She sucked her way through her lecturers at some backwater uni and then shagged her boss during her internship at a law firm in Sussex (England) to qualify and now she’s a solicitor… but she doesn’t even know what a phone box is or a magnolia tree and wears more bloody painting than the Mona Lisa. It’s a disgrace. Her poor clients. Meanwhile those of us on here couldn’t get such a lucky ride even if we did actually work hard throughout.
