Serious If we all learned how to suck our own dicks we would no longer need foids

[Incel Prime]

I was thinking long and hard on this and I came up with this idea. If all men learn how to achieve this it's one less thing Women have over us. It will also hold us over til the Sex androids. I have provided a guide that will assist us in learning how.

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/avn748/how-to-suck-your-own-dick

 

[Weightcel]

Weren't you saying in some other thread that sucking your own dick is gay?

 

[Mongolianwizard]

When I was younger and more flexible I figured out how to do this. I could suck the tip. I nutted on my own face and never did it again.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Weren't you saying in some other thread that sucking your own dick is gay?

Are you saying that being gay is bad? Homophobe.

 

[Weightcel]

Are you saying that being gay is bad? Homophobe.

You should be saying that to OP, not me.

 

[theultimate341]

My dick is too small

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Couldn't you make the same argument about jacking off?
"If you can masturbate, why need a woman?"

 

[Incel Prime]

You should be saying that to OP, not me.

I won't deny it. I did say it was gay. But after thinking about it the pro's out weigh the cons.

Couldn't you make the same argument about jacking off?
"If you can masturbate, why need a woman?"

Not the same. Masturbating isn't the same as getting your dick sucked.

 

[Gremlincel]

 

[UndercovrNormie]

I won't deny it. I did say it was gay. But after thinking about it the pro's out weigh the cons.

Not the same. Masturbating isn't the same as getting your dick sucked.

I guess, but how are they intrinsically separate if you're doing it to yourself?

 

[tiredofthisshit]

low iq

 

[Incel Prime]

I guess, but how are they intrinsically separate if you're doing it to yourself?

It's more or less the fact you can do it yourself and don't require female assistance. It's one less thing they can try to control us with.

 

[UndercovrNormie]

It's more or less the fact you can do it yourself and don't require female assistance. It's one less thing they can try to control us with.

Oh, okay.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

You could just as well get a fleshlight then. There are silicones today that feel exactly like real flesh...

 

[Incel Prime]

You could just as well get a fleshlight then. There are silicones today that feel exactly like real flesh...

I had a few of those before. they weren't that great and the process of cleaning them sucked. Plus very expensive. Also hiding it was a pain.

My dick is too small

The guide never said your dick has to be a certain size. I'm guessing you can do it if you over stretch.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Put it in a box you can lock up or a big money casette. Rinse with hot water. When did you buy yours? I heard the newest generations are godlike.

 

[Felix97]

Wouldn‘t even feel like a bj... It‘s the same thing as trying to tickle yourself. Doesn‘t work. I had a foid touching me around my neck once, my whole body had goosebumps. It‘s a completely different sensation if somebody else touches you or sucks your dick.

 

[Incel Prime]

Put it in a box you can lock up or a big money casette. Rinse with hot water. When did you buy yours? I heard the newest generations are godlike.

I bought one in 2013. Then another in 2014. They were the pornstar edition ones.

 

[Deleted member 8499]

I'd rather jack it off

 

[Hunter]

fake and gay

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I meant Fleshlight in general. There are cheaper copies on the market, but with the same silicone.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Not the same. Masturbating isn't the same as getting your dick sucked.

I already did it and its trash. Its not arousing.

Are serious or this is thread just trolling?

 

[DyingInside]

I tried to do this a few times. I was actually successful once, but I never tried again because it felt too weird and it hurt my back and made it really fucking sore.

 

[Incel Prime]

I meant Fleshlight in general. There are cheaper copies on the market, but with the same silicone.

You do know what the reply button is for right?

I already did it and its trash. Its not arousing.

Are serious or this is thread just trolling?

No I'm serious. Did you suck your own dick or did you escortcel?

I tried to do this a few times. I was actually successful once, but I never tried again because it felt too weird and it hurt my back and made it really fucking sore.

Did it feel ok?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

No I'm serious. Did you suck your own dick or did you escortcel?

The former thing. I am not proud of it

 

[ElfCake]

I heard it feels more like sucking a dick then getting blown.

 

[VisVoi]

You can get fleshlights, realdolls, etc. Why is sucking your own dick any better than these?

 

[DyingInside]

You do know what the reply button is for right?

No I'm serious. Did you suck your own dick or did you escortcel?

Did it feel ok?

eh, it didn't really feel that great, it wasn't really comfortable either. I prefer my hand tbh and its less work too

 

[Haywire]

im not flexible enough and looks like id need a really long dick too.

 

[deadman123]

Blacks have the biggest dicks in the world only they would have that option. Other races do not go by that rule so

 

[Deleted member 4159]

 

[Deleted member 60]

My dick is too small

I heard it feels more like sucking a dick then getting blown.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

I'd rather jack it off

Or just buy a fleshlight

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Stupid thread, stop trolling

 

[Incel Prime]

Well this made it on to cuck tears

Stupid thread, stop trolling

Im not

 

[Bagelcel]

lmaoo are you trying to get to cucktears or youtube videos?

Also how about we just all suck each others dicks instead of sucking our own

 

[Incel Prime]

lmaoo are you trying to get to cucktears or youtube videos?

Also how about we just all suck each others dicks instead of sucking our own

Well i got to both today so im no longer trying

 

[Evildoer]

Also how about we just all suck each others dicks instead of sucking our own

Users with anime avis are always bottom ones, tbhtbh

 

[RopeShow]

lmaoo are you trying to get to cucktears or youtube videos?

Also how about we just all suck each others dicks instead of sucking our own

Mega incel 69 party boyoooooos

I ain't sucking no Dick tho fuck that

lmaoo are you trying to get to cucktears or youtube videos?

Also how about we just all suck each others dicks instead of sucking our own

Mega incel 69 party boyoooooos

I ain't sucking no Dick tho fuck that

 

[Rensudesu]

I can suck my own dick but it's painful and I still want an emotional connection with a foid, terrible cope idea

 

[Lux]

Will not solve but is fine, still not good and the cum would not feel accomplished like breeding-like and moouth-cummming on a female

 

[Mecoja]

Wouldn‘t even feel like a bj... It‘s the same thing as trying to tickle yourself. Doesn‘t work. I had a foid touching me around my neck once, my whole body had goosebumps. It‘s a completely different sensation if somebody else touches you or sucks your dick.

Youre right bannedcel, i got my belly shaved by a nurse, being touched by another person was a completely foreign feeling.