NSFW I think Luke Skywalker cucked Han Solo

[Sheogorath]

they make Han seem like a Chad but he's clearly overcompensating for his inferior DNA and lack of midichlorians and that's why when Leia wanted a force-sensitive baby to follow in her bro's footsteps she had to let her bro impregnate her



Luke seemed tiny and low-confidence and a beta who got mogged by Solo in New Hope but by the time of Empire/Return he had clearly surpassed him and I think Leia only went after Han to encourage Luke to push himself to improve, and then married him as cover so people wouldn't find out about their incest.



I bet he thought he took her virginity or some shit but he was the betabux all along.



Height isn't everything guys because foids lust for power and genetic superiority and in a force universe that's chosen by midichloreans.
Midichloreans trump height every time.

I don't know if Luke necessarily took his sister's virginity though I think Obi-Wan might have beaten him to it. One thing we know for sure is she prefers to fuck force-sensitives.

 

[eatdinner]

 

[TheValeYard]

INCEST IS WINCEST

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Roger roger

 

[Sheogorath]

Roger roger

you and Ahsoka helped me get through TCW thanks

 

[ForevrAlone]

INCEST IS WINCEST

 

[ForevrAlone]

I'M GONNA COOOOOM

 

[Autistic Uggo]

Han Soylo was murdered by his incel son.

 

[Sheogorath]

his incel son

mega cope if you think Kylo was virgin past age ten at that height

 

[JayGoptri]

they make Han seem like a Chad but he's clearly overcompensating for his inferior DNA and lack of midichlorians and that's why when Leia wanted a force-sensitive baby to follow in her bro's footsteps she had to let her bro impregnate her

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Luke seemed tiny and low-confidence and a beta who got mogged by Solo in New Hope but by the time of Empire/Return he had clearly surpassed him and I think Leia only went after Han to encourage Luke to push himself to improve, and then married him as cover so people wouldn't find out about their incest.

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I bet he thought he took her virginity or some shit but he was the betabux all along.

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Height isn't everything guys because foids lust for power and genetic superiority and in a force universe that's chosen by midichloreans.
Midichloreans trump height every time.

I don't know if Luke necessarily took his sister's virginity though I think Obi-Wan might have beaten him to it. One thing we know for sure is she prefers to fuck force-sensitives.

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Way to really kill a franchise. Shit is so dead it doesn't even matter thinking about this. But it's clear, Han was the renegade Chadlite and Luke was the cucked bitch, until later when he ascended to "magical CuckMonk" aka Jedi

 

[Sheogorath]

Way to really kill a franchise. Shit is so dead it doesn't even matter thinking about this. But it's clear, Han was the renegade Chadlite and Luke was the cucked bitch, until later when he ascended to "magical CuckMonk" aka Jedi

Luke was never cucked, Han just got his sloppy seconds

 

[JayGoptri]

Luke was never cucked, Han just got his sloppy seconds

Nah bro. Luke never did shit with Leia. He wasn't fully cucked because Leia's mission was a righteous one at first. But Like is of course a Jedi Virgin for life. He's KHHV, except for his sister 's cheek kiss. Or was it lips?

 

[Sheogorath]

Nah bro. Luke never did shit with Leia. He wasn't fully cucked because Leia's mission was a righteous one at first. But Like is of course a Jedi Virgin for life. He's KHHV, except for his sister 's cheek kiss. Or was it lips?

she french-kissed him on his mouth

and if you thought they stopped there you're coping worse than Han

obviously incest is taboo so they fucked on the taboo but they had to give rise to midichlorean Kylo

Han is just the Joseph to Kylo, he raised him but not his bio dad

 

[Uninvited]

they make Han seem like a Chad but he's clearly overcompensating for his inferior DNA and lack of midichlorians and that's why when Leia wanted a force-sensitive baby to follow in her bro's footsteps she had to let her bro impregnate her

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Luke seemed tiny and low-confidence and a beta who got mogged by Solo in New Hope but by the time of Empire/Return he had clearly surpassed him and I think Leia only went after Han to encourage Luke to push himself to improve, and then married him as cover so people wouldn't find out about their incest.

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I bet he thought he took her virginity or some shit but he was the betabux all along.

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Height isn't everything guys because foids lust for power and genetic superiority and in a force universe that's chosen by midichloreans.
Midichloreans trump height every time.

