Story Fuck… I blew my one and only chance.

[Deleted member 677]

Yesterday afternoon, I was walking on a sidewalk at the beach with my normie friend and some girl. I didn't pay much attention to their conversation but I suddenly saw them face each other and heard her ask for a kiss. When he declined, I saw a golden jackpot opportunity and offered myself to her, hoping she'd kiss me instead.
Everything afterwards was just a blur. I felt her wrap her arms around my neck and saw her luscious lips pucker up and move towards my right cheek in slow motion. In a split-second, I realized that I had never even seen this girl's face and decided that I didn't want to take a risk of my first kiss being with someone unattractive.
Before she could kiss me, I pulled away and didn't say a word. She also pulled back slightly and said "What?", sounding surprised. I then got a very good look at her face and realized how beautiful she was. I mean a 10/10 qt3.14 here.
I responded "Nothing." and pulled her close to me again. Only this time, it was different. Instead of kissing me, she just put her arms under mine and gently hugged me for 2 seconds.
I was FURIOUS at having blown a chance to finally be kissed and experience what I've been waiting for forever, but I still got a slight erection from the hug.






…and then I woke up.





Just lol. Even in my dreams I'm still a beta autist tard.

 

[doktordoom]

lol kek

 

[DrunkDegenerate]

IT'S OVER

 

[SATANIST]

i was about to report you

 

[Deleted member 2686]

pathetic

 

[Deleted member 5861]

I was raging hard as fuck at you blowing it until you said it was a dream. Never been so glad at the plot twist.
And I'm a turbo autist at that. I have made many women run away from me in fear.

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Wow, dude, that fucking got me amazing plot twist.

 

[VST]

The true pain is the fact that some normie is experiencing what you just described right now.

 

[superighteous]

Oh god thank you. I was hoping for a twist ending like that.

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

i sometimes have extremely vivid dreams that has a beautiful girl that i become emotionally attached to, then i wake up and feel like killing myself because the dream is such suicidefuel.

 

[superighteous]

i sometimes have extremely vivid dreams that has a beautiful girl that i become emotionally attached to, then i wake up and feel like killing myself because the dream is such suicidefuel.

Fuck. Same. Yet, nowadays I know better than that, that no girl would ever want to kiss me, so I realize it’s just a dream and wake up. The ironic part is, in my dreams I can be chased by a dinosaur and not be aware that I’m dreaming, but if a girl is into me, then wake up, nigga you’re dreaming.

 

[Felix97]

Luckily I was lazy enough to skip your wall of text and scroll down lol

But I know the feels bro

 

[Mainländer]

I'm glad I always read the end first. It's a habit I've gotten from imageboards.

 

[ProudIncelistani]

IT'S OVER

 

[Deleted member 776]

Fuck bro. You got me. The feels.

 

[Rice Cel]

Had me there for a second

 

[Deleted member 7438]

Women are into you in your dreams? MODS! We got a bragger!

 

[Evildoer]

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

MODS!!!!

 

[acnescarcel]

honestly I'm just going to start taking sleeping pills all day so i sleep 24 hours and practice lucid dreaming

 

[BlkPillPres]

i was about to report you

I still want to report for being low effort bait but it would amount to nothing so I won't bother, seriously if you subtracted the pointless low effort posts of a lot of the users on this site they'd have a post count in the double digits. This was a complete waste of time.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

i was about to report you

I was about to rant about how teencels need to be permabanned.

 

[Deleted member 2429]

I was like REEEEEEEEE at first.

then i saw the end.

Gg

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Dreams like this are fucking ropefuel. I've only had one luckily. I was about to fuck some girl that was a few years older than me in a barn, and right as we were taking off our clothes, I woke up. Wanted to die right then just to have a chance to be in the dream again

 

[ordinaryotaku]

OvER.

 

[CaptainCuck]

 

[KyloRen]

Well done, bro.

 

[UltimateExile]

Close but no cigar.

I have dreams but they're non-sexual, except this one where I was on this island and this woman was forcing herself on me. Weird stuff.

 

[Nakuro]

Yesterday afternoon, I was walking on a sidewalk at the beach with my normie friend and some girl. I didn't pay much attention to their conversation but I suddenly saw them face each other and heard her ask for a kiss. When he declined, I saw a golden jackpot opportunity and offered myself to her, hoping she'd kiss me instead.
Everything afterwards was just a blur. I felt her wrap her arms around my neck and saw her luscious lips pucker up and move towards my right cheek in slow motion. In a split-second, I realized that I had never even seen this girl's face and decided that I didn't want to take a risk of my first kiss being with someone unattractive.
Before she could kiss me, I pulled away and didn't say a word. She also pulled back slightly and said "What?", sounding surprised. I then got a very good look at her face and realized how beautiful she was. I mean a 10/10 qt3.14 here.
I responded "Nothing." and pulled her close to me again. Only this time, it was different. Instead of kissing me, she just put her arms under mine and gently hugged me for 2 seconds.
I was FURIOUS at having blown a chance to finally be kissed and experience what I've been waiting for forever, but I still got a slight erection from the hug.






…and then I woke up.





Just lol. Even in my dreams I'm still a beta autist tard.

Dreamvolcel

 

[Deleted member 677]

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Story of my life.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Being rejected in your own dreams makes no sense and pisses me off. Only happened to me once, but as soon as I woke up I couldn't believe it.

 

[Izayacel]

…and then I woke up.

youw as on autopilot, when you where completely awhare you would have raped her ez

 

[Berok]

Cant even get laid in dreams its over

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

lol why do you have that faggot as your avatar he wasn't a virgin and wasn't an incel JFL at you cucks idolizing some disturbed little fat faggot

 

[Stoiccel]

Had me there for a second

 

[Evidential]

You didn't have a chance in the first place

 

[Konon]

Dreamcel

 

[LebaneseCel]

If you have to make LARPING posts and dream about sexual encounters, then it's truly over for you.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Dreams like this are fucking ropefuel. I've only had one luckily. I was about to fuck some girl that was a few years older than me in a barn, and right as we were taking off our clothes, I woke up. Wanted to die right then just to have a chance to be in the dream again

It never gets to the point of sex LMAO, I have these dreams every now and then when Im nofapping and Ive "seen" naked girls in my dreams but never fucked one tho

Its either I wake up just about when were to fuck or shes down to fuck but things just keep getting in our way and we have to stop immediately and do it some other time (and this keeps happening over and over that I just get frustrated and wake up annoyed)

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

It never gets to the point of sex LMAO, I have these dreams every now and then when Im nofapping and Ive "seen" naked girls in my dreams but never fucked one tho

Its either I wake up just about when were to fuck or shes down to fuck but things just keep getting in our way and we have to stop immediately and do it some other time (and this keeps happening over and over that I just get frustrated and wake up annoyed)

JFL at how much of a cock block waking up is. If this happened to me regularly I would take caffeine pills every night.

 

[San Salvador]

It never gets to the point of sex LMAO, I have these dreams every now and then when Im nofapping and Ive "seen" naked girls in my dreams but never fucked one tho

Its either I wake up just about when were to fuck or shes down to fuck but things just keep getting in our way and we have to stop immediately and do it some other time (and this keeps happening over and over that I just get frustrated and wake up annoyed)

Kek. Even I get sex in my dreams.
Step up your game, son
Tfw you dreammog incels