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Theory Just be Top 1 percent in something theory

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If you had a male model face, you'd get laid even if you were a turbo manlet. Just have a gigachad face bro.
If you were 7 foot tall, you'd get laid easy. Just be taller than the average nba player bro
If you had a 9 inch dick, you could get laid running big dick game. Just have a monster schlong bro
If you had the status of a celebrity, you'd get laid easy on fame. Just be a male celebrity bro
If you had millions of dollars, you would have gold diggers interested in you. Just be a multi milllionaire bro

Notice how I didn't mention race, and that's because being white in and of itself is useless if you are dogshit ugly or even if you are near average in an area that is predominantly white.

Just be top 1 percent bro
 
I would be a gigaslayer if I was in the top 1% of personalities
 
If i was human id slay

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It's a mog or be mogged world.
 
If you had a 9 inch dick, you could get laid running big dick game. Just have a monster schlong bro
I hear this said a lot but how exactly? conveying this information to a woman in an appropriate way, especially as an incel tier male, and having her believe you would seem extremely difficult. if a subhuman told a woman that he has a 9 inch cock she would either not believe him, be repulsed by him, call the cops or all of the above
 
I hear this said a lot but how exactly? conveying this information to a woman in an appropriate way, especially as an incel tier male, and having her believe you would seem extremely difficult. if a subhuman told a woman that he has a 9 inch cock she would either not believe him, be repulsed by him, call the cops or all of the above
there are websites out there where you can advertise your big cock.

also seen it used on tinder
 
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If you had a male model face, you'd get laid even if you were a turbo manlet. Just have a gigachad face bro.
If you were 7 foot tall, you'd get laid easy. Just be taller than the average nba player bro
If you had a 9 inch dick, you could get laid running big dick game. Just have a monster schlong bro
If you had the status of a celebrity, you'd get laid easy on fame. Just be a male celebrity bro
If you had millions of dollars, you would have gold diggers interested in you. Just be a multi milllionaire bro

Notice how I didn't mention race, and that's because being white in and of itself is useless if you are dogshit ugly or even if you are near average in an area that is predominantly white.

Just be top 1 percent bro
That's legit except the "be 7 ft tall part". Unlike looks, dick, money and status, height alone can't get you laid
 
That's legit except the "be 7 ft tall part". Unlike looks, dick, money and status, height alone can't get you laid
@Words2_live_bye and @OverBeforeItBegan argue that being 6'4 is enough. I said 7 foot just for humor purposes.

I'm not sure what the best height is though. I'd say the taller the better. although @Edmund_Kemper says 6'1 is the best
 
That's legit except the "be 7 ft tall part". Unlike looks, dick, money and status, height alone can't get you laid
Yes, height alone will get you laid. You’d need to have a legit piece of dog shit for a face to be an incel at 6’4+
Height is a dimorphic trait. Foids love tall men.


@Words2_live_bye and @OverBeforeItBegan argue that being 6'4 is enough. I said 7 foot just for humor purposes.

I'm not sure what the best height is though. I'd say the taller the better. although @Edmund_Kemper says 6'1 is the best

At 6’1 you’d barely even stand out in a crowd of young white and black males.
 
@Words2_live_bye and @OverBeforeItBegan argue that being 6'4 is enough. I said 7 foot just for humor purposes.

I'm not sure what the best height is though. I'd say the taller the better. although @Edmund_Kemper says 6'1 is the best
I mean, regardless of what the ideal height might be, it still doesn't grant you to get laid. Whereas and ideal face or ideal dick do
 
At 6’1 you’d barely even stand out in a crowd of young white and black males.
tbh, it's only a little above average
Yes, height alone will get you laid. You’d need to have a legit piece of dog shit for a face to be an incel at 6’4+
Height is a dimorphic trait. Foids love tall men.
yeah sub3 face would screw you over when you're super tall
 
women hate 99% of men
 
welcome to the world of social media

aren't you glad that WW2 and homos like Alan Turing were able to give you computers 20-30 years earlier?

thank god we avoided the evil dark age of another few decades without the internet and social media
 
I hear this said a lot but how exactly? conveying this information to a woman in an appropriate way, especially as an incel tier male, and having her believe you would seem extremely difficult. if a subhuman told a woman that he has a 9 inch cock she would either not believe him, be repulsed by him, call the cops or all of the above
Also worth noting is that she wouldn't find the information that extraordinary. Girl inches is a thing. Her 6 inch ex probably lied and told her it was 8 inches and she took his word for it. She would think your 9incher is just above average rather than humongous. That being said having a big dick allows one to find many size queen FWBs, but for that you need to be at least slightly above average in other departments. Dick is the least useful one in terms of being in the 1 percent.
 
