ho is maybe a 5 or a 6 on a good day and her body isn't even athletic or fit, despite her claiming to be "petite" and yet she only wants intelligent and charismatic chads with big cocks getting in line and waiting to have chance with her. Hopefully some donkey donged pajeet will rape her to death one day.
 
AWALT :feelshaha: what a fucking deluded narcissistic roastie … i wonder what her face look like probably like the guy from toxic crusaders :feelskek:
 
So delusional it's crazy
 
So I've been trolling foids on an "adult only" website and came across this profile created by a fat-assed, unathletic, uneducated ("some college") entitled, pretentious and self-deluded cunt who is expecting "fit, attractive, outgoing, smart, well-endowed and great personality" from her partner. I personally believe she needs to be gang raped by a large group of sexually starved and voracious curries to put her in her place, perhaps just after they got done raping some goats or sheep. See below for her unappealing profile pic and corresponding outlandish bio.

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The cock carousel never ends for sluts, some toilets decide to get off of it, others will marry a man and will continue riding it. Remember she says that she's married.
 
AWALT :feelshaha: what a deluded narcissistic roastie … i wonder what her face look like probably like the guy from toxic crusaders :feelskek:
She won't even show her face because she knows she is ugly as shit and doesn't want these charismatic chads finding out until its too late.
 
What she offers in return:

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So delusional it's crazy
Exactly. This fat ugly cunt thinks that Zack Effron is going to show up and want to fuck her when in actuality she ought to be beneath most of us on this forum in terms of objectively measured SMV.
 
The cock carousel never ends for sluts, some toilets decide to get off of it, others will marry a man and will continue riding it. Remember she says that she's married.
Yeah I saw that, evidently there are many self-deprecating, worthless effete male cucks out there who just put up with this shit either because they are masochists or genuinely think that they have some obligation to let their wives fulfill their whorish fantasies.
 
What she offers in return:

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Lol and that is about ALL her fat ugly roastie post-prime ass can offer. Fucking despicable. She should be forced to go and live the rest of her days in a bag in Afghanistan and be routinely martially raped by an honorable Islamic incel husband.
 
over for mortalcels
Hahaha her grammar is absolutely atrocious and evidently she hasn't discovered the hyphen key on the keyboard yet. Dumb cunt deserves to be beheaded by my Mujahedeen brothers.
 
Seeing pics like that used to confuse me.

But...don't you want to be respected MLady???

Now, I realize, it's Chad only.
 
At 43 they think they've earned enough hoe points, developed enough as people (jfl) and have an amazing enough "caREereeR" that they deserve all the best traits of their stepping stone slongs in one guy.
Hi iq
 
At 43 they think they've earned enough hoe points, developed enough as people (jfl) and have an amazing enough "caREereeR" that they deserve all the best traits of their stepping stone slongs in one guy.
ironically enough after all that hoeing theyve lost their ability to pair bond. jfl.
 
Seeing pics like that used to confuse me.

But...don't you want to be respected MLady???

Now, I realize, it's Chad only.
Yeah it is absolutely hilarious and simultaneously ironic that she is posting lewd pics on what is essentially a hook up website but then expects her chad like aspiring future fuck buddy to also have the requisite social skills and romantic aptitude to be able to seduce her with his wit and charm. These dumb cunts read too many cheap romance novels and watch too much Lifetime TV movies. They all deserve to be raped by an army of pajeets and then fed to dogs.
 
ironically enough after all that hoeing theyve lost their ability to pair bond. jfl.
Yeah as she is even advertising the fact that she is married and so notwithstanding her need for a romantic chad to seduce her with his wit and charm, she is just looking for a disposable fuck buddy. These twats want the best of both worlds and expect men to get no reciprocity in exchange for all their pandering.
 
Yeah as she is even advertising the fact that she is married and so notwithstanding her need for a romantic chad to seduce her with his wit and charm, she is just looking for a disposable fuck buddy. These twats want the best of both worlds and expect men to get no reciprocity in exchange for all their pandering.
agreed
 
I'd hit that. She has no place being that entitled though. This entitlement shows she's not going to take non-chad men seriously.
 
She looks good thats not fat, JFL at her classing herself as slim/petite that is more of a slim thick or curvy look

Her face probably is not that good though.
 
All this work just to fuck a old, used up whore. Its easier to just pay an escort.
She acknowledges that its just a hook up site and they are there just for one-night stands and looks are everything, but she still demands "personality" and all these requirements
 
I'd hit that. She has no place being that entitled though. This entitlement shows she's not going to take non-chad men seriously.
Please see this pic below that I got off of her profile for a better representation of just how substandard, unathletic and inferior her body is. I have a far superior physique when compared with her (I am 6'3 and 220 and musclemaxxed) though I am certain she wouldn't even deign to look upon me as worthy of speaking to her.

DisgustingBody
 
She looks good thats not fat, JFL at her classing herself as slim/petite that is more of a slim thick or curvy look

Her face probably is not that good though.
As stated in my response to our comrade above, please see this other pic I found of her from her profile which I believe is more revealing of how sub standard, inferior and unattractive her body is. I have a vastly superior physique when contrasted with this ugly ho but I am certain she wouldn't even consider me worthy of speaking with.

