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IM GOING TO ASCEND

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Im gonna do MMA and then win nationally then win internationally then go to the UFC, defeat everyone, and ascend with my Oneitis and be rich and be happy (in video game)
 
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dont forget about her 5 bastard children
 
Stop dreaming OP
 
ascending to Jannah with 72 virgins. are you planning an istishad attack in GTA 6?!?!?
 
Im gonna do MMA and then win nationally then win internationally then go to the UFC, defeat everyone, and ascend with my Oneitis and be rich and be happy.
Cope, the people you would be competing against have been training since they could walk.
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Nope they'll get rekt by Paki chad (me)
MMA has no presence in Pakistan, plus you’re like 16. It would be a long road before you could even compete amateur. Go look at that kids wrestling accolades that got recently signed to the UFC. He started wrestling 6, or so. Has 20 years of experience under his belt. You should try regardless though.
 
MMA has no presence in Pakistan, plus you’re like 16. It would be a long road before you could even compete amateur. Go look at that kids wrestling accolades that got recently signed to the UFC. He started wrestling 6, or so. Has 20 years of experience under his belt. You should try regardless though.
Yeah you're probably right over for me
 

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