"Touch Grass, Get a Life...."
The point of this thread is not to talk about looks, although it matters shit-tons in this case, but that still is not my point.
You, Nigga Niggerson, decided to finally get away from your RGB gayming computer and as your mom says, "touch grass" and step away from your monster energy drinks that has been torturing your liver for ages.
Now, your mom asks you to "get a job" so you can take care of the household; All is going good, you've got a humble Ford car, nice clothing and a fresh haircut....Except there is an issue.
There is an app named Instagram, available on mobile devices; I'm sure you already know what it is by now, the app where normies post their shit to flex and pretty much serve as a necessary, second job that is thinly disguised as "writing memories".
This app serves as the new, globalized caste system that is less escapable than even the Indian caste system, which is notorious for segregating people into 'classes'.
What would put you into low caste:
Lack of followers (say, under 200-500)
Inactivity (Not posting a story/post every few days)
"Controversial" Content like politics
Autistic pictures like mirror selfies
Bad at taking photos
Not enough group pictures with friends
Not chatting up people often
You may say, but I can fake all of this! AI and sheeeet! Well, actually, even if you botted your followers and generated photos, none of that will be sustainable. You will have to keep up with your activity, or you'll either be low caste or become a ghost, which is just as bad as the former.
Yes, I know what you're probably thinking by now...."But I don't want sex, so none of that matters!" and you'd not be more wrong. Lack of a 'normie' instagram profile penalizes you in professional/casual life way more than sexuality.
Penalties if you are 'low caste':
Less chance to get a job
Harder to maintain your job (low job security)
Harder to maintain friendship
Harder to get a girlfriend
People will think you're a weirdo
Generally lower social status
TLDR; Being active on instagram, along with strict prerequisites, is necessary to function on a decent level in the modern society, and by I mean modern society, I meant the whole planet.
I really dislike social media, it has ruined the way we socialize, and just puts more stress onto us all. Why do I have to post shit about my life that no one (not even myself) will care about? Ah yes, I had a cake, who the fuck really cares????
The point of this thread is not to talk about looks, although it matters shit-tons in this case, but that still is not my point.
You, Nigga Niggerson, decided to finally get away from your RGB gayming computer and as your mom says, "touch grass" and step away from your monster energy drinks that has been torturing your liver for ages.
Now, your mom asks you to "get a job" so you can take care of the household; All is going good, you've got a humble Ford car, nice clothing and a fresh haircut....Except there is an issue.
There is an app named Instagram, available on mobile devices; I'm sure you already know what it is by now, the app where normies post their shit to flex and pretty much serve as a necessary, second job that is thinly disguised as "writing memories".
This app serves as the new, globalized caste system that is less escapable than even the Indian caste system, which is notorious for segregating people into 'classes'.
What would put you into low caste:
Lack of followers (say, under 200-500)
Inactivity (Not posting a story/post every few days)
"Controversial" Content like politics
Autistic pictures like mirror selfies
Bad at taking photos
Not enough group pictures with friends
Not chatting up people often
You may say, but I can fake all of this! AI and sheeeet! Well, actually, even if you botted your followers and generated photos, none of that will be sustainable. You will have to keep up with your activity, or you'll either be low caste or become a ghost, which is just as bad as the former.
Yes, I know what you're probably thinking by now...."But I don't want sex, so none of that matters!" and you'd not be more wrong. Lack of a 'normie' instagram profile penalizes you in professional/casual life way more than sexuality.
Penalties if you are 'low caste':
Less chance to get a job
Harder to maintain your job (low job security)
Harder to maintain friendship
Harder to get a girlfriend
People will think you're a weirdo
Generally lower social status
TLDR; Being active on instagram, along with strict prerequisites, is necessary to function on a decent level in the modern society, and by I mean modern society, I meant the whole planet.
I really dislike social media, it has ruined the way we socialize, and just puts more stress onto us all. Why do I have to post shit about my life that no one (not even myself) will care about? Ah yes, I had a cake, who the fuck really cares????
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