I hear this said a lot but how exactly? conveying this information to a woman in an appropriate way, especially as an incel tier male, and having her believe you would seem extremely difficult. if a subhuman told a woman that he has a 9 inch cock she would either not believe him, be repulsed by him, call the cops or all of the above
Also worth noting is that she wouldn't find the information that extraordinary. Girl inches is a thing. Her 6 inch ex probably lied and told her it was 8 inches and she took his word for it. She would think your 9incher is just above average rather than humongous. That being said having a big dick allows one to find many size queen FWBs, but for that you need to be at least slightly above average in other departments. Dick is the least useful one in terms of being in the 1 percent.
well yes,

if you have 9 inches you should fraud to at least 10 inches, maybe 11

@Grothendieck says that if you're not height and dick frauding by an inch minimum you're bluepilled
 
well yes,

if you have 9 inches you should fraud to at least 10 inches, maybe 11

@Grothendieck says that if you're not height and dick frauding by an inch minimum you're bluepilled
I wish I had an 8×6 cock with a mushroom top :feelsbadman: that shit would increase my confidence so much :feelsrope:
 
I'm in the 1% of loneliness. How about that?
 
I'm in the 1% of loneliness. How about that?
cope

like i mentioned, being white won't save you because there are so many whites

as for loneliness, since there are so many lonely men (incels and nearcels) being lonely means nothing

:kys:
 
cope

like i mentioned, being white won't save you because there are so many whites

as for loneliness, since there are so many lonely men (incels and nearcels) being lonely means nothing

:kys:
i was shitposting
 
First one hits home.
 
I hear this said a lot but how exactly? conveying this information to a woman in an appropriate way, especially as an incel tier male, and having her believe you would seem extremely difficult. if a subhuman told a woman that he has a 9 inch cock she would either not believe him, be repulsed by him, call the cops or all of the above
It probably wouldn't help you to get a relationship but it would give you a huge hand to get sex and ONS. Obviously you have to find the right way to advertise. You can't just go to a bar and approach some foid claiming you have a big dick.
But there's plenty o cuckold communities online where cucks crave to have a well endowed man fuck the shit out of her wife. They don't care if you're ugly, you just have to have a big dick. And being at least toned would be a plus I guess
 
I hear this said a lot but how exactly? conveying this information to a woman in an appropriate way, especially as an incel tier male, and having her believe you would seem extremely difficult. if a subhuman told a woman that he has a 9 inch cock she would either not believe him, be repulsed by him, call the cops or all of the above
apparently the best way is to post bulge pics with clear outlines
 
You are def top 1% of gorrilas. Enjoy the gorrila pussy bro human foids are over rated.
I would much prefer a human foid with a fat ass

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ye but white can ascend with ethnic foids if they are top 25% in anything or above average in all
 
I am not the top 1% of anything
 
If you had a male model face, you'd get laid even if you were a turbo manlet. Just have a gigachad face bro.
If you were 7 foot tall, you'd get laid easy. Just be taller than the average nba player bro
If you had a 9 inch dick, you could get laid running big dick game. Just have a monster schlong bro
If you had the status of a celebrity, you'd get laid easy on fame. Just be a male celebrity bro
If you had millions of dollars, you would have gold diggers interested in you. Just be a multi milllionaire bro

Notice how I didn't mention race, and that's because being white in and of itself is useless if you are dogshit ugly or even if you are near average in an area that is predominantly white.

Just be top 1 percent bro

I now HATe the word "bro."

It's arrogance at its finest.
 
I now HATe the word "bro."

It's arrogance at its finest.
I hate whiny ethincs like you.

It's victim mentality, the ultimate in narcissism at it's finest.
 
I hate whiny ethincs like you.

It's victim mentality, the ultimate in narcissism at it's finest.

