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JFL Finish the joke, “James Cameron walks into a bar”…

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James Cameron walks into a bar, and he says, “I told those idiots that carbon fiber is good for Japanese cars - not for submersibles diving 12,500 feet below the ocean to visit the Titanic”.
 
and gets shot by ER
 
@Stupid Clown get in this.

James Cameron walks into a bar and he says, “Sockton Rush owed me $20 - that’s why I’m not surprised that he skimped on the materials to build the Titan”.
 
@Stupid Clown get in this.

James Cameron walks into a bar and he says, “Sockton Rush owed me $20 - that’s why I’m not surprised that he skimped on the materials to build the Titan”.
Kek
 
James Cameron walks into a bar and he says, "Today I will fake my death for fun".
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “You look like you’ve seen five ghosts - I heard Stockton Rush offered you a free trip down on an excursion”.
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and he says, “I told Stockton that a hull made out of carbon fiber would not work - they basically went down to the Titanic wreck in a Mitsubishi Galant”.
 
@Epedaphic

James Cameron walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “The Coast Guard came in earlier for a few drinks - they knew the Titan was doomed before that submersible even hit the water”.
 
@Epedaphic

James Cameron walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “The Coast Guard came in earlier for a few drinks - they knew the Titan was doomed before that submersible even hit the water”.
Nice. Are these AI-generated?
 
James Cameron walks into a bar and he says, “I told Stockton carbon fiber was a terrible choice - but, he insisted that he could use the money that was saved for fuel for the ship”.

@Heroin
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and the bartender says,”I doubt you came in here to order seafood - I’ll make you a drink stronger than the Titan’s carbon fiber hull”.
 
JC walks into a bar.

The bartender says we don't serve chinks.

Cameron hands him a deed, says, nigger I just bought this bar
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and he says,”Stockton Rush went with a tubular hull to fit more people into the Titan - but then he became cheap and wanted to use carbon fiber instead of titanium”.
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and he says,”That banging that they heard was the sound of the debris from the Titan banging on the sea floor - about 1,600 feet from the titanic wreck”.
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and he says, “You should buy stock in carbon fiber - the price just collapsed due to Stockton Rush’s little science project”.
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “First round is on the house - unlike Stockton Rush, I’m not cheap”.
 
James Cameron walks in to a bar and exclaims to his friend "hey Spielberg! How's that illegitimate son of yours doing in California?"
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and he says: "look all those people staring at their cellphones, it seems that the machines have won over the humans, the prototype of Skynet."
 
James Cameron walks into a bar, and he says, "Logitech made the game controller - and they probably could have made a better submersible".
 
James Cameron walks into a bar and he asked, “Can you believe after all that’s happened - my wife baked fish sticks for dinner?!”
 

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