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I pissed myself at the slot machine..AGAIN

Saysitsover

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Fuuuuuuck:feelsUnreal:

I went back to casino tonight and of course my dumbass started the heavy drinking :feelsgah:

I didn’t tip the foid bitches so they probably spiked my drink high:feelsahh:

I sat down at a slot machine and refused to leave until I hit a bonus. :feelsEhh:

Then I didn’t get bonus and I lost $4.9k more than I lost in all of last year:feelsUnreal:

I just sat there then decided to go to atm for more cash. I sat on the seat again and the urge to piss had been going on for a while. Until it eventually went into the pants:lasereyes::lasereyes:. Worse was it fall intoshoes as I ran to the John soaking them in yellow piss. Fuck the worker offered me pants and I said no nothings wrong. Howeverall failure. Pissed completely into pants not a drop in the urinal
 
Fucking brutal pisspill:feelsLSD:
 
Ban this diapercel. :feelswhat:
 
Saysitsover said:
I can’t help it that’s what it does to me:feelsUgh:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
should have gotten crab legs instead
 
Bring a piss bag next time. Never leave a hot table.
 
there was this episode of a comedy show where the competitors had to stay in a spot to win (I think hold onto something with one had). a guy had a bottle taped to his shin that would collect piss through a long tube coming from his penis
 
kaang said:
there was this episode of a comedy show where the competitors had to stay in a spot to win (I think hold onto something with one had). a guy had a bottle taped to his shin that would collect piss through a long tube coming from his penis
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:feelsgah:
 
Only gamble what you're willing to lose
 
You lost 5K and you care about pissing yourself? :lul:
 
Saysitsover said:
I lost $4.9k more than I lost in all of last year
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Giving your money to chad scum casino owner is a fakecel trait.
A truecel would have given that money to his fellow truecels here.
 
Sennacherib said:
Giving your money to chad scum casino owner is a fakecel trait.
A truecel would have given that money to his fellow truecels here.
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I will try to be a better cel:feelsUgh:
 
The roulette table however...
 
what zero pussy does to a mofo
 
Saysitsover said:
My bladder can’t take the alcohol
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If your bladder can't hold alcohol, why drink when you can smoke or vape? Also, you should probably stop gambling and invest your money into something useful that you like.
 
Saysitsover said:
Fuuuuuuck:feelsUnreal:

I went back to casino tonight and of course my dumbass started the heavy drinking :feelsgah:

I didn’t tip the foid bitches so they probably spiked my drink high:feelsahh:

I sat down at a slot machine and refused to leave until I hit a bonus. :feelsEhh:

Then I didn’t get bonus and I lost $4.9k more than I lost in all of last year:feelsUnreal:

I just sat there then decided to go to atm for more cash. I sat on the seat again and the urge to piss had been going on for a while. Until it eventually went into the pants:lasereyes::lasereyes:. Worse was it fall intoshoes as I ran to the John soaking them in yellow piss. Fuck the worker offered me pants and I said no nothings wrong. Howeverall failure. Pissed completely into pants not a drop in the urinal
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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

man I love your stories...they always give me the lolz :feelskek:
 
Sennacherib said:
Giving your money to chad scum casino owner is a fakecel trait.
A truecel would have given that money to his fellow truecels here.
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wait...truecels get money on this site??

Tell me more....
 
Ihatemylife123 said:
If your bladder can't hold alcohol, why drink when you can smoke or vape? Also, you should probably stop gambling and invest your money into something useful that you like.
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Th stock market is fucked+ free drinks at the casino:feelshmm::feelsgah:
 
Why are people against free drinks :dab:

Casino cope is good except I push it too far sometimes :dafuckfeels:
 
man you are beyond fucked dude. stop gambling thats such a fucked problem.
 
Saysitsover said:
Why are people against free drinks :dab:

Casino cope is good except I push it too far sometimes :dafuckfeels:
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Ironically in Britbongland the only reason I went to casinos was because they had a licence to sell drinks all night. It was like, win £50 on roulette and just drink till dawn. Good times (except when you didn't win). But yeah no free drinks here.
 
I'm a gambler too I am broke. I don't like the social setting of a casino, I stay at home and bet on horses.
No problems pissing though just go in between races .
I need to stop fucking gambling though, if I want to save up for SEAMaxxing trip and get my own place further down the road.
 
Saltwater said:
I'm a gambler too I am broke. I don't like the social setting of a casino, I stay at home and bet on horses.
No problems pissing though just go in between races .
I need to stop fucking gambling though, if I want to save up for SEAMaxxing trip and get my own place further down the road.
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I love slots unfortunately
 
Based diapercel
 
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