Foid reaction to your selfie: "omg this fucking creep in his dark room probably uploaded this photo because he has no friends and jerks off to anime all day so he has no better photos. Look at his messy bed disgusting"
Foid reaction to your selfie, but with Chad face: "aww how cute, he's so humble taking a casual photo like that. God I'd love to be buried in his unkempt bed."