JFL New ER Method Just Dropped

[lonelysince2006]

Kamikaze your airplane into the crowd at your local airshow TODAY!

Your death is a 99.9% guarantee!

(The exercises and advice in this video are in no way intended as a substitute for a proper ER. Because of the difference in physical conditioning from individual to individual, your doctor should make sure that the exercises and information contained in this video are safe for you. Consult your doctor before doing this or any other ER method.)

Note: I do not endorse or condone violence in any way whatsoever. This post is satirical in nature.

 

[cripplecel]

When did this happen

 

[starystulejarz]

Based we should create monument in his memory just like with WW2 Nip Kamikaze pilots

 

[lonelysince2006]

When did this happen

2011. The title is a bit of a misnomer since it says "just dropped" (which it quite literally did), but what I meant was I just discovered this.

2011 Reno Air Races crash - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Max Doltman]

why do foids always scream

 

[Max Doltman]

remember the dude who flew the aircraft into a mountain? was that in europe? killed hundreds?

 

[edgelordcel]

why do foids always scream

To alert simps to help

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Is it bad that I laughed watching the video

 

[lifeisfucked215]

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

 

[despisedpaul]

Why did he fly his airplane intothose peoples? Was he incel? Or was it mistake because flying hard and stuff? If anyone know please tell me since this incel autist boy is super confused at what he saw!

 

[Max Doltman]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525 think this is it

 

[Max Doltman]

 

[Frat Link The Chad]

why do foids always scream

Because this always makes harrowing and terrifying situations better.

 

[lonelysince2006]

To alert simps to help

Exactly, evolutionary behavior.

Is it bad that I laughed watching the video

Nah, the beginning was pretty funny, especially with how the plane sounded before it crashed.

Why did he fly his airplane intothose peoples? Was he incel? Or was it mistake because flying hard and stuff? If anyone know please tell me since this incel autist boy is super confused at what he saw!

The pilot lost control due to a malfunction I'm too low-IQ to understand. He dived headfirst into the ground but was likely unconscious due to the extreme gravitational force exerted on his body while the plane was nosediving (17 times Earth's gravity).

Oh, yeah, and he wasn't an incel. "In July 1959, Leeward married Miss Bette L. Hofacker in Dade County, Florida. They had four children."

What a way to go. Apparently, he was suicidal.

 

[despisedpaul]

The pilot lost control due to a malfunction I'm too low-IQ to understand. He dived headfirst into the ground but was likely unconscious

Oh wow bro that is really scary.. i am a retard so I dont know any better but it probably had to do with the sensors and stuff on the airplane! And probably the aerodynamics since i think they go crazy if they start spiralling out of control! But anyways i am just an autist so i could be wrong but if he crashed on accident that really sucks but at least he got to fly like a bird and i am stuck on the ground my whole life anyways!

 

[lonelysince2006]

Oh wow bro that is really scary.. i am a retard so I dont know any better but it probably had to do with the sensors and stuff on the airplane! And probably the aerodynamics since i think they go crazy if they start spiralling out of control! But anyways i am just an autist so i could be wrong but if he crashed on accident that really sucks but at least he got to fly like a bird and i am stuck on the ground my whole life anyways!

 

[Incline]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIYecFybLw&ab_channel=Halogam3r

 

[NatsumeSouseki]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIYecFybLw&ab_channel=Halogam3r

TENNOU HEIKA

BANZAI

BANZAI

BANZAI

they actually do that in the Japanese parliament when it dissolves lol, its kinda funny

 

[Friezacel]

why do foids always scream

They compensate for their lack of brain

 

[lonelysince2006]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIYecFybLw&ab_channel=Halogam3r

Brings tears to my eyes.

He's probably in heaven right now, ripping a fat ciggie. They just couldn't handle the heat.

 

[just another incel]

How many foids did the propeller saw off the heads of who had erotic fantasies about Tom Cruise in Top Gun same moment?

 

[lonelysince2006]

How many foids did the propeller saw off the heads of

Regina Bynum (F)
John Craik (M)
Cherie Elvin (F)
George (M) and Wendy Hewitt (F)
James McMichael (M)
Greg Morcom (M)
Craig Salerno (M)
Sharon Stewart (F)
Michael Wogan (M)

4 females.

 

[starystulejarz]

why do foids always scream

so they could alert nearby dogs for the last fuck of their lives

 

[Max Doltman]

how did they not see and hear this thing coming

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Is it bad that I laughed watching the video

 

[ItsovERfucks]

I expected a big ass explosion.

 

[screwthefbi]

 

[screwthefbi]

9/11 pt 2

 

[Antifem Lord]

Is blud ok?

 

[Max Doltman]

View: https://imgur.com/1v7BI9F

 

[Da_Yunez]

Inshalla allahu akbar shalala crash into foids and normoids (IN VIDEOGAME)