"Oh you're 28, your pissflaps are blowing in the wind and you're worried about getting older and not being good enough for a one night stand for Chad anymore? Don't worry qween, just look at Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston, and Jennifer Lopez. They still look great in their 40s and 50s. Live your life princess! Don't let anyone hold you back! Spread your wings!"
Meanwhile her looksmatch is staring in the mirror crying and wondering what the fuck he can do to make himself even remotely acceptable to ANY girl and he has been doing the same for 20 years!
Imagine sitting there as a man thinking "well Brad Pitt still looks good so I've got some time left"
Meanwhile her looksmatch is staring in the mirror crying and wondering what the fuck he can do to make himself even remotely acceptable to ANY girl and he has been doing the same for 20 years!
Imagine sitting there as a man thinking "well Brad Pitt still looks good so I've got some time left"
