Oroborus
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I'm like 45kg last time I checked
I'm like 45kg last time I checked
How do i be your grandpa?
Be ChadHow do i be your grandpa?
Unlikely, she's past the wallBe Chad
Go get her, man.Unlikely, she's past the wall
BasedI punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up.
basediumWhat do the mods smoke that they sticky this thread?
Great. I love it.
must-read contentDamn, we need a best of .is compilation
everyone scrolled past this self dox. black granny explains it
is your mom a bodybuilder?I do believe you because my mom gives me a fair fist fight. She´s too strong to be a woman since I got into fist fights with women before and I won with ease.
No. She just weights more than me.is your mom a bodybuilder?
How much do you weigh?No. She just weights more than me.
OverKO’ed by 75yo grandma
Didn't believe a single word
Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much.
Good advice, thanks.When you get slammed on the floor, you should take them down with you.
And for next time, to improve punching power, bare minimum lean on knuckles while watching tv or doing nothing. Ideally, knuckle push ups, knuckle push ups, and more knuckle push ups.
Fake, gay and larp 1000% say chess for the Screenshot.Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much.
A well-deserved penalty.
Yeah, I've gotten mogged by family members. What's next? Are you going to stay at your cousins' for a while until things blow over?I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much.
I've been there for a couple of days and my family doesn't take me seriously any more.Yeah, I've gotten mogged by family members. What's next? Are you going to stay at your cousins' for a while until things blow over?
Shit - I hope things get better for you. Better to hold onto cope than to LDAR outrightI've been there for a couple of days and my family doesn't take me seriously any more.
You mean they don't fear you?I've been there for a couple of days and my family doesn't take me seriously any more.
Nope, I'm even more of a fucking joke to them. And I can't go back to my parent's place, because my brother heard about it too, and he'll surely bully the fuck out of me.You mean they don't fear you?
Normie bullies are a joke. Are they expect you to beat your grandmother?Nope, I'm even more of a fucking joke to them. And I can't go back to my parent's place, because my brother heard about it too, and he'll surely bully the fuck out of me.
Kinda. They knew I was weak, but not that weakAre they expects you to beat your grandmother?
Beat your brother, then.Kinda. They knew I was weak, but not that weak
He's kinda tall and weighs more than meBeat your brother, then.
Nice to see a grungecel on heremy cousin said this to me once I think she wanted to have sex with me
I hope she gets raped
Nice to see a grungecel on here
grandmamoggedSince the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much.
Based Granny-beater
bro u lost a fight against an old women workout then whip the bitchSince the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much.
Lol she is a old foid. This is totally made upWhen your Grandma beats your ass, you'll understand what I mean.
Exactly. Hilariousthis thread is so fucking fake but hilarious.thanks for the laughs man. i can't stop imaginaing a 70 year old black granny bodyslamming a young kid and then kicking the shit out of him like this is wwe or something.top kek
ChadI pissed on myself.
I gotta feed it to the disabled girl;Chad