I don't know if Luke necessarily took his sister's virginity though I think Obi-Wan might have beaten him to it. One thing we know for sure is she prefers to fuck force-sensitives.

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Obi Wan was there first definitely

 

[ilieknothing]

You guys are all coping. Leia fucked Chewbacca, take the Wookiepill. Wookiepill is more potent than dogpill because Wookies mog dogs

 

[JayGoptri]

she french-kissed him on his mouth.

Okay.

and if you thought they stopped there you're coping worse than Han.

Dude...Are you drunk? What do you mean "think they stopped there.."

Star Wars is a story/movie, written and done. What is shown on screen IS what happened. Yes they stopped there BECAUSE they didn't show/tell/hint to us that they did anything else. So idk what you are talking about.

 

[ForevrAlone]

Han Soylo was murdered by his incel son.

 

[Sheogorath]

What do you mean "think they stopped there.."
Star Wars is a story/movie, written and done. What is shown on screen IS what happened.
Yes they stopped there BECAUSE they didn't show/tell/hint to us that they did anything else.

the hint they inbred is because of the force powers of Kylo

and you're expected to imagine many off-screen things in films, you're not meant to imagine characters never do something they're depicted doing
what you think Princess Leia never takes a shit or farts? of course she does

 

[JayGoptri]

the hint they inbred is because of the force powers of Kylo.

Dude that's retarded fan theory. Han and Leia produced Kylo, that's what George Lucas told us, stop with those fan theories for this sort of argument. It skipped Leia, Like got them and Kylo also.

and you're expected to imagine many off-screen things in films,

Not necessarily. It depends on how definitive and world-building the cannon is. Star Wars is relatively simple shit man.

you're not meant to imagine characters never do something they're depicted doing
what you think Princess Leia never takes a shit or farts? of course she does

Non-sequitur. Leia taking a shit or anyone taking a shit isn't a major plot point. Plot points are usually SHOWN man!

 

[Sheogorath]

Dude that's retarded fan theory. Han and Leia produced Kylo

don't you know a woman's son's dad is always her husband

that's what George Lucas told us

George Lucas is suffering from dementia and constantly retcons the canon, he can't be trusted, only the product can be trusted.

stop with those fan theories for this sort of argument. It skipped Leia, Like got them and Kylo also.

this is what Han told himself every night while masturbating and wishing Leia would come back from her late-night 'training sessions' with luke

Non-sequitur. Leia taking a shit or anyone taking a shit isn't a major plot point. Plot points are usually SHOWN man!

usually, but sometimes they're implied in the subtlest of ways so only the highest-IQ can perceive it

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

I don't know if Luke necessarily took his sister's virginity

Imagine thinking Leia was a virgin at the beginning of episode 4.

 

[Sheogorath]

Imagine thinking Leia was a virgin at the beginning of episode 4.

Like I said, it seems unlikely (Obi-Wan prob took her when she was a preteen and he was caring for her alone) but it's in theory possible that as royalty they had her vagina under lock and key.

 

[JayGoptri]

don't you know a woman's son's dad is always her husband .

This doesn't help your argument.

George Lucas is suffering from dementia and constantly retcons the canon, he can't be trusted, only the product can be trusted.

Maybe so. But the original 3 movies can, and it's all that's needed anyway. Today all authors are doing this sort of bullshit.

this is what Han told himself every night while masturbating and wishing Leia would come back from her late-night 'training sessions' with luke.

Yet the fact remains he fucked her an Luke didn't. Kylo is the ugly product of Ford and Fisher, he doesn't look like look anyway.

usually, but sometimes they're implied in the subtlest of ways so only the highest-IQ can perceive it

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Yeah or you have incest in your family and your uncle is your father and your father is just another guy who fucked your mother. Basically your argument is "shit dude shit happens in like every family don't you know"

Like I said, it seems unlikely (Obi-Wan prob took her when she was a preteen and he was caring for her alone) but it's in theory possible that as royalty they had her vagina under lock and key.

What you mean this new Disney bullshit which butchers everything? I'll give you that, if you include all the other RIDICULOUS woke writing, the yeah star Wars is a mess.

 

[JayGoptri]

Luke still died a virgin.

This.

 

[JayGoptri]

Imagine thinking Leia was a virgin at the beginning of episode 4.

Maybe not. But she ain't fuckin no Luke.

