NSFW How to get the most out of Escortcelling/Your experiences

[Unhappy-Man]

I have frequented escorts 3 times over the last year and have had mixed results.

The 1st time was pretty bad, it was my first time doing anything sexual with a woman and i was nervous, combine that with fapping the day before and wearing a condom meant I could't finish at all.

Second time was with the same escort so I was less nervous and had abstained from porn or touching myself for several days. Managed to finish by jacking myself off in the condom.

Third time was with a new women (i guesssed the other one had moved or stopped) who looked alot older then she said she was. Didn't matter though as I was on a 2+ week no fap streak and was feeling like I was going to explode any day now so might aswell put it to use. 10-15 mins and and i busted. She really didn't want to talk and so i left 25mins into a 40min session.

It is an expensive past time but it's not like i am going to get sex anywhere else.

I will be working away again soon so will have more opportunity to escortcel.
Any guys on here frequent whores regularly and have any tips to give so I can get the most for my money?

Also a little poll to check the number of escortcels on here and other users opinions of us

 

[2340922]

I am emberessed to visit a prostitute. And I don't want to break in tears for realising how shit my life is

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

i would never visit a prostitute, i would never give a foid money for what i should get for free.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

I am emberessed to visit a prostitute. And I don't want to break in tears for realising how shit my life is

My not so great experiences are a mix of lifefuel and suifuel for me.
As I am shit at sex and intimacy (though primarily because of lack of experience of these things) it has made me stop wanting sex so much, but I know that my peers will be having far better and intimate experiences with their gfs ( including with the girl I really like) for free whilst I paid for a shitty conterfeit.

Don't be emabarrsed though, you would be far from the 1st man to buy a prostitute

 

[Blacktarpill]

i would never visit a prostitute, i would never give a foid money for what i should get for free.

Be more honest with yourself, youre not gonna get that free with your subhuman ass.
And if you want it you gotta pay for it. Thats all. Face the truth. You will die a virgin and i guess its not a great thing. Sorry if i sound too harsh.

 

[2340922]

My not so great experiences are a mix of lifefuel and suifuel for me.
As I am shit at sex and intimacy (though primarily because of lack of experience of these things) it has made me stop wanting sex so much, but I know that my peers will be having far better and intimate experiences with their gfs ( including with the girl I really like) for free whilst I paid for a shitty conterfeit.

Don't be emabarrsed though, you would be far from the 1st man to buy a prostitute

I just don't want to fuck somebody who cares only about the money. Do you think prostitutes really care about your pleasure. I don't think so

i would never visit a prostitute, i would never give a foid money for what i should get for free.

btw nice name

 

[DaveBuster]

i would never visit a prostitute, i would never give a foid money for what i should get for free.

Unless you're top tier Chad, it's never free. Betabuxxing is an expensive, roundabout way of escortcelling that doesn't end in you getting what you seeking in the first place.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

I would escortcel more often if I had more options.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

I would escortcel more often if I had more options.

Whats stopping you?

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Whats stopping you?

Don't have enough money to move to a new state.

 

[mylifeistrash]

The real life experiences posted on this board have completely turned me off to ever trying escort-celing.

They usually involve catfishing escorts who smell awful and look like crack addicts.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

The real life experiences posted on this board have completely turned me off to ever trying escort-celing.

They usually involve catfishing escorts who smell awful and look like crack addicts.

I guess they are mostly in the US?
Here in UK it is relatively easy and hassle free to find a decent escort and no legal issues.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I tried it once and never again. It really sucked. Something about paying for it really turns me off and you know she’s a cum dumpster. It’s also risky in the US

 

[Lubricure]

Man, my system to get the most bang out of my bucks was to go in nations where escortcelling is regulated by the (((state))). To make it work, you have to do your homework, namely reading the reviews on a particular establishment. Search out the various establishment in the city of CHOice, read carefully the websites, and make your decision.

Escortcelling is not only planning, but also gut feeling. If something feels out of place or it's fishy, don't do it and go in another place.

Now the (((laws))) have doubled down on the cuckery and I don't go anymore, but that's my recipe for what once was relatively safe and happy escortcelling. Another thing, never try to save money there, it's not worth it. But also, don't go above the 100$/€ per hour, at least by not too much. Price within a range is an indication of the quality, but above a certain threshold it becomes a pure speculation on the ongoing pussy bubble.

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

Be more honest with yourself, youre not gonna get that free with your subhuman ass.
And if you want it you gotta pay for it. Thats all. Face the truth. You will die a virgin and i guess its not a great thing. Sorry if i sound too harsh.

I would rather die a virgin than fuck a hooker.

 

[Mainländer]

I recommend escortcelling as an experience but not as a habit.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

It’s also risky in the US

This.

Even if I could afford it, I don't think it's really worth the trouble.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

No since they hate my race