SuicideFuel I spent most of my money on slot machine

[Saysitsover]

My finances are more fucked since I took a cash advance to play slots last night . I’m lucky I stopped before I didn’t have cash to Uber home from casino drunk. The big wins didn’t really hit quick enough to offset each $5 bet I was doing . Like winning $60 on bonus rounds doesn’t make up for the 70 $5 spins I did to get it. To make things vs worse I saw a foid hit a $450 major prize on a $1 bet

 

[InkCell]

Why are you gambling nigger

 

[Saysitsover]

 

[Sennacherib]

I spent most of my neetbux money on pc parts and build myself a new pc,waiting for gpu prices to drop more and grab something decent for gaming,which is my only cope left.

 

[lifesucksxd]

waiting for gpu prices to drop more

lol

 

[Saysitsover]

I think I’m going back to the casino to try to make it back. If I fail I will shit into my pants so foids have to smell it .


Fuck the cucked world they can smell the shit for stealing my money

 

[PoodankMcGee]

God I hope youre larping, otherwise profoundly low IQ

They are literally programmed for you to lose money statistically but also give you a few wins so your ooga booga monkey brain keep pulling lever. Please exercise your prefrontal cortex more.

 

[Saysitsover]

God I hope youre larping, otherwise profoundly low IQ

They are literally programmed for you to lose money statistically but also give you a few wins so your ooga booga monkey brain keep pulling lever. Please exercise your prefrontal cortex more.

I do it to cope and try to make some money

 

[PoodankMcGee]

I do it to cope and try to make some money

I can understand it as an occasional cope but it sounds like you don't exactly have money to waste on a cope engineered by the jews to make you even poorer.

 

[Saysitsover]

I can understand it as an occasional cope but it sounds like you don't exactly have money to waste on a cope engineered by the jews to make you even poorer.

My job is 55k year which is enough to play slots regularly however my saving is heavily depleted to basically zero now. My rent is $900 monthly and I will need slots to help pay this month rent

 

[Deleted member 42691]

I do it to cope and try to make some money

Nigga didn’t you hear what he said

They are literally programmed for you to lose money statistically but also give you a few wins so your ooga booga monkey brain keep pulling lever.

 

[Arch Anemone]

Gambling is for idiots. Seriously, may as welll just open the door, throw your money in, and walk out.

You're a sucker and stupid.

 

[Saysitsover]

Gambling is for idiots. Seriously, may as welll just open the door, throw your money in, and walk out.

You're a sucker and stupid.

Phil ivey make plenty of money gambling

 

[Deleted member 42691]

Phil ivey make plenty of money gambling

Sorry man but extremely low IQ

You are comparing a professional poker player to pulling some lever with a code for you to lose

 

[Saysitsover]

Sorry man but extremely low IQ

You are comparing a professional poker player to pulling some lever with a code for you to lose

I thought he was good at all gambling games including slots

 

[Deleted member 42691]

Sorry man but extremely low IQ

You are comparing a professional poker player to pulling some lever with a code for you to lose

Nope ,He is specialized in poker which is skill.

He started at eight so you can imagine the level of his skill

 

[ControlledInsanity]

lol

Also lol at running on the hardware hamster wheel just to experience interactive jew movies.

 

[Saysitsover]

Also lol at running on the hardware hamster wheel just to experience interactive jew movies.

I play slots

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

My finances are more fucked since I took a cash advance to play slots last night . I’m lucky I stopped before I didn’t have cash to Uber home from casino drunk. The big wins didn’t really hit quick enough to offset each $5 bet I was doing . Like winning $60 on bonus rounds doesn’t make up for the 70 $5 spins I did to get it. To make things vs worse I saw a foid hit a $450 major prize on a $1 bet

That’s what you get for not listening to the advice of most of your brocels when you initially told us about your slotmaxxing idea

 

[Saysitsover]

That’s what you get for not listening to the advice of most of your brocels when you initially told us about your slotmaxxing idea

How can it happen that fast

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

God I hope youre larping, otherwise profoundly low IQ

They are literally programmed for you to lose money statistically but also give you a few wins so your ooga booga monkey brain keep pulling lever. Please exercise your prefrontal cortex more.

Reading all his shit, im seriously suspecting this is all one big larp. Nobody can be this level of ultra retarded, seriously

 

[Saysitsover]

Reading all his shit, im seriously suspecting this is all one big larp. Nobody can be this level of ultra retarded, seriously

I wish it were larp but I do have lower IQ levels.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I wish it were larp but I do have lower IQ levels.