DisgustingBody
 
All this work just to fuck a old, used up whore. Its easier to just pay an escort.
She acknowledges that its just a hook up site and they are there just for one-night stands and looks are everything, but she still demands "personality" and all these requirements
Exactly. Not worth it to go through all that work for a high maintenance whore. I guess for Chad it'll be easier tho.
 
Imagine being that old and wrinkly and still wanting a daddy to take care of her like she's a fucking kid. All women are children mentally.
 
Please see this pic below that I got off of her profile for a better representation of just how substandard, unathletic and inferior her body is. I have a far superior physique when compared with her (I am 6'3 and 220 and musclemaxxed) though I am certain she wouldn't even deign to look upon me as worthy of speaking to her.

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She's a similar body to mine, so I don't mind. Is her face okay or horrible, though?
 
Tall women are even worse. At least short women are easier to manhandle and restrain. (Not that any woman is particularly hard to manhandle if you're an actual man)
 
What’s worse is there’s a Chad or HTN desperate enough to smash out there. All for the sake of the vagina. Being a man is hard because the hormones urge you to fuck anything that is fuckable in your eyes
 
What does her face look like
I actually have no idea since she doesn't post any pics of her face though the reasonable inference here is that her face is obviously going to be sub-5 if not even lower since if it were one of her better attributes and sexual selling points she would have undoubtedly included it in the pics that she seems to think will convince chad to fuck her. Also, I know you to be an extremely harsh critic of the female form considering just how low you ranked my profoundly hot and beautiful whore cousins in that other thread so I would have to assume that you will rank this old sleazy tramp as less then a 4 on the basis of the photographic evidence I have provided.
 
She's a similar body to mine, so I don't mind. Is her face okay or horrible, though?
She doesn't post any face picks which seems to me to permit the very reasonable inference that her face is either hideous or considerably below average since she is obviously trying to sell herself on what she subjectively perceives to be her best and most salacious assets and would have invariably included face pics if she were in fact pretty/attractive. I am guessing she is probably a sub-3 in the face.
 
her ass is so attractive, but I bet her face is so fucking ugly since she's not willing to show it :feelskek:
Dude what? You who ranks my model and Vegas stripper tiered whore cousins as mere 6's or 7's is going to give her a pass for that gigantic and entirely unfit ass? That is at least 1/2 a Kardashian standard ass size unit in terms of fat and girth. She is obviously nowhere near as fit as my cousins or sister. See that other pic of her entirely unfit and unattractive body above.
 
I hope she gets hit by a truck.
I hope she gets gang raped to death by a large battalion of sexually starving and depraved pajeets.
 
She goes on her 10 dating apps and is getting 1,000s of matches. She then says to herself ''i should be asking for 100 coins instead
of 5.'' She then meets up with a few 60 coin blokes, reads her feminist magazine funded by the United Nations, and it tells her
to be selective because girl power. She then writes this on her profile. She selects mr 100 coins. She gets humped and dumped
by Chad and Chad2,chad3 and Brad 1.

''Never doing online dating again itz FullA assHolez''
 
What’s worse is there’s a Chad or HTN desperate enough to smash out there. All for the sake of the vagina. Being a man is hard because the hormones urge you to fuck anything that is fuckable in your eyes
Unfortunately this is the sad and horrifying reality of the dating and mating paradigm in western culture. There are indeed many a thirsty chad or chad lite who will be willing to utterly debase themselves and eat her ass out if she so desires. This is why we need the Holy Sharia so that we can enslave all foids and keep them locked up in our basements or closets merely to serve our sexual desires.
 
She goes on her 10 dating apps and is getting 1,000s of matches. She then says to herself ''i should be asking for 100 coins instead
of 5.'' She then meets up with a few 60 coin blokes, reads her feminist magazine funded by the United Nations, and it tells her
to be selective because girl power. She then writes this on her profile. She selects mr 100 coins. She gets humped and dumped
by Chad and Chad2,chad3 and Brad 1.

''Never doing online dating again itz FullA assHolez''
Well said brother. All the while she deprecates and demeans any sub-chad who dares to have the audacity to even try and contact her as such men are so far beneath her contempt that they are unworthy of her time or consideration. These used up, fat assed, ugly whores need to be mass raped by armies of sexually starved pajeets to teach them some humility and punish them for their cuntish insolence.
 
Thank you brother, I knew you and I would have a similarly volatile reaction to her truly repulsive and indeed, projectile vomit inducing physique. She looks like a 14 year old boy but with raging cellulite all over her flabby legs.
 
Fucking disgusting
Agreed brother. She has an incredibly unfit, untoned and repulsive physique and yet is so impudently entitled as to think that only charismatic, large cocked chads will be lining up to eat her fat hair ass out. Cunts like this need to have their heads sawed off slowly by Jihadists with machetes.
 
She doesn't post any face picks which seems to me to permit the very reasonable inference that her face is either hideous or considerably below average since she is obviously trying to sell herself on what she subjectively perceives to be her best and most salacious assets and would have invariably included face pics if she were in fact pretty/attractive. I am guessing she is probably a sub-3 in the face.
Very true. This also shows how much of a whore she is. You'd only recognize her by her ass, and not by her face.
 
Her ass is shaped extremely abnormal. I came back to read more responses and now that I'm really looking, it's weird. Like a un-proportional pear?
 

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