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in this thread, we admit something we've always been lying about ourselves.

idkwattodowithlife

idkwattodowithlife

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ill go first,

the truth is that im not a high t alpha male (like ive always claimed to be on this forum), im actually a low t beta effeminate beta male.

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now its your turn or move, so show yourselves.
 
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I thought you would admit that you always lied about being NOT Sergeant :(
 
being brutally honest with yourself is the foundation of the black pill
 
My highest masturbate count was not 50 but around the 30s
 
I would fuck a wigged transexual Chad or Tyrone like Natalie Mars, I dont care anymore.
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JFL if you wouldnt fuck a wigged Chad
 
I am actually Kointo.
 
I am not a virgin.
 
I like anime girls more than real women, especially the cute blonde ones.
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No! How could this be? D:
Oh well.
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I thought you would admit that you always lied about being NOT Sergeant :(
im too low iq to be sergeant, but thanks for reminding me about him, im gonna blow up him his DM's right now.

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being brutally honest with yourself is the foundation of the black pill
is it? i didnt really know about that

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My highest masturbate count was not 50 but around the 30s
makes me feel like dekim is BSing as well.

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I am actually Kointo.
oh stop it you

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I'm not straight.
good luck dealing with that shit in the middle east.


Nice b8 m8
i dont think it was a bait?

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I am not exactly living in Hamburg but I just said the city to not dox myself. (I live in a smaller rural region in nothern Germany)
huh? now hang on....

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i think thats a pretty smart move! i should start doing that more!!!!

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I am mod on IncelTears.

Inb4 ban.

Jk.
 
huh? now hang on....

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i think thats pretty smart! i should start doing that more!!!!

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The megumin gif is super cute

Yeah it wouldn't be hard to find me if I said the name of the village. It literally changes nothing.
But I have no idea how you could use this for other things
 
I dont have aspergers or autism

I dont even have depression lol
 
Youre thinking of tellem tyrone
I have nothing against you and I think you are an og poster of this site but I mean let's go through your stats, shall we?
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-5'11-6
-A Normie face - high tier Normie face (Depends on the picture)
-White or you at least appear like a white guy
-A decent sized 7.5 donger
-No autism
-No depression
-Not bald
-Not an oldcel

Where are your major flaws?
 
I have nothing against you and I think you are an og poster of this site but I mean let's go through your stats, shall we?
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-5'11-6
-A Normie face - high tier Normie face (Depends on the picture)
-White or you at least appear like a white guy
-A decent sized 7.5 donger
-No autism
-No depression
-Not bald
-Not an oldcel

Where are your major flaws?

I guess im just unattractive in the eyes of women, not sure lol
 
I guess im just unattractive in the eyes of women, not sure lol
You got some decent Tinder matches in various countries. I do not buy this excuse. The standards on Tinder are even higher than in real life.

I do not care because I am not sensitive and it is your life after all.
 
I've been hugged before by female that weren't family members, I just think saying i'm a KHHV is more powerful and seems more meaningful than KV.
Also it's not as if those hugs were romantic or anything, so i'll continue to call myself a KHHV.
 
that I am NT and not boring :feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry:
 
I am and always will be a Kointo alt.

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You are pretty much a larper at this point lol
luckily ive never ever been a larper. there's no evidence that proves that im a larper.

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I've been hugged before by female that weren't family members, I just think saying i'm a KHHV is more powerful and seems more meaningful than KV.
Also it's not as if those hugs were romantic or anything, so i'll continue to call myself a KHHV.
lol

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that I am NT and not boring :feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry:
judging by the way you were on discord, you do seem a little NT tho.


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has the server got nuked or something anyway?
 
My body does not look good.
 
I have nothing against you and I think you are an og poster of this site but I mean let's go through your stats, shall we?
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-5'11-6
-A Normie face - high tier Normie face (Depends on the picture)
-White or you at least appear like a white guy
-A decent sized 7.5 donger
-No autism
-No depression
-Not bald
-Not an oldcel

Where are your major flaws?
I'm convinced he would rather spend time on this site than have a GF, tbh. Not a bad poster, as you said, but, I see no reason for him to be incel.
 
I'm convinced he would rather spend time on this site than have a GF, tbh. Not a bad poster, as you said, but, I see no reason for him to be incel.
That is definitely true. You know it is over when you prefer posting on a forum for depressed virgins than fucking girls.
detective conan? eh?

cute

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It is a pretty good show and I want to watch it again.
Getting into this show is quite easy because the anime is episodic
 
Im not as truecel as i let believe. I had chances when I was younger and 1 or 2 in the past year (or maybe I'm just deluding myself)
 
I lie about nothing
I have nothing against you and I think you are an og poster of this site but I mean let's go through your stats, shall we?
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-5'11-6
-A Normie face - high tier Normie face (Depends on the picture)
-White or you at least appear like a white guy
-A decent sized 7.5 donger
-No autism
-No depression
-Not bald
-Not an oldcel

Where are your major flaws?
lack of social skills

he has a 7.5inch dick???!?:rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:
 
I lie about nothing

lack of social skills

he has a 7.5inch dick???!?:rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:
Yeah he has no negative qualities that would make him an Incel. The 7.5 figure is self reported though
 
Uhh...well...you see....
 
I dont lie about anything to myself
It comes with being blackpilled
 
im an incel
just kidding that one is true
 

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