I can't wait till I'm in a situation where I can adopt a dog. Dogs are way cheaper and more loyal than any stacy or becky could ever be. Any suggestions on what dog breed I should get?
I think having a dog would be a better investment than a girlfriend
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Just do not fuck them.
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it sounds that you wanna replace having a gf and being intimate with her by being intimate with a fucking filthy animal. also having a dog (wild animal) isn't a natural thing to do. plants are the only "animals" i could really trust to avoid loneliness.
get a rottweiler. you could set it loose on some dumb foid
dogs are disgusting mutts get a cat instead
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I want pussy, no dog
i was contemplating between adopting a cat or dog
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Seems fun but I feel like I'd get bored of it after some months. I have a cat and only play with it out of guilt idk.
Also a breed that scares people like a pitbull seems cool.
Also a breed that scares people like a pitbull seems cool.
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Of course they are! What kind of cuck wants a committed girlfriend in 2023?
Never getting pets.
I cat is way better
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lol
Fatass dogs jfl
they smell like shit get a cat
Dogs mog humans.
Just get a small breed. Don't get a dog breed that could do any damage to you. Dogs are animals that understand the natrual order much better than humans, so if your dog knows you seem easily able to end it, it'll respect you.
Dogs are terrible animals to get? They constantly waste money its like having another child, Dogs eat your shit, shit everywere and require needs, if your ready to go out into this cursed worldy weekly to buy your dog food, or daily to walk them. go ahead
Foids would rather fuck your dog then you
Foids would rather fuck your dog then you
It's amazing animals can actually love you more than people.
Only problem is that you can't really fuck a dog. Or at least you shouldn't.
brutal dogpill
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