[Whitepill] How to ascend and get a girlfriend

[iamsubhuman]

1. Meet 3.905 billion women
2. Ask them if they're interested in becoming your girlfriend

You're welcome.

 

[Grim_Reaper]

Mass of the omniverse in yoctograms IQ.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

1. Meet 3.905 billion women
2. Ask them if they're interested in becoming your girlfriend

You're welcome.

that's half the human population, so you're including cunnys and grannys. Based.

 

[Michael15651]

Get rejected by the first one, get accused of sexual harassment by the second one, ends up in prison with a restraining order before even thinking about talking to the third one

 

[Animecel2D]

Instructions unclear, have a random woman chained up in my basement?