My dog won’t shut the fuck up, tips?

[Obour1995]

My bitch dog won’t shut up and I’m trying to sit in peace. Tips?

 

[gymletethnicel]

Hire hooker for it.

 

[Obour1995]

Hire hooker for it.

U think I have a girls phone number? LOL.

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

Annoying and loud like fucking kids, in my situation can't sleep fault of neighbourhood dogs

 

[Obour1995]

Annoying and loud like fucking kids, in my situation can't sleep fault of neighbourhood dogs

I know. I fucking hate the Mutt but I have to look after them for my family, who just uses me to dump thier shit

 

[Dusk]

Give it some pets and try to calm it down.

 

[Obour1995]

Give it some pets and try to calm it down.

Nah I just disciplined it

 

[Nagger]

I've never owned a dog, but when cats make noise (horny) you usually beat them a little with a newspaper and they shut up. If that doesn't work you gently kick them and if that doesn't work either you kick them for real. Works every time. It is important to use as little force as possible as to not hurt the animal though.

 

[Dusk]

Nah I just disciplined it

We're also abused dogs. Just remember that.

 

[Obour1995]

We're also abused dogs. Just remember that.

That’s how I look at it.

 

[Obour1995]

I've never owned a dog, but when cats make noise (horny) you usually beat them a little with a newspaper and they shut up. If that doesn't work you gently kick them and if that doesn't work either you kick them for real. Works every time. It is important to use as little force as possible as to not hurt the animal though.

Too late they were disciplined. These Creatures are retards and belong in the wild.

 

[EgyptianNiggerKANG]

My bitch dog won’t shut up and I’m trying to sit in peace. Tips?

Get a dog foid and he'll stfu help your fellow dogcel

 

[Uggo Mongo]

My bitch dog won’t shut up and I’m trying to sit in peace. Tips?

Train it to not bark.

 

[Obour1995]

Train it to not bark.

It’s not barking it’s weeping because it’s cold and wants to go on the sofa for warmth. It’s a Labrador an it has hairs so I’m not having it ruin the sofa.

 

[bcroger]

Don't hit or scream. Just pet and be calm (srs)

Dogs are nice animals.

 

[Obour1995]

Don't hit or scream. Just pet and be calm (srs)

Dogs are nice animals.

I already was forced to discipline it. It’s the only way the mutt listens. Dogs are stupid and incapable of listening to their masters it seems. They belong in the wolf with the wolves.

 

[K1ng N0th1ng]

It’s not barking it’s weeping because it’s cold and wants to go on the sofa for warmth. It’s a Labrador an it has hairs so I’m not having it ruin the sofa.

Why not give it a blanket or a towel or something.

 

[Obour1995]

Why not give it a blanket or a towel or something.

The mutt is extremely rude and does not accept it’s normal bed. It wants sofa.

 

[Obour1995]

Total dog death, we should invite the ricecels and noodlewhores over here

Plz do

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

Total dog death, we should invite the ricecels and noodlewhores over here

fuck yes

 

[cripplecel]

Give it a lesson in not barking

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Sell it to the local Chinese shop

 

[Emba]

Sell it to the local Chinese shop

How much he sell cowdog for, Joe?

I buy it!

Tenderize it with a bat of the baseball...

Taste good teriyaki rice.

 

[erenyeager]

My bitch dog won’t shut up and I’m trying to sit in peace. Tips?

Punch it's jaw and take it's teeth out

 

[failednormie_]

My bitch dog won’t shut up and I’m trying to sit in peace. Tips?

put it in crate or cage or let it outside?

 

[IceMan2000]

Use in conjunction with this:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcxGNvQQubY&ab_channel=crysknife007


Is how I deal with it.

 

[Bianor]

 

[MaldireMan0077]

They dont bark without a reason, do you cage the dog when going to sleep? Cages will get them upset. If not then it could be a wild animal at the back yard. My moms dog will go out alot to chase the squirrel just so the squirrel to dash far far away from the dog.

 

[Bianor]

They dont bark without a reason, do you cage the dog when going to sleep? Cages will get them upset. If not then it could be a wild animal at the back yard. My moms dog will go out alot to chase the squirrel just so the squirrel to dash far far away from the dog.

It was cold so he ‘disciplined’ it

 

[NatsumeSouseki]

U think I have a girls phone number? LOL.

she'll fuck it for free, just put up a sign saying free dog sex and some white foid will come on in

 

[MaldireMan0077]

It was cold so he ‘disciplined’ it

Brings a whole new meaning to : that was cold