 

[JayGoptri]

You guys are all coping. Leia fucked Chewbacca, take the Wookiepill. Wookiepill is more potent than dogpill because Wookies mog dogs

No brown bro. She hated chewbacca come on..

She literally says..

No way, Chewie is at best a tall fag shitskin at worst a Sri lankan monkey god. White foid says "Noooo" !

 

[Sheogorath]

Luke still died a virgin.

Even if you don't accept that he ascended w/ his mom or Leia, we know he fucked Mara Jade and he prob fucked Rey while training her too

the fact remains he fucked her an Luke didn't

Proof?

Kylo is the ugly product of Ford and Fisher, he doesn't look like look anyway.

bro you do realize the IRL actors have no relation right?

Basically your argument is "shit dude shit happens in like every family don't you know"

Nope, as I pointed out earlier the usual likelihood of this is amplified because of Luke being a force-sensitive messiah

What you mean this new Disney bullshit which butchers everything?

whatever you think of OWK (haven't actually seen it yet myself) the idea that Obi-Wan spend some time chaperoning Leia to protect her before shifting to guard Luke isn't hard to believe

Maybe not. But she ain't fuckin no Luke.

yes she is

No brown bro. She hated chewbacca come on.. She literally says..

she's doing that in public to maintain her SMV in front of the white boys but when they're in private and she's horny she's def riding that hairy cock

he heightmogs and ogremogs Han and even though she wants Luke's seed in her womb he's busy impregnating hundreds of women to spread his midichloreans, just like Anakin would've done if Obi-Wand hadn't melted his dick off in lava

 

[JayGoptri]

Even if you don't accept that he ascended w/ his mom or Leia, we know he fucked Mara Jade and he prob fucked Rey while training her too.

The fuck.

Proof?

Kylo Ren?

bro you do realize the IRL actors have no relation right?

Do you realize nothing you have said has any relation anything else on paper? As far as what we were given on script?

Nope, as I pointed out earlier the usual likelihood of this is amplified because of Luke being a force-sensitive messiah.

Christ. Luke worship man. Your Luke worship is through the roof. I guess it's better than Han. Han is the Chad-like guy. Luke was more Incel in "A New Hope"

whatever you think of OWK (haven't actually seen it yet myself) the idea that Obi-Wan spend some time chaperoning Leia to protect her before shifting to guard Luke isn't hard to believe


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she's doing that in public to maintain her SMV in front of the white boys but when they're in private and she's horny she's def riding that hairy cock

he heightmogs and ogremogs Han and even though she wants Luke's seed in her womb he's busy impregnating hundreds of women to spread his midichloreans, just like Anakin would've done if Obi-Wand hadn't melted his dick off in lava

Listen you crack baby...

You're making up a whole entire sexual fantasy from your own head and then showing me some wayward poster that a soap opera sci fi writer wanted to use for his story when he thought it would flop. Basically a space-porn photo to throw you off the story I guess. A story which is written in 3 simple episodic novels each with a small number of acts. I don't think Leia fucked him. Jesus Christ

 

[JayGoptri]

Lol, what are you talking about?

This is top kek

 

[Sheogorath]

Do you realize nothing you have said has any relation anything else on paper? As far as what we were given on script?

You know force powers (later explained via midichloreans) give you power.

If you are blackpilled you know how foids covet power and men with it and their genetic superiority.

Christ. Luke worship man. Your Luke worship is through the roof. I guess it's better than Han. Han is the Chad-like guy. Luke was more Incel in "A New Hope"

Yes that's because he hadn't discovered his genetic potential, kind of like how Naruto basically used to be incel too, but neither were truecels only ephemerally mentalcels

You're making up a whole entire sexual fantasy from your own head and then showing me some wayward poster that a soap opera sci fi writer wanted to use for his story when he thought it would flop. Basically a space-porn photo to throw you off the story I guess. A story which is written in 3 simple episodic novels each with a small number of acts. I don't think Leia fucked him. Jesus Christ

Why would Leia want inferior non-Force Han seed in her womb when she can have force-positive Luke-seed? Use your noggin.

Next you'll be telling me that Dumbledore is actually gay and isn't just LARPing homosexuality because he raped his little sister to death.

 

[JayGoptri]

You know force powers (later explained via midichloreans) give you power.

Um. Yes.

If you are blackpilled you know how foids covet power and men with it and their genetic superiority.

Men also cover power. But yes.

