Serious I came inside a prostitute

[wasteofspace]

How does pussy feel?
the same as flashlights or not??

 

[edger0uter]

This is the kind of shit that would have me stressing for months to come. I don't want to be infected with super aids

 

[Dravidiancel]

This is the kind of shit that would have me stressing for months to come. I don't want to be infected with super aids

And this whore travels the entire world for sex.I'm so worried right now,I'm checking my dick for bumps every hour

 

[GENETIKXL]

Sexhaver problems

 

[LeFrenchCel]

HOW IS THIS FUCKER ALLOWED HERE ??? @LeFrenchCel DO SOMETHIGN!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Escortcels are allowed sadly
Blame it on the userbase who voted in favor of it

 

[KillNiggers]

Escortcels are allowed sadly
Blame it on the userbase who voted in favor of it

Do another vote

 

[Dravidiancel]

Do another vote

Yes for sure I will also vote against it,I don't want virgincells suffering

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Do another vote

Idk if admins plan to do it tbh

 

[KillNiggers]

Idk if admins plan to do it tbh

Suggest the idea if you can that is.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I ENVY YOU

I WANT TO DO THIS SO MUCH

IM VIRGIN AT 30

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

 

[Dravidiancel]

I ENVY YOU

I WANT TO DO THIS SO MUCH

IM VIRGIN AT 30

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

I'm sorry for you,hope you lose your virginity soon.You can cycle to curryland and fk curry women for cheap for 40 dollars

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Wtf, so many people hate escortcels.

I'm not one yet, but I DEFINITELY want to go. I REFUSE TO VIRGIN. The idea of having paid sex with a woman is one of the few things I look forward to

BROCELS, PLEASE DONT VOTE TO BAN ESCORTCEL DISCUSSIONS

ESCORTS ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO SEE A NAKED WOMAN IN MY LIFE

THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO NOT DIE WITHOUT SEEING A NAKED WOMAN

ESCORTCELS MUST BE ALLOWED OLEASE

 

[decafincel]

First i gave her oral and made sure her pussy was wet and she was happy,so she made sure i too had a good experience when I lost my virginity.Fkiing with a condom was so awful I couldn't even cum and she noticed that I wasn't enjoying it so she removed the condom

Chads is

 

[Dravidiancel]

Wtf, so many people hate escortcels.

I'm not one yet, but I DEFINITELY want to go. I REFUSE TO VIRGIN. The idea of having paid sex with a woman is one of the few things I look forward to

BROCELS, PLEASE DONT VOTE TO BAN ESCORTCEL DISCUSSIONS

ESCORTS ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO SEE A NAKED WOMAN IN MY LIFE

THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO NOT DIE WITHOUT SEEING A NAKED WOMAN

ESCORTCELS MUST BE ALLOWED OLEASE

Escortcelling is the hope for us incels,I would have roped a long time ago but the feeling of my dick inside a wet tight pussy and her succulent nipples keep me alove

 

[Dravidiancel]

Chads is

Maybe she had a virgin fetish,she told me she never removed the condom for anyone else and she seems very hygienic.

 

[decafincel]

Maybe she had a virgin fetish,she told me she never removed the condom for anyone else and she seems very hygienic.

She's probably just lying so she can get repeat business. Anyways good for you ig

 

[decafincel]

Maybe she had a virgin fetish,she told me she never removed the condom for anyone else and she seems very hygienic.

My friend told me a story about how a girl with a legit virginity fetish had sex and oral with one of his friends for over an hour for free during their first year of uni

 

[Dravidiancel]

She's probably just lying so she can get repeat business. Anyways good for you ig

No repeat business,she left the country after fucking me.It's been 6 months and i don't think I'll ever seen her again.The first few weeks were brutal,i couldnt get her out of my mind ,now i don't give a fk.First time is always special and you pair bond with that woman for a while

 

[decafincel]

No repeat business,she left the country after fucking me.It's been 4 months and i don't think I'll ever seen her again.The first few weeks were brutal,i couldnt get her out of my mind ,now i don't give a fk.First time is always special and you pair bond with that woman for a while

Real. I'm still made at my oneitis for leading me on. She's dating a normie now who has lots of family money

 

[Dravidiancel]

My friend told me a story about how a girl with a legit virginity fetish had sex and oral with one of his friends for over an hour for free during their first year of uni

That's crazy we will never get free sex,all i want i sex with a woman who truly loves me and I'll die peacefully

 

[IncelKing]

Congrats. I did the same thing 100 times before I stopped completely aftER realising that sex and masturbation feel the same in tERms of pleasure

 

[copecel00]

First i gave her oral and made sure her pussy was wet and she was happy,so she made sure i too had a good experience when I lost my virginity.Fkiing with a condom was so awful I couldn't even cum and she noticed that I wasn't enjoying it so she removed the condom

Sexhavar problems.

 

[Subhuman Trucel]

Humble brag on us khhv incels

 

[Retardfuel]

Fucking a hooker is actually more efficient and low risk move than trying to betabuxx a roastie and fuck her

 

[Fallout]

posts like this should be bannable

 

[Bruce_Bonepresser]

Congrats. I did the same thing 100 times before I stopped completely aftER realising that sex and masturbation feel the same in tERms of pleasure

Is that actually true? escortmaxxing would be a huge waste of money then if people think its going to be much better

 

[FakeFakecel]

Sexhaver problems

 

[FakeFakecel]

posts like this should be bannable

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Behead non virgins

Joined: Feb 8, 2024
Posts: 153

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

I want to find a good escort who lets to come inside. I want to mimic impregnating a woman and know how it feels to fuck raw.

