RageFuel My online 'friend' ascended in the most autistic, retarded way possible (JBW is real)

[BlackpillCartel]

So I have an online 'friend' who I've known since teenage years, and he was a KHHV at 20. So anyway I live in the US and basically he's an anorexic, soyboy, videogame playing, retail working retard (lowest level wageslave). I'd say he's 5/10 in the face at best. Anyway, he was playing fucking dota out of all the games he could be playing and he meets a noodlewhore in game. So they start talking and the next week he has her over at his house and they fuck. What a joke. Out of all the people he could meet in game, he meets some noodlewhore slut ready to spread her legs for this useless fucking white degenerate ass. It's unbelievable, and yea I'm envious (OFC)

 

[trying to ascend]

What's so special about an average white guy ascending (especially with a noodle)? Seems the most common thing possible

 

[Virginshortcel]

So I have an online 'friend' who I've known since teenage years, and he was a KHHV at 20. So anyway I live in the US and basically he's an anorexic, soyboy, videogame playing, retail working retard (lowest level wageslave). I'd say he's 5/10 in the face at best. Anyway, he was playing fucking dota out of all the games he could be playing and he meets a noodlewhore in game. So they start talking and the next week he has her over at his house and they fuck. What a joke. Out of all the people he could meet in game, he meets some noodlewhore slut ready to spread her legs for this useless fucking white degenerate ass. It's unbelievable, and yea I'm envious (OFC)

Dont be invious, if his dick is small. Sex was probably a disaster, and she likely will ghost him(apparently some women says skinny guys have huge dicks from their experience, so theres that)

 

[BlackpillCartel]

What's so special about an average white guy ascending (especially with a noodle)? Seems the most common thing possible

He literally did nothing to achieve it and met her online. Fucking retard

 

[trying to ascend]

He literally did nothing to achieve it and met her online. Fucking retard

Wdym by achieve? You don't achieve anything, your chance is mainly determined by characteristics you have no control over

 

[Deleted member 3129]

i bet hes a mid lane playing chad

 

[BlackpillCartel]

Wdym by achieve? You don't achieve anything, your chance is mainly determined by characteristics you have no control over

Chads still need to leave the house to get pussy, like going on dates from tinder etc. This whore just went straight to his house.

 

[Ecstasy]

And you're not happy for your friends ascending? fag

 

[BlackpillCartel]

And you're not happy for your friends ascending? fag

Ofc I'm not happy for him, hes not even really my friend and he's a fucking degenerate

 

[22yearoldcel]

So I have an online 'friend' who I've known since teenage years, and he was a KHHV at 20. So anyway I live in the US and basically he's an anorexic, soyboy, videogame playing, retail working retard (lowest level wageslave). I'd say he's 5/10 in the face at best. Anyway, he was playing fucking dota out of all the games he could be playing and he meets a noodlewhore in game. So they start talking and the next week he has her over at his house and they fuck. What a joke. Out of all the people he could meet in game, he meets some noodlewhore slut ready to spread her legs for this useless fucking white degenerate ass. It's unbelievable, and yea I'm envious (OFC)

@Notorious Inkler

 

[Deleted member 36666]

It's just dumb enough for me to believe it

 

[watcher]

i bet hes a mid lane playing chad

 

[nightbane]

its not retarded at all, he wasted no resources/effort/time on the foid and she willingly went to his house and fucked him, your friend is lucky af

 

[22yearoldcel]

It's just dumb enough for me to believe it

I was once in a tourist area in iran and there where 2 noodlewhores who had european bfs.i 100% believe it.

 

[lemon21]

Wdym by achieve? You don't achieve anything, your chance is mainly determined by characteristics you have no control over

He has not diggested the blackpill fully yet, he thinks girls won't do all the work for you if you're attractive enough.

 

[IncelCream]

Just is life

JBW

 

[Orca]

And you're not happy for your friends ascending? fag

Online friends are not truly friends. You can't know if you guys would get along in real life and if they would help you through any bad times. Not to mention that they usually live far away.

 

[nice_try]

How tall? Face pic?

It's a useless thread if you don't provide any evidence.

All you provide is some hateful ramble about him "playing videogames" and "working in retail" as if that would make him a bad person, lmao.

 

[JoeBruhcel]

bummerdrummer moment

 

[BlackpillCartel]

How tall? Face pic?

It's a useless thread if you don't provide any evidence.

All you provide is some hateful ramble about him "playing videogames" and "working in retail" as if that would make him a bad person, lmao.

He probably browses these forums, I don't want to give him an ego boost

 

[Hell]

JBW
A story hundreds of years old

 

[FuRed]

Dont be invious, if his dick is small. Sex was probably a disaster, and she likely will ghost him(apparently some women says skinny guys have huge dicks from their experience, so theres that)

Bucket crap cope. A MAJORLY subhuman brand of cope.

So knock it off is my advice.

Chads still need to leave the house to get pussy

View: https://youtu.be/5VyjudUJyU0

 

[Hapacalyptist]

Wdym by achieve? You don't achieve anything, your chance is mainly determined by characteristics you have no control over

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[Deleted member 35245]

@Notorious Inkler

White God

 

[I want to believe]

What's so special about an average white guy ascending (especially with a noodle)? Seems the most common thing possible

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Chad level execution

 

[Virginshortcel]

Bucket crap cope. A MAJORLY subhuman brand of cope.

So knock it off is my advice.


View: https://youtu.be/5VyjudUJyU0

SOrry man, but dick size matters a lot.

You can be the most handsome man in the world, and still fail with a 5 incher(or even worse, 4-3 incher)
You incels dont realise that once you get a girl, you also need to keep her happy. If you dont have the right tools, youre just fucked

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

you also need to keep her happy.

She should be happy her skull hasn't been caved in.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Wdym by achieve? You don't achieve anything, your chance is mainly determined by characteristics you have no control over