Blackpill Mario is an incel

[uo89997]

Think about it.

Mario is a:

1. Manlet
2. Ugly Italian
3. Has a weak jawline
4. Has a big nose

Not only is Mario involuntarily celibate, he is also a complete cuck. He literally goes through 8 worlds chasing after a cumskin blonde foid and all he gets for saving her is a kiss on the cheek.

No, Mario & Princess Peach are not married. While Mario did propose to Peach in the ending of Super Mario Odyssey, she rejected him (and Bowser who was also proposing). They're still on good terms though, and she still appears to be Mario's current romantic interest.

IT'S OVER FOR MARIO

 

[uo89997]

 

[Deleted member 40767]

mario is statusmaxxed and so thus he is ascended

 

[uo89997]

Still mogs me to isle delfino and back

same

 

[uo89997]

Even Mario's younger brother Luigi is taller than him, over for Mariocels

 

[uo89997]

Blue eyes so mogs a lot of ethnics by default.

True but he can't get peach which is like the only foid in his world

 

[Ika-Sama]

Think about it.

Mario is a:

1. Manlet
2. Ugly Italian
3. Has a weak jawline
4. Has a big nose

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Not only is Mario involuntarily celibate, he is also a complete cuck. He literally goes through 8 worlds chasing after a cumskin blonde foid and all he gets for saving her is a kiss on the cheek.



IT'S OVER FOR MARIO

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oMgbAqVrE0

 

[uo89997]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oMgbAqVrE0

tf is this?

 

[Ika-Sama]

tf is this?

It was Mario movie released in Japan, someone dubbed it.

 

[uo89997]

It was Mario movie released in Japan, someone dubbed it.

oh okay

 

[Ika-Sama]

oh okay

Mario got cucked by the dog lmao

 

[uo89997]

Mario got cucked by the dog lmao

Damn this is brutal.

 

[uo89997]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oMgbAqVrE0

blackpilled af

 

[JestER]

It's over for pesky plumbercels

 

[uo89997]

It's over for pesky plumbercels

 

[mistersinister]

MX would wantr a word for you

 

[uo89997]

MX would wantr a word for you

damn

 

[mistersinister]

DARKTRIADMAXXED MARIO

 

[uo89997]

DARKTRIADMAXXED MARIO

That mario gets a ton of pussy

 

[Deleted member 41190]

 

[uo89997]

Brutal

 

[Intellectual Giant]

Mario get your [coin] together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

 

[Made in Heaven]

Even Mario's younger brother Luigi is taller than him, over for Mariocels

literally me

Blue eyes so mogs a lot of ethnics by default.

this. blue eyes = pussy flood

 

[Mecoja]

Friendzoned simp.

 

[uo89997]

Mario get your [coin] together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZeR-vxREvw

 

[uo89997]

Mario get your [coin] together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

Good song

 

[uo89997]

Friendzoned simp.

 

[OGcel]

litterally the hero shroom kingdom but still over for him because browser is mogging him out of exsitence

no wonder why peach is always get captured and ends up at browser's bedroom

 

[ilieknothing]

Peach heightmogs Mario, foids absolutely detest men who are shorter than them

 

[Deleted member 41988]

Even Mario's younger brother Luigi is taller than him, over for Mariocels

 

[BornToLose]

He copes with mushrooms like @MACHETE.