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Fucking a hooker is actually more efficient and low risk move than trying to betabuxx a roastie and fuck her

You could fuck a LOT of hookers for the price of half a house...

 

[asocialcel]

Over

 

[erenyeager]

She must be on the pill because she didn't even care about the fact that I nutted in her

Idk mang I doubt you got any sperm in you considering they start to die out within months of abstinence.

 

[Eminemshalfbrother]

This story making me want to rope for being Americancel

 

[92 drowsiness?]

over

 

[screwthefbi]

The prostitute I fucked today gave me a small ass condom and she struggled to put it on my erect dick

 

[IncelGolem]

lmao 18 years of $300 a month. You dumbass lol.

 

[Incline]

It was $250 for an hour

JFL for that much you could have a Pattayan 20 year old for a whole day

 

[Incline]

Only thing I be fucking is my fist until the end

Come Pattaya with me then

 

[Incline]

I ENVY YOU

I WANT TO DO THIS SO MUCH

IM VIRGIN AT 30

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Then come Pattaya with me

Why the fuck u guys complain when there is a perfectly resonable and obvious solution waiting

 

[Incline]

I ENVY YOU

I WANT TO DO THIS SO MUCH

IM VIRGIN AT 30

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

I bought this clock, it counts downward not upward. It's counting the days till I turn 30.

If I am 30 and still a virgin, I will kill myself. This is the pact I made with myself.

It motivates me.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Then come Pattaya with me

Why the fuck u guys complain when there is a perfectly resonable and obvious solution waiting

I wish I would go to an exotic plice like Pattaya, but I can't man. I still live with my parents at 30. Going to Thailand would be insane. I've never been on a plane, I don't speak the language, I don't know anything.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I bought this clock, it counts downward not upward. It's counting the days till I turn 30.

If I am 30 and still a virgin, I will kill myself. This is the pact I made with myself.

It motivates me.

Damn, going all in.

At least you have a precise goal you try to accomplish. I don't have any goals. Just a vague, general idea of going to escorts some day.

 

[Incline]

I wish I would go to an exotic plice like Pattaya, but I can't man. I still live with my parents at 30. Going to Thailand would be insane. I've never been on a plane, I don't speak the language, I don't know anything.

That's why I'll be there with you nigga. All you need is money, if I was millionaire I would sponsor you ded srs but I only have moderate savings.

I am also a virgin and would be nice to have a fellow virgincel to ascend together. Also, I don't think you guys understand but the whores in Pattaya are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT to whores in the west. In the west you pay for sex. In SEA you pay for companionship, completely different mentality, they will treat you like a boyfriend then go to hotel and fuck you.

You don't have to come with me for the whole month, you can go just for a week or even few days to keep costs down.

You'll only need like 2000-3000$ for the entire trip, you can also just get a holiday package or something and I'll probably be even cheaper.

If this really is your dream then go and do it with me, I am not going this year but early next year, so plenty of time to prepare, find some job even if it's some shitty one and just suffer through it if you set your mind to this task just like I did.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

That's why I'll be there with you nigga. All you need is money, if I was millionaire I would sponsor you ded srs but I only have moderate savings.

I am also a virgin and would be nice to have a fellow virgincel to ascend together. Also, I don't think you guys understand but the whores in Pattaya are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT to whores in the west. In the west you pay for sex. In SEA you pay for companionship, completely different mentality, they will treat you like a boyfriend then go to hotel and fuck you.

You don't have to come with me for the whole month, you can go just for a week or even few days to keep costs down.

You'll only need like 2000-3000$ for the entire trip, you can also just get a holiday package or something and I'll probably be even cheaper.

If this really is your dream then go and do it with me, I am not going this year but early next year, so plenty of time to prepare, find some job even if it's some shitty one and just suffer through it if you set your mind to this task just like I did.

Yeah, that's a lot of money...

It sounds very appealing to buy companionship. I wish I could experience it, but it's just too unrealistic for me.

It's just way more easy to go to a local escort

 

[Incline]

Yeah, that's a lot of money...

It sounds very appealing to buy companionship. I wish I could experience it, but it's just too unrealistic for me.

It's just way more easy to go to a local escort

Nigga you telling me you can't earn 2000 dollars in 1 year?

Are you in curryland or what

 

[gymletethnicel]

Behead non virgins

 

[Uggo Mongo]

posts like this should be bannable

Ngl it's crazy someone can get permabanned for mentioning that they've held hands and had a "gf" in the 4th grade, but a post like this is allowed. I mean if you have easy access to prostitutes and bust nuts in them how are you "celibate"?
That's what the people voted for though

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Nigga you telling me you can't earn 2000 dollars in 1 year?

Are you in curryland or what

Currently neet
I've been neet for the past like 4 months

 

[Incline]

Currently neet
I've been neet for the past like 4 months

Just get a job boyo and save and you can come have this dream with me.

Apply for the shit hole jobs that take anyone, and having this dream in your head will help you survive.

Let it motivate you, otherwise you will just die without having to experience the heaven that is Pattaya and you will regret it for rest of your life.

Now is the best time to come while you are still in your 30s.

Just apply to McDonald's, they will accept you easily, apply for all this shit hole jobs, warehouse jobs etc, simple jobs you need 0 skills for, and save money for this goal.

I don't get it boyo, the answer is right here, all you need is the power to motivate yourself to get to it.