[SuicideFuel] I work as a custodian in an office building during the evenings and just saw some young executive walk out of the office after smashing some girl

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I was cleaning one of the empty offices and out of nowhere I seen a blonde girl walk out with messy hair, trying to straighten her clothes out and a male executive behind her. The guy was a 5’6 Korean













Slap yourself if you actually believed that. He was a tall decent looking white guy. I’m not too mad as he’s actually been cool the few times I’ve interacted with him. He must have felt like a boss getting his dick sucked in his office. This is sexual territory we will NEVER know. We’d get HR called on us if we even looked in a blonde white girls direction at work
 
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imagine being so turned on by cleaning up after a chad that you literally want to lick his cum stains and can't wait to write about his sexual adventures on an incel board

it's over for you my friend
 
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imagine being so turned on by cleaning up after a chad that you literally want to lick his cum stains and can't wait to write about his sexual adventures on an incel board

it's over for you my friend
It’s been over since I was a twinkle in my fathers eyes
 
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Ricecels GTFIH! :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:
 
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@IlIlllllIlIl looks like ur not the only janitorcel here
 
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@IlIlllllIlIl looks like ur not the only janitorcel here
I laughed when you wrote 5’6” Korean, of course it was a white Chad. Fuck, I want to bang my blonde wife, never going to happen though.
 
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black mail him
 
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Got couple of questions bro.
1.) Are you 5'2"?
2.) Are you curry?
3.) Are you norwooding?
4.) If you sort of know that exec, in this #MeToo age, what do you think made him confident he won't be destroyed later on? You said 'decent looking', you gotta be gigachad to be immune to sexual allegations.
5.) I've read these kinds of scenarios in hentai manga. What I'm wondering is how on earth can the mangakas draw these scenarios impeccably, if we're assuming they're incel-tier men as well.
 
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Get the female fired, motherfucker.
 
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I’m not too mad as he’s actually been cool the few times I’ve interacted with him.
Chad worshippers FFS
 
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I can't hate Chads, they give sluts the treatment they deserve.
 
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Chad's life is like an alternate reality
 
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Got couple of questions bro.
1.) Are you 5'2"?
2.) Are you curry?
3.) Are you norwooding?
4.) If you sort of know that exec, in this #MeToo age, what do you think made him confident he won't be destroyed later on? You said 'decent looking', you gotta be gigachad to be immune to sexual allegations.
5.) I've read these kinds of scenarios in hentai manga. What I'm wondering is how on earth can the mangakas draw these scenarios impeccably, if we're assuming they're incel-tier men as well.
Simply being tall, white and not ugly places him above 95 percent of men
 
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Get them both fired. Don't let Chad's halo effect get him out of this.
 
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I shouldn't have read anything because I that was suifuel
 
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Did you mop up his cum stains?
 
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Grade A sui fuel, I talking about doing this to girls as chadfish but knowing chads are actually doing it daily makes it 10 times worse
 
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Grade A sui fuel, I talking about doing this to girls as chadfish but knowing chads are actually doing it daily makes it 10 times worse
Whats worse is knowing not only chad have this, but tallfags, and a buncha normscum have women willingly sucking their dick for free too

About 50, maybe 60% of male population have women willingly sleeping with them and sucking them off, at least in their youth. :feelsrope: :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:

Even if most normscums have to resort to betabuxxing / escort in their 30s, at least they got something in their youth...:musicfeels:
Ill only ever know escort, maybe betabuxxing in the future :feelshaha::feelsrope:kek suifuel
 
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I was cleaning one of the empty offices and out of nowhere I seen a blonde girl walk out with messy hair, trying to straighten her clothes out and a male executive behind her. The guy was a 5’6 Korean













Slap yourself if you actually believed that. He was a tall decent looking white guy. I’m not too mad as he’s actually been cool the few times I’ve interacted with him. He must have felt like a boss getting his dick sucked in his office. This is sexual territory we will NEVER know. We’d get HR called on us if we even looked in a blonde white girls direction at work
I saw "5'6 Korean" and i was about to say that this never happened. This is coming from a 5'8 korean
 
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Chad's life is like an alternate reality
I literally wouldn’t have believed shit like this happens if you told me this 24 hours ago. Turns out shit like this happens, just not to us, Chad only
 
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Ricecels GTFIH! :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:
My hopes kind of went up when i saw "5'6 korean" but after taking the blackpill, i prevented myself from getting to optimistic and i was proved right again.
 
