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Discussion Let's apply real-life experiences (blackpill) into programming codes. Example inside.

Asgard

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JavaScript:
switch(asgard.traits) {

            case hot: {

               return giveHimAttention(asgard);

           }

           case creep: {

               if(toilet.status === 'gym') {

               elseif(asgard.status === 'gym') {



                    postTikTok(asgard);

                    }

               }

               poke(6000);

           }

}
 
I'm doing this on phone, so do not worry about such excessive whitespaces.
 
var chad = 1;
var incel = !chad
 
def foid_messaging_algortihm(){
for x in char_users:

if(chad_messages)
reply();

else if(normies_messages)
wait(500)
reply()

else
continue()​
 
def foid_messaging_algortihm(){
for x in char_users:

if(chad_messages)
reply();

else if(normies_messages)
wait(500)
reply()

else
continue()​
XD :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
Meme gender. Females are most probably a software bug.
 
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def foid_messaging_algortihm(){
for x in char_users:

if(chad_messages)
reply();

else if(normies_messages)
wait(500)
reply()

else
continue()​
Never thought that you would be able to grasp programming
 
int main()
{
if(incel) exit(0);
}
 
Incel trait: you can't code
 
Incel trait: you can't code
It takes time, but yeah... everything is, actually, exhausting. I fucking hate high IQ Quorans like the toilet Farrelly or the Portuguese IQ mogger.
 
Imagine not putting curly braces not on their own line.
 
incel programmers should make their computer programs have a bias, so that they secretly sabotage normies and foids who use it, but help incels.
 
incel programmers should make their computer programs have a bias, so that they secretly sabotage normies and foids who use it, but help incels.
:feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil:

Imagine we make VR goggles that go viral (and can differentiate between normies and inkwells via advanced AI)... but with a twist: once the incel commander presses a button, all females and normies with the goggles on will receive an explosion, enough to disintegrate someone's skull.

Soyciety would collapse in a matter of seconds, and our revolution would, indeed, succeed.
 
:feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil:

Imagine we make VR goggles that go viral (and can differentiate between normies and inkwells via advanced AI)... but with a twist: once the incel commander presses a button, all females and normies with the goggles on will receive an explosion, enough to disintegrate someone's skull.

Soyciety would collapse in a matter of seconds, and our revolution would, indeed, succeed.
It's hard to put an explosion in a goggles that is distributed to a lot of people but the concept is there, somehow tech should be used on a wide scale to switch the social order in favor of incels.
 
It's hard to put an explosion in a goggles that is distributed to a lot of people but the concept is there, somehow tech should be used on a wide scale to switch the social order in favor of incels.
Maybe we could implement a laser-like device to make them blind.
 
Maybe we could implement a laser-like device to make them blind.
Ideally all the incels will coordinate and work together to destroy normies, like a secret mafia. Insidiously take control and power away from normies one vicious power play at a time. Right now normies basically hold incels hostage because incels made the mistake of trusting normies but now that we know better we have to grab all of the normies power properly.
 

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