how to catch a glowie 101

[blackpillednigga]

these arent guaranteed ways of spotting one. but it should raise suspicions in your glowie radar if you see one of these:

The frequent use of lol
Feds try to blend in internet communities by using internet slang. feds are usually old boomers so they dont have time to actually look deeply into internet subculture. they use 'lol' alot because it's the primary and easiest thing they know how to use and it can be used universally regardless of what subculture it is.

Low effort posts that dont challenge much of the subculture's viewpoints
As stated earlier, glowies primary job to bait potential online criminals to pretend to be their friend by blending in. they will gain the user's trust with the least effort by parroting the same points the subculture does.

Posts that can bait and then filter out the potential criminals
Obvious. This makes it so that the criminals are easier to spot and catch.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

it's ovER for glowiecels lol

 

[DarkStarDown]

Sounds a lot like @General Alek

 

[Bianor]

Lol, good post. Unrelated but what do you think of Elliot Rodger? Lol

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

anyone feel a sudden surge of angER when people call them a glowie?

i feel really angry about it and I'm not sure what to do. anyone else?

 

[DarkStarDown]

Sounds a lot like @General Alek

@B/W muttcel

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Good post lol you sure know how to spot em lol

What's in your gun collection? I'll start:

AR-15
RCP90
FNFAL

Anyway I hope you respond lol

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Lol, good post. Unrelated but what do you think of Elliot Rodger? Lol

he's really cool lol, i really admire his manifesto. its portrayal of inceldom was really moving.

idk what do u think? i think he was showing us the way!

lol

 

[Bianor]

he's really cool lol, i really admire his manifesto. its portrayal of inceldom was really moving.

idk what do u think? i think he was showing us the way!

lol

Lol good opinion. I think all incels should definitely follow in his footsteps lol. But first they we should post the exact dates and locations if we want to go ER. Lol

 

[Fallout]

Sounds a lot like @General Alek

dude got nuked and still browses this site daily, ovER for that glowie

 

[DarkStarDown]

dude got nuked and still browses this site daily, ovER for that glowie

hes hardbanned, so he can't even actually see what's going on.

 

[Fallout]

hes hardbanned, so he can't even actually see what's going on.

so does he just login on here to see if he's miraculously unbanned?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Lol good opinion. I think all incels should definitely follow in his footsteps lol. But first they we should post the exact dates and locations if we want to go ER. Lol

good idea. i can just envision going to isla vista and shooting up that sorority that elliot rodger wanted to lol. do u remember the name, i think it was alpha something? alpha beta? but i've studied the layout and have a route all planned out. i'm hoping to do it next year, when i go to isla vista. but it's a big area. r u planning to go soon lol? if we both did it, we could totally wipe out the chads and stacies + have our revenge

the beta revolution will spread!

lol

 

[based_meme]

Sounds a lot like @General Alek

Typical @General Alek posts:
-"don't you guys get tired of the same glowie jokes? lol"
-"I want to suck ER's dick. spiritually of course. lol"
-"lol"

 

[Bianor]

good idea. i can just envision going to isla vista and shooting up that sorority that elliot rodger wanted to lol. i've studied it and have a route all planned out. i'm hoping to do it next year, when i go to isla vista. but it's a big area. r u planning to go soon lol? if we both did it, we could totally wipe out the chads and stacies + have our revenge

the beta revolution will spread!

lol

Yeah lol i’ve been planning it for quite some time now lol. The chads, normies and stacies will feel my revenge. Everyone else reading this, reply if you’re also planning on going ER lol

 

[Raidriar3015]

lol couldn't agree more lol. What's the weather like where you live lol?

good idea. i can just envision going to isla vista and shooting up that sorority that elliot rodger wanted to lol. i've studied it and have a route all planned out. i'm hoping to do it next year, when i go to isla vista. but it's a big area. r u planning to go soon lol? if we both did it, we could totally wipe out the chads and stacies + have our revenge

the beta revolution will spread!

lol

wow I totally agree. Count me in homie! lol.

 

[based_meme]

lol couldn't agree more lol. What's the weather like where you live lol?


wow I totally agree. Count me in homie! lol.

Don't you sometimes think about committing a mass shooting? lol

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Guys take advantage of the advanced features of this site and ENABLE JAVASCRIPT, load the third party assets from Google (they're really helpful and essential to the smooth operation of this page lol) and make sure to disable your VPN if you're using one.