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He is getting Me Tooed at some point. Smart chads need to know not to bang coworkers.
 
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suifuel man. Must be a nightmare work there.
 
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Good post OP. I laughed as soon as I read 5'6 Korean tbh ngl
 
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Update: Happened again tonight lmao. Made accidental eye contact with the foid this time
 
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Update: Happened again tonight lmao. Make accidental eye contact with the foid this time
should've recorded and blackmailed the both of them.
 
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It's basically cope, but a lot of this behavior isn't really that appealing since it's clearly just LARPing some scene they saw in a movie. I see that shit all the time, foids trying to do a "cinematic" airport goodbye and such. Of course the guy has to be white for the "scene" to make sense.
 
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It's basically cope, but a lot of this behavior isn't really that appealing since it's clearly just LARPing some scene they saw in a movie. I see that shit all the time, foids trying to do a "cinematic" airport goodbye and such. Of course the guy has to be white for the "scene" to make sense.
Dude still got his dick sucked and probably went balls deep
 
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Dude still got his dick sucked and probably went balls deep
I don't know how high up the corporate ladder the guy is, but his sexual pleasure is probably cope too. He's most likely just larping as a "mover and shaker" but is really just a mid-level corporate bureaucrat. Society needs a page 1 rewrite for everybody.
 
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should've recorded and blackmailed the both of them.
Obviously, opportunity missed

I’m cool with the Chadlite
This mindset right here is why your life is trash and why it will always be trash - "This guy mogging me is nice to me likely out of sympathy, he doesn't joke about me in my face and probably does it behind my back, so that makes him a good perso,n and I can't risk ruining my imaginary friendship with Chadlite" (I literally feel sick listening to you)

I would have set up cameras in that room long ago, made multiple recordings of the escapade, and then blackmail that bitch for a blow job, but nah, just keep mopping up Chads cum every night and accepting his pity interactions with you as payment

Just put one audio recording device in that room, and I'll bet those two are making fun of you before they start fucking

Blonde: "That loser is there every night, you think he's on to us"
Chad: "Nah, even if he is, he thinks were cool, loser probably thinks were friends, he won't rat us out"

In most cases I advise against suicide, but I always happen upon a rare case of someone so pathetic that I recommend it, because they'll always be a loser based on the person they choose to be, they are hopeless, you are such an individual, no matter how many opportunities life presents you will always let them pass you by
 
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sigh...

i don't know, man, this just feels so depressing
Yup very. Fucked me when it first happened last week
Obviously, opportunity missed



This mindset right here is why your life is trash and why it will always be trash - "This guy mogging me is nice to me likely out of sympathy, he doesn't joke about me in my face and probably does it behind my back, so that makes him a good perso,n and I can't risk ruining my imaginary friendship with Chadlite" (I literally feel sick listening to you)

I would have set up cameras in that room long ago, made multiple recordings of the escapade, and then blackmail that bitch for a blow job, but nah, just keep mopping up Chads cum every night and accepting his pity interactions with you as payment

Just put one audio recording device in that room, and I'll bet those two are making fun of you before they start fucking

Blonde: "That loser is there every night, you think he's on to us"
Chad: "Nah, even if he is, he thinks were cool, loser probably thinks were friends, he won't rat us out"

In most cases I advise against suicide, but I always happen upon a rare case of someone so pathetic that I recommend it, because they'll always be a loser based on the person they choose to be, they are hopeless, you are such an individual, no matter how many opportunities life presents you will always let them pass you by
Lmao
 
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