Ironic this Personality Inkwell niggerfaggot is criticizing me about victim mentality when you're whining about not being top 1% LOLOL.

"i hAtE wHiNy eThNiCs lIkE yOu"

lol if it wasn't for me you would officially be at the bottom of the hierarchy, and you would be destined to lie down and rot. Be thankful there are manlet ricecels like me, along with curries, abos, and sand niggers in this world to make sure you whitey fucks are not complete utter trash.
 
Ironic this Personality Inkwell niggerfaggot is criticizing me about victim mentality when you're whining about not being top 1% LOLOL.

"i hAtE wHiNy eThNiCs lIkE yOu"

lol if it wasn't for me you would officially be at the bottom of the hierarchy, and you would be destined to lie down and rot. Be thankful there are manlet ricecels like me, along with curries, abos, and sand niggers in this world to make sure you whitey fucks are not complete utter trash.
lmao you moron

the point of the thread was to parody women's high standards
 
lmao you moron

the point of the thread was to parody women's high standards

and my point is to parody your high standards for foids. You're white. If you wanted a landwhale you could. I'm a ricecel and all whites would reject me because im a fucking ricecel. There's plenty of white trash that would love to give you a hug you little shitstain.

Also be thankful you could also get a trash rice foid too if you really wanted.
 
and my point is to parody your high standards for foids. You're white. If you wanted a landwhale you could. I'm a ricecel and all whites would reject me because im a fucking ricecel. There's plenty of white trash that would love to give you a hug you little shitstain.

Also be thankful you could also get a trash rice foid too if you really wanted.
i've tried to get noodles and failed. but keep thinking 4/10 white incels get noodles for existing.
 
Tbh I don't think you have to be 7ft tall to be amongst the top 1% of men heightwise, I think being 6'5 is good enough in that regard.

If you had millions of dollars, you would have gold diggers interested in you. Just be a multi milllionaire bro

Notice how I didn't mention race, and that's because being white in and of itself is useless if you are dogshit ugly or even if you are near average in an area that is predominantly white.

Just be top 1 percent bro

The same is true the financial 1%, so to speak. Thanks to economic segregation, being financially stable in and of itself does nothing for your social status when you're in an area that is predominantly full of financially stable individuals. If you or your parents earn enough to be in the top 1%, you will socialize with people who are already in the top 1%. You will work with people who are also in the top 1%. You will attend school with people whose families are in the top 1%. You will live in a neighbourhood filled with the top 1%.

I'm not poor, but I was terribly wealthmogged at my prep boarding school, and I am also wealthmogged at uni. I am sure that the same is true for burgercels currently attending an elite undergraduate institution. According to the New York Times, there are 38 U.S. colleges who have more students from the top 1% than the bottom 60%. You think there's anything impressive about a few million dollars? It's over if you're ugly and your parents aren't featured on Forbes.
 
Tbh I don't think you have to be 7ft tall to be amongst the top 1% of men heightwise, I think being 6'5 is good enough in that regard.



The same is true the financial 1%, so to speak. Thanks to economic segregation, being financially stable in and of itself does nothing for your social status when you're in an area that is predominantly full of financially stable individuals. If you or your parents earn enough to be in the top 1%, you will socialize with people who are already in the top 1%. You will work with people who are also in the top 1%. You will attend school with people whose families are in the top 1%. You will live in a neighbourhood filled with the top 1%.

I'm not poor, but I was terribly wealthmogged at my prep boarding school, and I am also wealthmogged at uni. I am sure that the same is true for burgercels currently attending an elite undergraduate institution. According to the New York Times, there are 38 U.S. colleges who have more students from the top 1% than the bottom 60%. You think there's anything impressive about a few million dollars? It's over if you're ugly and your parents aren't featured on Forbes.
yeah i feel you. people give you shit for being rich, but you're not THAT loaded it seems. just upper middle class. although you do fuck tons of escorts so you mog me in that department.
 
yeah i feel you. people give you shit for being rich, but you're not THAT loaded it seems. just upper middle class. although you do fuck tons of escorts so you mog me in that department.

I've never pretended to be part of the super-rich, I just wanted to bring a more global perspective to inceldom in my posts.

