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five year old Dyrone nigbert meant mystery meat dysshain Garcia Juan during there first week of kindergarten class, bonding over beating the three white students in the whole school. one day before there VR lessons on the Holocaust, Dyrone turned over to dysshain and proclaims “ayy SHeIt fam finnawhola insurfais lil lookin at dis baddie ovER héeėrè bruh *patch of hair falls form resending biracial hairline* AYYO wu gotta a baddie ovER heeeêrè bruh finna look up dis tooth circus homebodylilgame dammmn bruh sHE fookin hookœt muh güy AYY yo rizz her azz up with dis daze uped homebodyslupus9000 bruh *rap music about killing and eating white people during the 2034 race incursions plays in the background during their conversation*
The baddie in question was five year old garcia gage Johnson pic below is related. She was already 6’2 and fully developed form the amount of estrogen being pumped into the water supply thanks in part form a memo that was written at the pentagon on 12/4/2041.
Despite not being the most pleasant to look at, she was born a female (most likely) thus giving her 1000000x more value then every male on planet earth.
She turns her head a full 180 and shouts “Nah lil bruh youve fallrnlope a small dik your short azz anit even 10’4 lollipop loolin skiddid head ass gimepet dooshaw small dik freak teehee”
Dyrone nigbert visibly defeated puts his head down muttering ”sheeit fam imma killll dis guilt ion hoe!” *pulls out his grandpas Glock and shoots her to death*
Dyrone is sent home with a one week suspension and spends the rest of his day watching scat cuck porn and bestgore shorts on his iPad 23
The baddie in question was five year old garcia gage Johnson pic below is related. She was already 6’2 and fully developed form the amount of estrogen being pumped into the water supply thanks in part form a memo that was written at the pentagon on 12/4/2041.
Despite not being the most pleasant to look at, she was born a female (most likely) thus giving her 1000000x more value then every male on planet earth.
She turns her head a full 180 and shouts “Nah lil bruh youve fallrnlope a small dik your short azz anit even 10’4 lollipop loolin skiddid head ass gimepet dooshaw small dik freak teehee”
Dyrone nigbert visibly defeated puts his head down muttering ”sheeit fam imma killll dis guilt ion hoe!” *pulls out his grandpas Glock and shoots her to death*
Dyrone is sent home with a one week suspension and spends the rest of his day watching scat cuck porn and bestgore shorts on his iPad 23