Experiment How do i fake being sick this friday

[greggymex7]

This friday i need to get out of something.

How do i get sick

 

[Vendetta]

inject jewish vaccines

 

[Max Doltman]

cat scratch fever

 

[PortSir1223]

inject jewish vaccines

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Stay in bed

 

[DarkStarDown]

Run your wrists under some hot water for a bit & then take your temperature & say you're running a fever.

 

[hunlow]

For what exactly? If you don't want to wagie, just tell them you're sick and can't come in.

 

[Piratecel]

This friday i need to get out of something.

How do i get sick

litteraly just call in sick, WTF are they going to do?

 

[greggymex7]

For what exactly? If you don't want to wagie, just tell them you're sick and can't come in.

School

 

[Adolf Hitler]

litteraly just call in sick, WTF are they going to do?

 

[greggymex7]

litteraly just call in sick, WTF are they going to do?

I have to convince my mothER

 

[Piratecel]

I have to convince my mothER

kids.is

 

[Piratecel]

School

okay brocell listen up, you dont wanna have TOO many symptons but not too little

 

[Piratecel]

watchu wanna do is get some vaseline or baby oil and put that shit up your nostrils to look like mucus
next you wanna get salt water and put it all ovah ya bdy to make it look and smell like sweat
next you wanna get a hot rag or paper towel to raise your forehead temp
then you gotta put some hot water on your wrists to raise overall body temp
and do this all on THURSDAY yeah, insist on going to school and once you are there go to the nurses office, those fuckers dont know how to treat anything so they will send you home

then you just gotta take some sleepy pills or something and sleep the entire rest of thursday away, and when you wake up on friday act very sick, all of this will make sure your mom 100% keeps you home

 

[Friezacel]

Fly to Africa real quick and get some dengue fever

 

[failednormie_]

just shove your toothbrush in your throat to make yourself vomit its easy

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

escortmaxx and say she gave you an STD, And your dick is about to fall off

 

[greggymex7]

how old are you?

6

 

[PortSir1223]

6

never began for you

 

[Bianor]

I have to convince my mothER

https://m.newhealthadvisor.org/How-to-Induce-Vomiting.html

 

[BlueCore]

6

over for 6-yo youngcels

 

[based_meme]

Rub the hottest peppers you can find on your nostrils, then call your boss.

 

[TheCatMan]

Say you got Covid

 

[based_meme]

Say you got Covid

High IQ. You don't even have to prove it.