On a side note, I really should elaborate on my previous post. I think economic segregation and polarization is a real issue in much of the developed world, especially in the United States, where public education is primarily organized at the local and state level.

This following image shows two maps of Chicago, each census tract colour-coded by their mean income relative to that of the city's, in two different years.

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The most striking difference is that by the late 2010s, there are almost no "middle-income" neighbourhoods in Chicago anymore. You're either part of the "haves" or the "have nots". Over the last few decades, anyone who could careermaxx and save enough money to live in the blue areas did so, meaning that many yellow areas gradually turned red. The impact of these trends on our community manifests itself in two ways:

1) If you're an ugly male born in one of the blue areas, you're competing with the Chads and Stacies in the blue areas, not with everyone else. This means you're facing more intense competition, financially and socially, than your parents did when they grew up in a more economically diverse yellow area.

2) If you're an ugly male born into one of the red areas, well, sucks for you, man. You attend a run-down school with chain-link fences. Social mobility is a joke; apart from a couple of Chads and Tyrones who earn an athletic scholarship, you know maybe one or two people who have degrees, so you don't exactly have the best role models if your goal is to climb into the ranks of the upper-middle-class. Grocery stores don't want to open in your area, so you live in a food desert and almost never eat fresh fruit or vegetables. The only sex workers in your area are obese, diseased hags in their 40s who desperately need their next fix of oxycontin, because no Stacy in her right mind would operate in a parking lot for $30 a pop when she could be seeing a richfag in the Ritz-Carlton for 20x the price.
 
Based & high IQ thread.
 
i've tried to get noodles and failed. but keep thinking 4/10 white incels get noodles for existing.

1. 90 Day Fiance. Big Ed. He's 2/10 at best.

2. Man with no arms or legs got a noodle wife.

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3. https://theconversation.com/asian-guys-stereotyped-and-excluded-in-online-dating-130855

Rice men twice as likely to be single as Rice foids. I'll tell you from personal experience that rice foids don't really lean towards Tyrones, but love being white and riding that white cock.

4. Oh there's Kpop?

Google image search kpop fans. Report back how many gigastacys or regular stacy fans you see. You'll see zip. It's just mostly ugly weeaboo femcels or kpopcels that can't get a guy in real life so they imagine themselves sleeping with a kpop boy like japanese dudes with anime pillows.
 
1. 90 Day Fiance. Big Ed. He's 2/10 at best.

2. Man with no arms or legs got a noodle wife.

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3. https://theconversation.com/asian-guys-stereotyped-and-excluded-in-online-dating-130855

Rice men twice as likely to be single as Rice foids. I'll tell you from personal experience that rice foids don't really lean towards Tyrones, but love being white and riding that white cock.

4. Oh there's Kpop?

Google image search kpop fans. Report back how many gigastacys or regular stacy fans you see. You'll see zip. It's just mostly ugly weeaboo femcels or kpopcels that can't get a guy in real life so they imagine themselves sleeping with a kpop boy like japanese dudes with anime pillows.
you used a betabuxxing handicapped man to say white dudes can't be incel? nice cherrypicking bro

and the noodles fuck white normies and chads, not ugly whites

and I don't have money to fly halfway across the world and betabuxx some thai slut
 
Yep, pretty much.
 
you used a betabuxxing handicapped man to say white dudes can't be incel? nice cherrypicking bro

and the noodles fuck white normies and chads, not ugly whites

and I don't have money to fly halfway across the world and betabuxx some thai slut

I literally never said that you fucking twat. I’m just saying as a whitey you can get away with things ricecels can’t.

I’ll agree that noodles are exponentially raising their standards faster than the number of US’ coronavirus cases recently, but whites can get away with slightly more over there, though that is changing.

and I mean what did you do with the Trump money? If you live in Europe you should’ve been getting monthly checks.
 
I literally never said that you fucking twat. I’m just saying as a whitey you can get away with things ricecels can’t.

I’ll agree that noodles are exponentially raising their standards faster than the number of US’ coronavirus cases recently, but whites can get away with slightly more over there, though that is changing.

and I mean what did you do with the Trump money? If you live in Europe you should’ve been getting monthly checks.
I didn't get Trump money because I live with my dad. I am in the US.

But anyways I agree whites are on average are higher SMV than ricies
 

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