Yes that's because he hadn't discovered his genetic potential, kind of like how Naruto basically used to be incel too, but neither were truecels only ephemerally mentalcels.

Even after he discovered it, he never went back near Leia. So there was no chance for it to happen, especially if we are talking from the strict Trilogy. We can't have a discussion if we include all the various side spin offs. It's too nebulous.

Why would Leia want inferior non-Force Han seed in her womb when she can have force-positive Luke-seed? Use your noggin.

Dude, she didn't even know ANYTHING about how all this stuff works in the Trilogy. Only found out that Like has some "gift" and that she has it too (When Luke told her in the very end of RoTJ). Only Han thought she liked Luke until she gave him a major smooch. Then they fucked. Kylo pops out. Luke runs away.

Next you'll be telling me that Dumbledore is actually gay and isn't just LARPing homosexuality because he raped his little sister to death.

Huh? I don't even know what you're talking about. Dumbledore rapped his sister? I'm not a Harry Potter aficionado.

 

[Sheogorath]

Even after he discovered it, he never went back near Leia.

and Leia never took a shit because we never saw her take a shit

So there was no chance for it to happen, especially if we are talking from the strict Trilogy.

every aspect of the trilogy involves timeskips where off-camera stuff happens

unless we actually know something couldn't happen because they were on different planets or trapped in carbonite, there's a LOT of flexibility in the stories

Dude, she didn't even know ANYTHING about how all this stuff works in the Trilogy. Only found out that Like has some "gift" and that she has it too (When Luke told her in the very end of RoTJ).

that's all she needs to know - you don't think women actually have to understand the chemistry of DNA to pick Chad's do you?

Only Han thought she liked Luke until she gave him a major smooch. Then they fucked. Kylo pops out. Luke runs away.

I'm sure she fucked Han to convince him Kylo was his, but she could've vfucked them both

Huh? I don't even know what you're talking about. Dumbledore rapped his sister? I'm not a Harry Potter aficionado.

it explains everything

 

[JayGoptri]

and Leia never took a shit because we never saw her take a shit.

You already said this. My reply is above.

every aspect of the trilogy involves timeskips where off-camera stuff happens.

You can't assume off camera stuff unless when things are back ON camera something tells us it happened. But I digress. This is becoming circular.

unless we actually know something couldn't happen because they were on different planets or trapped in carbonite, there's a LOT of flexibility in the stories.

So basically your investigation has to conclude that it happened in between Episode 4 & 5. When Luke is waiting to go to Dagobah (sp)

that's all she needs to know - you don't think women actually have to understand the chemistry of DNA to pick Chad's do you?

Non-sequitur. This is a different thing entirely. A fictional story where the prevailing consensus would be there is no evidence they fucked. But okay.

I'm sure she fucked Han to convince him Kylo was his, but she could've vfucked them both.

Sure man. Okay you win. Luke fucked Leia and Kylo is their baby and we can all live depressed ever after !

it explains everything

Why? I never liked HP much. Sorry

 

[Sheogorath]

You can't assume off camera stuff unless when things are back ON camera something tells us it happened.

Yes I can, it's an educated guess based upon what we know about patterns of the world.

you win. Luke fucked Leia and Kylo is their baby

finally you see sense

 

[JayGoptri]

Yes I can, it's an educated guess based upon what we know about patterns of the world.

Sometimes Fiction is to made so we can escape the world, not see patterns where handsome guy def fucks pretty girl. That's one reason I believe Star Wars was initially successful, it was designed more innocently on purpose!

finally you see sense

I gave up. And....

..Leia is the only women in the Star Wars Trilogy so, I guess she fucked everyone? Except the Incels in her audience

 

[Sheogorath]

Sometimes Fiction is to made so we can escape the world, not see patterns where handsome guy def fucks pretty girl. That's one reason I believe Star Wars was initially successful, it was designed more innocently on purpose!

are you saying Luke was more handsome than Han?

 

[JayGoptri]

are you saying Luke was more handsome than Han?

Dude. I'm glad we're gup shupping. You're hilarious.