 

[asocialcel]

How to catch a glowie: Browse .is for 5 seconds

 

[based_meme]

Guys take advantage of the advanced features of this site and ENABLE JAVASCRIPT, load the third party assets from Google (they're really helpful and essential to the smooth operation of this page lol) and make sure to disable your VPN if you're using one.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Yeah lol i’ve been planning it for quite some time now lol. The chads, normies and stacies will feel my revenge. Everyone else reading this, reply if you’re also planning on going ER lol

yeah i hope our brocels will support us lol!

sadly some are pathetic cowards who will whine about it!!! lolololol fucking noobs

wow I totally agree. Count me in homie! lol.

ty brocel, i'll pm you the details

How to catch a glowie: Browse .is for 5 seconds

nice avi, catcels should unite to shoot foids in revenge for foids preferring to fuck dogs over cats

 

[Raidriar3015]

Don't you sometimes think about committing a mass shooting? lol

All the time. We should make a group on Skype lol!

Guys take advantage of the advanced features of this site and ENABLE JAVASCRIPT, load the third party assets from Google (they're really helpful and essential to the smooth operation of this page lol) and make sure to disable your VPN if you're using one.

Yeah guys! It makes your computer and internet faster lol!

 

[based_meme]

All the time. We should make a group on Skype lol!

Better yet, we could do a live meetup! lol

Yeah guys! It makes your computer and internet faster lol!

This! So much this! lol

 

[blackpillscience]

How to catch a glowie . Sounds like a good tv show

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

proud of our righteous brocel-in-arms, any other takers?

lol the normies will be so shocked, finally seeing the result of their bullying and mistreatment of righteous cels. they shall learn to fear I.N.C.E.L.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

How to catch a glowie . Sounds like a good tv show

'hello, glowie, why don’t you take a seat right over there?'

 

[ControlledInsanity]

'hello, glowie, why don’t you take a seat right over there?'

"From your chatlog,"

"GunloverCel1999: 'Show hER the way out. It only takes a few rounds lol'"

"GunloverCel1999: 'Why don't we take some action and teach society a lesson they'll nevER forget? lol'"

 

[StefiBeaLipton]

Wojak avis also.

 

[nazianime]

Lel, schizophrenic much?

 

[Lonelyus]

@General Alek

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

Yeah lol i’ve been planning it for quite some time now lol. The chads, normies and stacies will feel my revenge. Everyone else reading this, reply if you’re also planning on going ER lol

ER doesn't necessarily mean violence

 

[CruxGammata]

Good post lol you sure know how to spot em lol

What's in your gun collection? I'll start:

AR-15
RCP90
FNFAL

Anyway I hope you respond lol

AR-15
WASR (ak47)
Remy shotgun
Glock and Sig
And A LOT of ammo lol!

 

[CruxGammata]

I also have a fully automatic m16 rifle but it's too rusty and will explode upon firing lol

 

[CruxGammata]

I also have a fully automatic m16 rifle but it's too rusty and will explode upon firing lol

How did I aquire it is a secret

 

[Chuddy]

Good post lol you sure know how to spot em lol

What's in your gun collection? I'll start:

AR-15
RCP90
FNFAL

Anyway I hope you respond lol

M202 Flash Rocket Launcher
Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher
Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG
Multiple Tactical Nukes
Hi Point .40 problem solva
USFA Zip .22 loaded with ratshot

 

[TheJoker]

Most glowies are users with big post counts attacking others for no reason.

 

[PortSir1223]

these arent guaranteed ways of spotting one. but it should raise suspicions in your glowie radar if you see one of these:

The frequent use of lol
Feds try to blend in internet communities by using internet slang. feds are usually old boomers so they dont have time to actually look deeply into internet subculture. they use 'lol' alot because it's the primary and easiest thing they know how to use and it can be used universally regardless of what subculture it is.

Low effort posts that dont challenge much of the subculture's viewpoints
As stated earlier, glowies primary job to bait potential online criminals to pretend to be their friend by blending in. they will gain the user's trust with the least effort by parroting the same points the subculture does.

Posts that can bait and then filter out the potential criminals
Obvious. This makes it so that the criminals are easier to spot and catch.

how many have you already caught with these techniques? lol