> be me
> stuck between a shitty ass family gathering
> open my phone to escape hell (ie conversing with unwanted beings)
> speakers at maximum
> open the VPN app
> an ad starts playing
> it’s soft hentai of a girl being performed cunnilingus
> she is moaning
> silence spreads the room
> I try to gloss over it by uttering the words “these ads these days”
> accidentally aggravated the situation by doing so
> cue in DSP in my head: I did nothing wrong, I didn’t even do anything
What the fuck just happened?
Now I want eternal darkness.
This is not even unlucky honestly, this was just plain stupid. Not that I care about first hand embarrassments anymore, but they’re gonna think I’m a coomer when I’m not (at least not in the traditional sense) lmao.
> stuck between a shitty ass family gathering
> open my phone to escape hell (ie conversing with unwanted beings)
> speakers at maximum
> open the VPN app
> an ad starts playing
> it’s soft hentai of a girl being performed cunnilingus
> she is moaning
> silence spreads the room
> I try to gloss over it by uttering the words “these ads these days”
> accidentally aggravated the situation by doing so
> cue in DSP in my head: I did nothing wrong, I didn’t even do anything
What the fuck just happened?
Now I want eternal darkness.This is not even unlucky honestly, this was just plain stupid. Not that I care about first hand embarrassments anymore, but they’re gonna think I’m a coomer when I’m not (at least not in the traditional sense) lmao.