Dis y u inkel

 

[Saysitsover]

Dis y u inkel

Cause I play slots? Tf

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Cause I play slots? Tf

Obvious larping is obvious

 

[Saysitsover]

Obvious larping is obvious

My bank account is nearly empty

 

[Saysitsover]

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

We tried to warn you that trying to make a living by playing slots was a horrible idea.

 

[Saysitsover]

We tried to warn you that trying to make a living by playing slots was a horrible idea.

I still don’t really understand it. There’s many machines that do have good bonus features such as free spins and such. It’s just that $3 bets add up

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I still don’t really understand it. There’s many machines that do have good bonus features such as free spins and such. It’s just that $3 bets add up

Stop gambling dude. You're gonna lose it all because the house always wins and they make sure of that.

 

[Saysitsover]

Stop gambling dude. You're gonna lose it all because the house always wins and they make sure of that.

How can they change the outcomes if I get lucky

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

How can they change the outcomes if I get lucky

You can't. You might win some, but if you don't stop you will lose everything.

Please stop gambling and try to moneymaxx some other way.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I still don’t really understand it. There’s many machines that do have good bonus features such as free spins and such. It’s just that $3 bets add up

Besides everything is rigged.

 

[Saysitsover]

Besides everything is rigged.

I’ve heard people doing careers based around slot machines

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I’ve heard people doing careers based around slot machines

It doesn't happen bro. Stop thinking that you will win off of this, because that's how casinos work.

 

[Saysitsover]

I used to play roulette, and only bet on colors, and only after watching it spin around a few time, waiting for a pattern to form. It was like an atm

I perhaps just need to bet higher and watch which machines pay the most

 

[DryDick]

Slots are a scam my nigga. Roulette is easy, I used to walk up in the dirty ass casino in my area with my autistic brother, and rain man that shit.

Are you a math genius or something ?

 

[Jestercelman]

Gambling is for low iq, retarded monkeys . Stop before its too late, you will never get money gambling... I know guys who descended because of gambling

 

[Saysitsover]

Gambling is for low iq, retarded monkeys . Stop before its too late, you will never get money gambling... I know guys who descended because of gambling

Bro some slot machines pay out

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I perhaps just need to bet higher and watch which machines pay the most

No, casinos psychologically manipulate you to spend more money. There is no slot machine that would let you always win more money than you spent, if those existed casinos would immediately remove them from their premises. Never go to a casino with more than a budget you can afford.

I don't gamble in general, but I have a lot of aunts that do, if you are going to a casino always use a realistic budget that you can afford to lose, if you can't lose anything then for the sake of your own wallet and sanity, please do not go.

 

[kaan]

I’ve heard people doing careers based around slot machines

It has happened but that was decades ago and they would find ways to hack the machines. Or they would discover flaws/glitches in them that they would exploit

I perhaps just need to bet higher and watch which machines pay the most

I'm convinced you're a larp. Nobody on earth can be this fucking stupid.

 

[Saysitsover]

It has happened but that was decades ago and they would find ways to hack the machines. Or they would discover flaws/glitches in them that they would exploit

I'm convinced you're a larp. Nobody on earth can be this fucking stupid.

I’m just trying to systematically play the games better how is it larp

 

[Greyandoldcel]

Low IQ cope tbh. Just throw your money down the toilet theory. What do you get out of it? The likelihood of winning anything on a slot machine is astronomically low and the lows from losing all that money is seriously not worth it. Find better copes, like drug or alcoholmaxxing. At least that shit gets you high every time.

 

[Incline]

You are doing it all wrong my son.

Gambling is a losing game. You will always lose more than you win if you try to margin gamble.

This is why you gamble for BIG MONEY instead. Either way you probably gonna lose but at least if you win on big bets you'll change your life.

 

[DryDick]

No, I'm terrible at math, but there's colors, and numbers, I never bet on numbers. I basically wait for the ball to land on a color repeatedly. Once it lands on the color twice, then I know my odds of it landing on that color a third time are relatively high, and only then do I place my bet. Tiny imperceptible manufacturing flaws in the roulette wheel will cause the ball to land in certain spots more than others.

Seems like the simple man's way of going about things. How much money do you estimate you've made (no cap)?