An hour ago I had my dinner at a buffet in celebration. I filled my plate to the brim thrice and drank at least seven glasses of beer, juice whatever and now I am absolutely sick. I cannot lay down without feeling as if my stomach's contents are about to ejaculate out of my mouth. It feels as if I have ran three fields to hunt and consume an entire family of deers. I have difficulties breathing. I have an unimaginable thirst but cannot drink any more. I will never be able to burn off this weight.