No[UWSL]! where did you get that from? I[/UWSL][UWSL] mean, YOU are technically saying Luke was more handsome. Cause honestly bro, force powers and all that magic mythical shit ain't real. Chad has only looks power. Yah I can't really answer a question like that. Idk. They're nearly even? But it's like faggotry territory. Who knows. I don't think George Lucas was thinking about this, he's too simp. He was just reusing some old (and his contemporary) motifs and mythological tropes, he did it clean and simple. He did it well. [/UWSL]

 

[Sheogorath]

No[UWSL]! where did you get that from? I[/UWSL][UWSL] mean, YOU are technically saying Luke was more handsome.[/UWSL]

No I'm saying that there are a lot of intelligent women who favor power and capacity for violence and influence in the world, and build their tastes around that.

In our current world that tends to be chad looks because psychic magic jedi aren't real.

In a reality where it was real, foids would amend their preferences to naturally want to get with people with magic powers to dominate enemies.

Kind of like you see foids flock to thugs who ogremax or who are fatass mafia dons.

[UWSL] Cause honestly bro, force powers and all that magic mythical shit ain't real. Chad has only looks power[/UWSL]

well yeah, Han would win IRL but in Jediverse Luke wins because foids who knew of Jedi shit would work that into their mental calculations over whose seed they covet

[UWSL]He was just reusing some old (and his contemporary) motifs and mythological tropes, he did it clean and simple. He did it well. [/UWSL]

the best SW stuff is the things he barely touched like Ahsoka in Clone Wars and Rebels

 

[JayGoptri]

No I'm saying that there are a lot of intelligent women who favor power and capacity for violence and influence in the world, and build their tastes around that.

And this is why she fucked Luke?

In our current world that tends to be chad looks because psychic magic jedi aren't real.

Yeah that's what I said. But Luke isn't a Chad and his powers were insignificant early on. Only his looks could have attracted her.

In a reality where it was real, foids would amend their preferences to naturally want to get with people with magic powers to dominate enemies.

No shit.

Kind of like you see foids flock to thugs who ogremax or who are fatass mafia dons.

Yes of course power attracts women ...and men.

well yeah, Han would win IRL but in Jediverse Luke wins because foids who knew of Jedi shit would work that into their mental calculations over whose seed they covet.

Okay I guess. Idk

the best SW stuff is the things he barely touched like Ahsoka in Clone Wars and Rebels

So that proves Luke could fuck Leia? All that Clone Wars stuff isn't really his though.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Han Soylo was murdered by his incel son.

Disney ruined Star Wars movies.

 

[LesscoBlob]

What inceldom does to a normal human being.

 

[Sheogorath]

And this is why she fucked Luke?

Yes, and she probably tried to fuck Darth but he refused because he no longer has a penis.

Yeah that's what I said. But Luke isn't a Chad and his powers were insignificant early on. Only his looks could have attracted her.

All she needed to know is that he was Padawan and that makes his penis have more potential than the most gigachad of all muggles.

the best SW stuff is the things he barely touched like Ahsoka in Clone Wars and Rebels

So that proves Luke could fuck Leia?

yes

 

[JayGoptri]

Disney ruined Star Wars movies.

I did an entire thread on this while back. But I'm happy to keep bashing them there if anyone wants to start the bashing of Disney back up !

Obi-Won Kenobi already ruined by negro actress

Well, I had like 0.1% hope that getting to have Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen in Star Wars TV show might mean it's not be a bunch of Gen Z wokeish crap, but of course can't have that, no no NO ! The introduction of this "Third Sister" played by some retarded black actress who uses...

incels.is

 

[LesscoBlob]

I did an entire thread on this while back. But I'm happy to keep bashing them there if anyone wants to start the bashing of Disney back up !

Obi-Won Kenobi already ruined by negro actress

Well, I had like 0.1% hope that getting to have Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen in Star Wars TV show might mean it's not be a bunch of Gen Z wokeish crap, but of course can't have that, no no NO ! The introduction of this "Third Sister" played by some retarded black actress who uses...

incels.is

I am 1000000% willing to bash the Sequel Trilogy again. Prequel haters GTFO

 

[JayGoptri]

I am 1000000% willing to bash the Sequel Trilogy again. Prequel haters GTFO

Hell's ya.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Hell's ya.

 

[Sheogorath]

I am 1000000% willing to bash the Sequel Trilogy again. Prequel haters GTFO

please clarify if you mean 123/456/789 tho

 

[JayGoptri]

please clarify if you mean 123/456/789 though.

Come on man...

We mean Episodes I II III & IV V VI of course

Rest are Disney Trash.

 

[LesscoBlob]

please clarify if you mean 123/456/789 tho

789. The others were great.