Serious How to NEETmaxx for 5-10 years?

[DespressedCurryCel1]

Title

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

EI benefits

How to get

 

[Patches]

i want to neet again i hate interacting with normanfaggots its so tiring

 

[Incelius Savage]

I’ve been a NEET since 2013. Worked one job and one online job. Got taken out of school in 2013

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

Work for a few weeks or months

Leave

and then apply for EI benefits through the government

Or if you worked before you can get benefits from the government

How long do you have to work specifically? My mother worked like 3 years and old got 1 year benefits.

 

[Incelius Savage]

How long do you have to work specifically? My mother worked like 3 years and old got 1 year benefits.

You need to be disabled to get benefits. They usually don’t help men, good luck though.

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

depends you should google it

It depends on your state or country

I’m in Canada

 

[PLA1092]

Do you have benefits or a good amount of money to save up, or even someone to support you?

If so, it's a no-go; focus on wealthmaxxing enough to gain some power, or even just LDAR if you really want to.

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

Do you have benefits or a good amount of money to save up, or even someone to support you?

If so, it's a no-go; focus on wealthmaxxing enough to gain some power, or even just LDAR if you really want to.

If my dad dies I will get 500k in life insurance in 2 years

 

[abujihadalaustrali]

Get diagnosed as a retard and get on retardbuxx. I get 1.3k per fortnight, plus $150 per fortnight rent assistance (lmao I live in a shed so just pocket that money) and make another 10k per year from ebay sales. I've never paid a cent income tax in my life lol.
Other tricks to survive as a NEET.
Uber refund scams

1. create uber eats and doordash accounts
2. order goyslop
3. select leave at door
4. goyslop gets delivered
5. enjoy goyslop
6. submit claim for missing items
7. get refund
8. ??
9. profit

I eat 7 meals of goyslop per week, usually costing around $25-30. With refund scams, it only costs $0 to $10 per meal.
If I need extra shekels, I commit fraud: loans, credit card, BNPL that I'll never repay. Currently at around 70k debt, a significant portion of that stashed in gold and silver that I'll use after I file for bankruptcy. Funny thing about bankruptcy is it means they can't recover debt out of an inheritance ahahhaha.

And invest in a future food source: buckets of rice, pasta, oats, salt, flour, canned tuna/fruit/soup, bottles of BBQ sauce to spice it up.

 

[Incelius Savage]

If my dad dies I will get 500k in life insurance in 2 years

@Zer0/∞ joke of a forum

 

[Incelius Savage]

kys nigger

You first fakecel

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

@Zer0/∞ joke of a forum

It’ll only happen if he dies which is unlikely to happen anytime soon + we have a bad father son relationship

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

give me some fellow curry ;/

If I get it sure

 

[BornToLose]

Get diagnosed as a retard and get on retardbuxx. I get 1.3k per fortnight, plus $150 per fortnight rent assistance (lmao I live in a shed so just pocket that money) and make another 10k per year from ebay sales. I've never paid a cent income tax in my life lol.
Other tricks to survive as a NEET.
Uber refund scams

1. create uber eats and doordash accounts
2. order goyslop
3. select leave at door
4. goyslop gets delivered
5. enjoy goyslop
6. submit claim for missing items
7. get refund
8. ??
9. profit

I eat 7 meals of goyslop per week, usually costing around $25-30. With refund scams, it only costs $0 to $10 per meal.
If I need extra shekels, I commit fraud: loans, credit card, BNPL that I'll never repay. Currently at around 70k debt, a significant portion of that stashed in gold and silver that I'll use after I file for bankruptcy. Funny thing about bankruptcy is it means they can't recover debt out of an inheritance ahahhaha.

And invest in a future food source: buckets of rice, pasta, oats, salt, flour, canned tuna/fruit/soup, bottles of BBQ sauce to spice it up.

Gigabased.